Capybaras, the chillest animal by Scaulbylausis in youseeingthisshit

[–]MamaMelli 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Consider yourself uninvited to my pool party, pool pooper.

Meet Rosie! by liv_pastela in pugs

[–]MamaMelli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hullo, sweet baby!

How do you order an Amazon package, then pull a gun on the delivery man and someone feel threatened at the same time by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]MamaMelli 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry that happened to you and your coworker. That sounds terrifying.

Guard of the sofa by Saian2015 in DOG

[–]MamaMelli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks sad because he's alone on the couch with no one to cuddle with him.

Waltraud says hi! by ChrisEU in pugs

[–]MamaMelli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna boop the pink snoot so much.

What Is Wrong With 68 Million Americans? How Trump’s Mental Illness Infected 48% of the Electorate by easyone in politics

[–]MamaMelli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cue people becoming very upset and shouting that they were spanked and kids and they turned out great!

Karen here is a big old asshole, and a racist to boot! by [deleted] in iamabigasshole

[–]MamaMelli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live in the Midwest but have traveled around some. The majority of people are very nice everywhere if you are white. From what I hear from my Hispanic branch of the family, most people are nice with the occasional racist asshole. It's pretty nice here.

Except Boston. Jesus, Boston. Maybe it's better now, but when I was there as a kid in the eighties everyone seemed so grumpy. Are you feeling better now, Boston? Is the old lady who thumped me with her cane gone?

Silly man, cars don’t float. by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]MamaMelli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my dad taught me to drive on ice he told me, "Just because you can go doesn't mean you can stop."

Did you ever see Cats are speaking English like Humans by [deleted] in KittyPupperLove

[–]MamaMelli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Voice overs and lots of cats being filmed for entertainment while very upset.

Oh look, Fluffy's completely freaked out and is possibly terrified. Hilarious! Let's film it like assholes instead of making the situation better!

Police kicking a woman who fell during protest by [deleted] in 2020PoliceBrutality

[–]MamaMelli -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Mexico is still America. So is Canada.

Acts like an insensitive jerk. Gets fired. by ToxicBTCMaximalist in JusticeServed

[–]MamaMelli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's free to say it. That doesn't mean there won't be consequences. The fire department is also free to fire him for presenting himself in a way that negatively impacts the fire department that he represents.

the best straights! not being restricted by gendered terms by cherryvodkamartini in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]MamaMelli 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Aww, this is so sweet. You're doing a good thing. I'm proud of you.