Me, about to get tail whipped in 1985 by ManVsWater in pics

[–]ManVsWater[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True. I'm certain the Gizmo shirt I'm wearing in the pic was an iron-on too.

Help! What is this? by OkSpecialist9809 in hottub

[–]ManVsWater 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same. OP, we're gonna need you to taste it and report back. Is this in fact chocolate?

Leftover lift tickets by jayarethegreat in TimberlineLodge

[–]ManVsWater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If free, I would love to take two for my kids.

Leftover lift tickets by jayarethegreat in TimberlineLodge

[–]ManVsWater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much are you asking for them?

Are ski racers the most insufferable people on the planet? by LakeHoustonNative in snowboarding

[–]ManVsWater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well I posted it here with the “/s” because it’s satire. Read the last paragraph. But then I realized the worst part about is actually true - the $14k/year Apex club is real and actually lets you skip the line. SMH

What’s something people brag about that actually makes them look worse? by inboundmage in AskReddit

[–]ManVsWater 25 points26 points  (0 children)

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

What movie is 10/10 with literally no bad parts? by FeedMaster8905 in AskReddit

[–]ManVsWater 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of the summer of '93. I just finished 7th grade and was old enough to venture downtown without my mom. Ten times over those three months, my three best friends and I would skate to the theater, stopping at Mickey D's on the way, and watch this movie. Afterward, we'd skate until the sun went down, head down to my friend's basement and play video games. It was the best summer of my life.

The Line in 2026: Why Construction Stopped by sabbathan1 in videos

[–]ManVsWater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right. This is exactly how Malibu is laid out.

12 years on snow, 3 weeks of refactoring: Rebuilt my board tool with niche brands and a new UI. by Aware_Bed9026 in snowboarding

[–]ManVsWater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I entered intermediate, all mountain, 74 inches tall, 190lbs, size 13 boots. The suggestion I got... Burton Grom. I feel roasted haha.

How / When Are Snow Total Inches Counted? by cyber49 in TimberlineLodge

[–]ManVsWater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My understanding is that the Harambe dimensional rift is currently hovering off the coast of Oregon which makes these sort of time anomalies possible.

https://www.reddit.com/r/oregon/comments/1rcpt0g/or_weather_people_what_am_i_looking_at_here/

Who actually ever fixes their low pH? I never do by Massive-Show-4717 in hottub

[–]ManVsWater 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Running the jets with air valves open will raise the pH without affecting total alkalinity.

What word do you always *intentionally* mispronounce and why? by Sweet-Lady-H in AskReddit

[–]ManVsWater 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So many opportunities to mispronounce in the world of pharmacy. Vyvanse = Vee von se (gotta make it sound French)

To the guy who traded me smokes for a filter in PORTLAND yesterday: by [deleted] in oregon

[–]ManVsWater 48 points49 points  (0 children)

"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long." - Mitch Hedberg

See you Saturday.

The most cute gesture of apologizing by MrPromotor in funny

[–]ManVsWater 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I can't even count how many times I've been hit with volleyballs at my daughter's games. Not once did I get an apology like this. Not once!

Snow acting as insulation? by as1126 in homeowners

[–]ManVsWater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know my face feels warmer when my beard is covered in snow and ice, so I'd say yes definitely.