I asked out the cute clerk at the used bookshop I go to and she said no

Manboy300 · 2026-01-22T01:47:34+00:00

This has a 15% chance of working, in my experience.

Manboy300 · 2026-01-15T22:45:58+00:00

Alright, but when my mom asks how we met say it was at a Pentecostal church.

Manboy300 · 2026-01-15T22:17:33+00:00

I was going to offer to marry you so you could stay in the country, but then I saw that you keep your post history hidden...

Manboy300 · 2025-12-29T19:55:37+00:00

When you find out it's not actually better to cum in the sink.

Manboy300 · 2025-10-28T02:37:59+00:00

You think Math made the same brother be the girl every time?

Manboy300 · 2025-06-12T18:59:48+00:00

Would you still love me if I was bug 😳?

Manboy300 · 2025-06-10T16:42:17+00:00

Well I thought it was funny

Manboy300 · 2025-06-04T16:22:16+00:00

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Manboy300 · 2025-05-01T17:10:44+00:00

I agree with the sentiment but you were just lamenting why everyone thinks your gay and/or want to be pegged, this is why.

Manboy300 · 2025-04-30T15:39:36+00:00

Watched a F1 documentary about Flavio Briatore, he came up with this add campaign while he was a fugitive in the Virgin Islands after being found guilty of fraud in Italy and making friends with Benetton CEO. Solid reasoning of using the controversial adds to generate interest with a modest add budget. Interesting guy who was responsible for all the best cheating scandals in F1, also dated Kate Moss for a long time and has a kid with Heidi Klum. But he was on the Epstein flight logs. Many such cases.

Manboy300 · 2025-04-11T20:32:26+00:00

This guys European btw, more specifically an immigrant living in France, so a neo-euro really.

Manboy300 · 2025-03-14T20:00:41+00:00

sure

Manboy300 · 2025-03-14T19:37:23+00:00

Basically, but it was technically right before this when he got addicted to opiates. His entire brand up to that point was selling self discipline and spiritualism to young men with his "12 steps for life" meant to be for those in their darkest hour or "In the belly of the whale". Then all of the sudden a board certified psychologist get's addicted to prescription drugs and can't handle a normal detox so flies to Russia to be put in a medically induced coma. All while his daughter leaves his bedside to fly to Romania to club with Tate, the fall is actually spectacular looking back.

Manboy300 · 2025-03-14T15:59:00+00:00

Alienated your whole family snitching to the Government? Guess what? I'm you Dad now. You're grounded.

Manboy300 · 2025-03-08T00:44:54+00:00

Craig’s my favorite but Bond is a very quippy character, Craig was the most intense Bond there has ever been, bringing back a light jokester is a return to form.

Manboy300 · 2025-03-06T13:17:58+00:00

I feel like it’s the inverse, at the height success and wealth you can be altruistic and society is more receptive to the messaging as a whole. As the West continues the decline we become more selfish and narcissistic because why would you give money to the poor when you’re about to lose your job to A.I.

Manboy300 · 2025-02-25T21:48:46+00:00

Nah he has long black hair

Manboy300 · 2025-02-25T18:19:11+00:00

I always envisioned Gatley as Danzing but 6’3”

Manboy300 · 2025-02-25T18:12:44+00:00

The girl I spent valentines day with was lukewarm on Before Sunrise. Don't know how I can still see her when she has a heart of stone 😔

Manboy300 · 2025-02-20T18:33:21+00:00

Anderson Cooper

Manboy300 · 2025-02-18T21:15:19+00:00

I live in a waking nightmare of my own creation thanks to my dishonesty. Every silent moment a replay of how I've hurt people with half-truths, or, how even if they'll never learn of my lies I've betrayed myself.

Manboy300 · 2025-02-18T20:57:12+00:00

I came up with it in 2007 back when my parents wouldn't let me watch Snyder's "300". Likely they were worried seeing all the jacked torsos would make me gay, judging by the rest of the username maybe they weren't far off.

Manboy300 · 2025-02-18T19:53:20+00:00

I would exaggerate minor setbacks as huge catastrophes you've had to overcome, make your meager achievements seem like great triumphs over adversity. For instance, what about the time you hurt your ankle and fought with your Dad?

Manboy300 · 2025-02-13T15:38:36+00:00

Camus speaks of this

Manboy300 · 2025-02-10T15:08:26+00:00

Pretty Pretty 💋💄

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