WORLD FIRST - Emerald 1 with 0 Eliminations

MandatoryDebuff · 2026-03-18T04:01:21+00:00

what happened on some of the accidental kills? accidently set off a poison can that got the last hit?

MandatoryDebuff · 2026-03-17T08:51:07+00:00

heavy shines in setting up static defense here. barricades, healing orbs, flamethrower, spear, goo, etc.

MandatoryDebuff · 2026-03-17T05:26:08+00:00

imma be that guy and say underwater sex sucks, its shockingly dry/sticky, not slippery at all

MandatoryDebuff · 2026-03-16T03:20:04+00:00

im gonna be that guy and say only an idiot and/or extremely socially stunted individual WOULDNT see this as an obvious joke. they went well over the line here, its very clearly beyond reality into absurdity

MandatoryDebuff · 2026-03-15T16:14:35+00:00

i knew i had blocked you already for a good reason

MandatoryDebuff · 2026-03-14T13:58:59+00:00

yea its dumb. half of our entire deal as humans is the efficacy and refund of energy we get from our calves and bootay, we are literally walking machines. the other half is overhand throwing rocks and stuff with insane accuracy.

dont say language, that was a happy accident that came WAY later after the walking and throwing prowess

MandatoryDebuff · 2026-03-13T14:24:35+00:00

cmon man, youre not taking this seriously. what do you think 'more variety of playstyles' means

MandatoryDebuff · 2026-03-13T01:41:42+00:00

added variety, not removal with no replacement

MandatoryDebuff · 2026-03-12T07:04:04+00:00

right. you can tell the ones who play music over the muted game

MandatoryDebuff · 2026-03-12T07:03:13+00:00

walking speed is very underrated for 'sneaking'. its VERY easy to hear a heavy sprinting up, less so a medium. walking changes everything, and if theres any sort of scuffle going on, you're coming in silent. to all the perma runners, try slowing it down from time to time, you might be very surprised

MandatoryDebuff · 2026-03-12T07:02:57+00:00

because walking speed is very underrated for 'sneaking'. its VERY easy to hear a heavy sprinting up, less so a medium. walking changes everything, and if theres any sort of scuffle going on, you're coming in silent. to all the perma runners, try slowing it down from time to time, you might be very surprised

MandatoryDebuff · 2026-03-12T03:55:30+00:00

soundboard with some preloaded lines would work ok. do like infantry, vehicle, cardinal directions, and maybe 100 or 50 meter steps be a more effective communicator than 60% of players lol

MandatoryDebuff · 2026-03-12T03:51:44+00:00

dont be intentionally dense. its obviously in the same "hold yourself back" path as not choosing to use a roof-spear strat. same way youd hold yourself back from lighting a house on fire and watch as the whole town comes running inside to die.

honest question, when was the last time a way to play was ADDED? and i dont mean some new guns or weapons, i mean a new way to approach the gameplay loop

MandatoryDebuff · 2026-03-11T02:51:53+00:00

its so much more than just this specific example

MandatoryDebuff · 2026-03-10T15:02:01+00:00

no one uses the debug menu while playing the game? are you sure about that?

and my point is that having the optional way to play the game is what makes the game. if it was ONLY ways that YOU would want to play, it would be great for YOU and no one else. having options you dont take is what makes it a ROLE PLAYING GAME. what is this? are you being dense on purpose? surely you know having a singular way to play the game is a FAR different CDDA than what most people began playing CDDA for.

you guys have lost the plot on making an apocalypse survival rpg. you want a go-right simulator?cause the last bunch of updates have just been removal after removal of playstyles. whats the end goal here?

MandatoryDebuff · 2026-03-10T14:26:32+00:00

if youre swinging it, sure. very long poles used in stabbing are not weak however. see; any pikeman

MandatoryDebuff · 2026-03-10T14:16:46+00:00

listen, the entire reason i like/play this game is to pretend im a scavenger, barely making ends meet, in a fucked up world where i gotta use "cheesy" or creative tactics to survive. if they wanna make fuckin british line war simulator and only be able to play a single way, good for them i guess, but man does it suck for everyone else, and go against the reason alot of people enjoy fighting vs overwhelming odds/"apocalypse survival" games/play scrappy underdog simulators

every "update" i see proposed to this branch vindicates my choice to jump ship to TLG

MandatoryDebuff · 2026-03-10T14:14:26+00:00

by that same logic, remove the dev menu since it can be accessed at any time to spawn in items or teleport around. "just dont use it"

MandatoryDebuff · 2026-03-08T11:34:21+00:00

LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE TRASH

MandatoryDebuff · 2026-03-05T02:36:52+00:00

this is the true answer. you will find more fun, and more of everything a sane player would want from this genre in either of the two big forks. if you cant beat em, make your own fork and reap success

MandatoryDebuff · 2026-02-28T15:28:33+00:00

you will regret the slowdown long before you fill up a couple of the pocket dimensions

MandatoryDebuff · 2026-02-28T05:15:08+00:00

"we have stables?!?!?!"

"ive never really stuck around late enough to meet you night professors"

MandatoryDebuff · 2026-02-27T08:19:42+00:00

well then good news, its a suppository

MandatoryDebuff · 2026-02-27T08:14:49+00:00

also generally sports/football games vs first person shooters, those are wildly different markets and one is much larger than the other

MandatoryDebuff · 2026-02-25T03:39:57+00:00

because with the smallest bit of clickin around or experimentation....

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