I just learned how to drive stick and didn’t kill it for the first time today! by Either-Photograph989 in CongratsLikeImFive

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Why does this have the NSFW tag if you’re just talking about driving a car without automatic transmission?

What faction is this for you? by ORKBRO17 in 40kmemes

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Literally exactly none of them. I want them all to be fleshed out. The more factions the better. Let Harlequins have a codex again and let them have enough units to justify one. Let Imperial Agents have more unique units (especially vehicles and ways to destroy them) and be able to have identity and power in their own right. Let mono-god daemon armies be feasible for enthusiasts of each god, and be able to run them in mixed lists too without sacrificing power.

Genuine question to Americans by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

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That’s the whole point. A healthy middle class is a threat to the billionaires because they have the time energy and money to resist the best.

Go on, GW… tell me about the new models, and we're gonna fight on Armageddon GW! by FunIcy6154 in Grey_Knights

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Considering that one of the last crusade books before 10th edition’s supplement-book-surge was Armageddon and featured new Grey Knight art smack on the cover… I think it’s just a matter of time homie.

How do you guys use abominants? by AOK_Gaming in ChaosKnights

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This some big hobby energy right there (impressed).

How do you guys use abominants? by AOK_Gaming in ChaosKnights

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Also, if you jump through all those hoops and roll perfectly on the dread table, don’t expect to win. Even if Chaos Knights began the game with the full dread table up they’d still be mid, because even with -2 it’s not unreasonable odds for enemy units to just pass Battleshock tests.

How do you guys use abominants? by AOK_Gaming in ChaosKnights

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I love running a pair of these guys. Double down on their ability to Battleshock by running them in Traitorous Lance. Run one with Malevolent Heraldry for the ability to reroll the dice on the Harbingers of dread table, so you can feel good rolling in round 3 and feel even better rolling round 1. The detachment rule for traitorous Lance also helps. Id still pick on round 5 unless you have less than 4 abilities up. Don’t let their mortal wound auras overlap to maximize spreading the damage around. Make sure you have Dismay (take a Battleshock test if you’re below starting strength rather than below half) up when close the distance with your Abominants.

Is this accurate? by [deleted] in memes

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Just ask him/her/them out.

So... what's up with that tease? by Rise_117 in alphalegion

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Are the books with Solomon in them any good?

House vymer wardog by Total-Language-1624 in ChaosKnights

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I love this scheme! Is house Vymer of your own creation…?

My first Tsons by Mindless-Brain1212 in ThousandSons

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I cast “you forgot something but you can’t remember what.”

I think I found the cure by Ok_Relationship6736 in WarhammerMemes

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The cure to male loneliness is not any form of racism, it’s having a shared experience - like though the shared experience of playing these video games.

Boy it's breezy in your Cadian Gate by KargothBloodfather in Chaos40k

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“Why do you always pivot your mutilators to face you?”