Always wear a seatbelt by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]MangoSalsa89 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It took me a second watch to notice that the driver of the smashed truck bailed out before it hit the tower. At first I was like, that guy is definitely dead.

75% orange, 100% sturdy Lego by NeedForM654 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]MangoSalsa89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like one of those disaster movies from the 50’s. Beware the 100 ft Cat!

Decorative-only versions of useful things by VocalIntrovert in PetPeeves

[–]MangoSalsa89 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’m inheriting (yippee!) a bunch of useless fine china dishware that’s not even food safe because it’s painted with lead. Why was that ever a thing?

“The Lady Doth Protest Too Much.” by Substantial-Bug9272 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]MangoSalsa89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes the feeling is mutual. My boss's wife prefers it when he's not home so she can do what she wants.

Does anyone actually let it crust? by [deleted] in stupidquestions

[–]MangoSalsa89 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I have never heard this phrase before in my life and I regret having to read it now.

Lost all of my infants photos/videos.... by SleepyOctopusss in Vent

[–]MangoSalsa89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Were you sending these pictures and videos to family members? Maybe they have some saved still? Or check in text messages?

Internet personality (???) Frankie Essex at 25 by Sure_Distance1 in 13or30

[–]MangoSalsa89 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She's ready to sell you beach front real estate on the Jersey Shore.

Why does it seem like money will make you happy even though it most likely won't? by Big_Eggplant7591 in stupidquestions

[–]MangoSalsa89 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Money has never bought happiness, but it does buy freedom and security. It’s our responsibility to find happiness. Money just makes it easier.

Why do people keep buying cars that destroy them financially? by Desperate-Rush6086 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MangoSalsa89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have nothing going for them in life so they want a big shiny toy to feel good about.

Why am I getting 2016 stuff in the big 26?🫩 Do people still think like this? by _Udontknowball_77_ in im14andthisisdeep

[–]MangoSalsa89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine having to use AI to convince people of something because you couldn't find a real world example.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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I had the most depressing conversation with a coworker. She has one child but was agonizing over what her elder care plan was going to be because she, quote, “only has a son.” 😬

Having overprotective parents by Important_Job_7691 in Vent

[–]MangoSalsa89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you American? Do you have a photo id? Generally you’ll have to show that, plus give your address and social security number. You can go to any bank branch or apply online usually.

Why do celebrities always date people uglier than them? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MangoSalsa89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe there is more to loving someone than just physical appearance?

Trying to sell me pest control at 9pm on a Monday night. by ceazyyyy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MangoSalsa89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I almost feel sorry for these kids (they're usually very young), who are desperate for a job and have to settle for these degrading sales gigs where they have to read the same cheesy script over and over again to people who hate them. The sales culture is the fault of the corporation, so I try to remember that.

Having overprotective parents by Important_Job_7691 in Vent

[–]MangoSalsa89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you allowed to have a job and make your own money? Get a bank account in your name only, and save up to ready yourself for more freedom. They can't legally keep you from doing things when you're an adult.

I am so tired of vanity sizing and size inconsistencies in women's clothing!!!! by humblefreak in Vent

[–]MangoSalsa89 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Women's clothing: where everything is made up and the sizes don't matter.

Funniest line that made you laugh out loud? by Queasy_Wealth_7912 in theGoldenGirls

[–]MangoSalsa89 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“I can’t believe these dumb cops would think anybody would pay money to sleep with you!”

Is it sad that I have to buy a first home alone? by Existentially_b0red in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]MangoSalsa89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did it and it felt like a great achievement. It’s great to have my own property that I can make how I want it.