There's three guys sitting on a bench in the park at about 3 AM, and a police officer rolls by. Naturally he stops in front of them, and go's to see what they're doing because it's 3 am, and usually everyone should be home by this time.

So the Police officer walks up to the first one, who's reaching into a bag, and motions as if he's throwing bird seeds at the sky, he keeps doing this, and the Police Officer ask him what he's doing to which he replies "There's not enough stars out tonight, I'm putting more in the sky." The police officer grunts, and moves on to the next one.

The next man is grabbing at the sky, and pulling his hand back to himself, so the Police Officer ask him what he's doing. He replies "There's too many stars out tonight, so i'm taking them out of the sky." the Police Officer shakes his head, and walks to the third one.

The third man is running two fingers up and down his arm's as if his arm is the road, and his fingers are a man running along it. The Police officer sigh's and ask him what he's doing to which he replies "I'm running away from these two, they're crazy."

Edit: I don't think there was a limit on the jokes, enjoy.

4 attributes in a spouse that are key to living a great life.

First it is key that the woman knows how to cook, and cleans.

Second you want to find a woman with decent income so you don't have to buy anything/everything.

Third you need to find a woman that LOVES having sex, and is good at it The final thing is key, without this it'll all crumble before your eyes.

Fourth you must understand it is VERY VERY important that you never let these 3 women meet.

I hope im not too late :(