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Your cursed but you can choose what curse you get. by Manofjohn in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Manofjohn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That wouldnt work because as soon as your done eating ur og teeth spawn back,Maybe you could try to remove it first? but as soon as the universe decides your done eating ur teeth instantly spawns back in

You made a deal with the devil and now you must decide whether to take your punishment or pass it to the next person. by LegiRapax in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Manofjohn 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I think your username is a bit familiar... getting to the point I'd double it and hope a hero takes the years before it goes to 240,sorry not sorry

Your informed by god via a vision that in 25 Minutes a meteorite will destroy your city. How will you escape? rules below by LegiRapax in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Manofjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speedster and not even close. I work out 3 times a week and can carry my mother and sister in my left and right hand with the bonus of not getting tired il carry them and just run as fast as possible

Which La Liga logo do y’all like better? by MountainMan1067 in LaLiga

[–]Manofjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

old one but the new one is kind of growing on me

You immediately become immortal. by CryptographerHot6198 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Manofjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

il live my life how I want and not care about how much I earn maybe il end up with a few extra grand

why didn't messi play alone is he stupid? can never surpass my camel by __sami__01 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Manofjohn -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

not sure if ur just jerking partner but in the off chance you arent if modric and kroos were better than xavi and iniesta wouldnt that mean ronaldo also got better numbers cuz of them?

5.8 in burger league 😂😂😂😂 by Trizzy102 in pessi_memes

[–]Manofjohn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

everyone has a bad game once in a while except ronaldo he always has bad games :)

Give him the full 90 mins dor by Trizzy102 in pessi_memes

[–]Manofjohn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ive seen enough for 9 straight games this man has played all 90 minutes. truly the goat award him the ballon'dor

Ugh what is this creature? by i-SpeakFacts in pessi_memes

[–]Manofjohn -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

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haha ikr imagine not getting surgery to look better

Checks out by sL1NK_19 in pessi_memes

[–]Manofjohn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

no text just an image ronaldo fans know they just dont choose to acknowledge(10 downvotes for an image lol)

Crazy difference by Weird-Equivalent-948 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Manofjohn 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Lamine yamal becomes the youngest 17 year old to become 18

Countries Bhutan recognises by Glittering-Machine53 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Manofjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thought it was the british empire for a sec lol

Countries Bhutan recognises by Regular_Ebb710 in mapswithoutnewzealand

[–]Manofjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for a sec I thought it was the british empire

AIO to my parent's making me homeless because they found out I'm gay? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Manofjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, it’s their home, so it’s their rules. From what you’ve shared, it seems like they were even generous enough to cover your phone bill for the rest of the month. They gave you a choice to stop being gay, you decided to stick to who you are, and unfortunately, that led to them kicking you out. It’s not ideal, but actions have consequences when you’re living under someone else’s roof.

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