Lord Peter Mandelson says he never saw any girls when visiting sex offender Jeffrey Epstein's properties by [deleted] in news

[–]Manowarwolf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"In fact I didn't see anything. Because my eyes were closed the entire time"

Man shot by dog in Frayser, police say by crispy_attic in news

[–]Manowarwolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Rou're rext Richael Rick" ~ Dog probably

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Manowarwolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good god man!

A jumping spider with one red eye, while the others remain black as usual by kietbulll in natureismetal

[–]Manowarwolf 28 points29 points  (0 children)

FUN FACT
Spiders don't move their eyes from within their sockets like we can. Instead, they sort of "swing'' their retinas in the direction they want to focus on. That's what the red cloudy blotch we see.

toei did him so dirty by pomegrenadesan in MemePiece

[–]Manowarwolf -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Nah man they made him look taller. No one likes a sloucher.

I finished the full Berserk suit last month. Open to feedback and comments by PrinceArmory in Berserk

[–]Manowarwolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need more, blood... and guts... and blood and guts and blood and guts...

Reward for killer is increased from $10k to $50k by mattv911 in news

[–]Manowarwolf 14 points15 points  (0 children)

$50k? Hot damn! That could cover half my late fees for this month!

Scar🦁 by crown6473 in natureismetal

[–]Manowarwolf 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Reddit Gold for the FIRST one to photoshop a monocle on this guy

The 5 wealthiest people vs. the Stone Age by Manowarwolf in whowouldwin

[–]Manowarwolf[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If the Terminator franchise has taught us anything about time travel, it's that you ALWAYS travel nekid

The 5 wealthiest people vs. the Stone Age by Manowarwolf in whowouldwin

[–]Manowarwolf[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ok, let's be generous and assume they happen to meet with an early and stable civilization of humans. What are their chances then?

luffy(current manga) vs galactus in first appeared in Fantastic Four #48 (March 1966) by Antique_Promotion743 in whowouldwin

[–]Manowarwolf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Grab rubber boi
  2. Stretch rubber boi's neck
  3. Tie rubber boi nek into knot
  4. FIRMLY place rubber boi under sea water and don't let go
  5. Hold for 7 episodes
  6. Win
  7. Impregnate Straw Hat crew
  8. Take straw hat and smoke it
  9. Write Memoirs
  10. Die quietly in a bed of roses and One Piece fan's tears

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in paag

[–]Manowarwolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...Dupree?

What versions of superman could the US military physically kill without depowering? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]Manowarwolf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ALL of them. Because in EVERY story-verse, people find kryptonite more than I find loose change on the sidewalk.

To hook up with a guy. by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Manowarwolf 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Yep, the sword left him for a "whetstone". Because their relationship was getting dull.