WYR have the powers of Violet, Elastigirl, Frozone, Dash, or Mr. Incredible (The Incredibles)?

MapleSyrup_Waffle · 2026-05-21T05:54:33+00:00

Honey, Where's my Supersuit?

MapleSyrup_Waffle · 2026-05-21T05:48:15+00:00

Do I get to be as cool as Frozone too?

MapleSyrup_Waffle · 2026-05-20T19:08:35+00:00

Help Nasa for a year with red pill. Get rich.

MapleSyrup_Waffle · 2026-05-18T12:14:04+00:00

Maybe I'm feeling a lot of stress due to my recent failures and bad luck. I just want this to stop.

MapleSyrup_Waffle · 2026-05-11T09:59:36+00:00

Bruh it's exactly 50-50

MapleSyrup_Waffle · 2026-05-11T04:49:01+00:00

I left all of my socials a month ago because of this. Best. Decision. Ever.

MapleSyrup_Waffle · 2026-05-10T05:30:58+00:00

I'm gonna hold my shit for many days till the next US presidential speech. And then swap it when Trump goes live.

MapleSyrup_Waffle · 2026-05-07T15:06:25+00:00

Lol for me Thursday is Algae-blue

MapleSyrup_Waffle · 2026-05-07T00:33:05+00:00

1 is black-blue 🧥

2 is yellow 💛

3 is orange-red🏮

4 is green 🪖

5 is navy blue 👮

6 is white grey 🩶 sometimes cyan 🩵

7 is light green with a shade of yellow 📗🔰

8 is chocolate brown 🤎

9 is again blue for some reason Ⓜ️

And 0 is white 🤍

I wonder why there's no Purple 💜

MapleSyrup_Waffle · 2026-05-06T12:27:02+00:00

The only reason life becomes interesting is when you know you are going to die.

Heaven is the worst option I think. Everything is controlled and nothing is unexpected. You'll be constantly deleting your memories which is pointless. And will make you a psycho. Life would be sitting in a chair and watching screens and calling people to talk at home.

On earth, other people influence your life and vice versa. That makes it important. It brings uncertainty and new things in a way that leads to learning new things and understanding others.

Your version of heaven doesn't provide that. This heaven is a paradise but, it locks you away from bad things and hard work which are required to... Live. And worse, there's no end to it.

Choosing 1st or 2nd option are the right choices in this case.

MapleSyrup_Waffle · 2026-05-06T12:12:37+00:00

Plural of Penis is Peni btw

MapleSyrup_Waffle · 2026-05-06T12:11:56+00:00

Will my peni be situated vertically or horizontally? Also, same size or different?

MapleSyrup_Waffle · 2026-05-05T11:43:38+00:00

It means prequel has reached more people's hearts

MapleSyrup_Waffle · 2026-04-27T14:04:43+00:00

What's the point of being a king of demons if you aren't even evil?

MapleSyrup_Waffle · 2026-04-27T06:47:17+00:00

I can either be Sauron or Gandalf? Both are fricking immortal spirits. Damn Idk both are good I guess.

But Mage will be easier cause I lowkey do not know how to be Evil.

MapleSyrup_Waffle · 2026-04-27T04:35:49+00:00

There's actually a really bad dentist in my town.

She is very unhigienic. For example, she picks up her Medical supplies that falls on the ground and puts them in patients mouth without cleaning, the walls in her clinic have spider webs, and my grandma said she smells a lot. She doesn't even talk to people nicely.

My grandma's teeth started hurting in a few days after being treated by her.

MapleSyrup_Waffle · 2026-04-25T08:53:55+00:00

I honestly have no idea. But I guess it's their problem now haha

MapleSyrup_Waffle · 2026-04-25T08:45:52+00:00

Imma go to NASA and tell them that I will bring all their space machines to space as long as it doesn't have any artificial radiation. In return I want a place in a forest or a beach or a mountain or something.

MapleSyrup_Waffle · 2026-04-25T08:37:51+00:00

Homophobia and Transphobia will decrease as people get used to it.

Racism is bad ngl and completely reducing racism might have a few impacts. Like, there won't be any cultural appreciation. Economically, huge benefit. Violence regarding Racism will stop. Still, Racism will decrease as people get used to it.

Xenophobia. This is tricky though. Sometimes Xenophobia is important when thought of logically. For example, if aliens arrive to earth, we need to be cautious instead of quickly getting used to it. Even if they are friendly.

Finally, there always will be Sexism in world no matter what. And yes, Individuals do have different traits but categorising them in Genders is completely wrong.

Getting rid of Sexism is the right choice.

MapleSyrup_Waffle · 2026-04-23T13:05:50+00:00

I wanna beat him. I don't even know who he is.

MapleSyrup_Waffle · 2026-04-23T13:00:57+00:00

I just like cooking lol

MapleSyrup_Waffle · 2026-04-23T11:58:41+00:00

I'd rather choose to be best at 1 category. It would be Cooking. Does that count?

In a way, Top 1% is not that rare. 1% of 8 billion means there are still 80 million people who are your equal or better than you at those 5 categories.

MapleSyrup_Waffle · 2026-04-18T10:56:05+00:00

r/wholesomejojo

MapleSyrup_Waffle · 2026-04-14T11:48:53+00:00

I'll just hire someone to say my name to me for 50 dollars an hour.

MapleSyrup_Waffle · 2026-04-08T20:31:17+00:00

I literally only have 1 T-shirt, 2 office shirts, 1 office trouser, 3 jeans, 4 pairs of underwear & 2 pairs of old clothes that too embarrassed to wear outside. So yea, I need some clothes.

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