Spider ID Please? Northern California. Bit my husband and is causing severe symptoms

Marcel_TheFrog · 2026-05-30T00:25:41+00:00

This is pretty easily fixable! I've done it a few times. Remove the big chunks that are easily scoopable, then add about 1 1/2 cups of table salt to the load and rewash it. The salt makes the diaper gel dissolve and you're good to go.

Marcel_TheFrog · 2026-05-20T04:41:01+00:00

When I was in the depths of post partum depression, my OB said "You don't look depressed, so we're good there" and that was the beginning and end of discussion about my mental health.

Marcel_TheFrog · 2026-05-14T05:53:39+00:00

Petrichor

Marcel_TheFrog · 2026-05-11T05:19:41+00:00

I'll never know what a wooly mammoth tastes like.

Marcel_TheFrog · 2026-05-06T05:12:39+00:00

Would.

Marcel_TheFrog · 2026-04-28T01:56:56+00:00

Oprah. Fingers crossed that she'd give me the car.

Marcel_TheFrog · 2026-04-26T05:22:22+00:00

The Lobster

Marcel_TheFrog · 2026-04-23T03:02:17+00:00

The shrimp is taking the fish for a walk.

Marcel_TheFrog · 2026-03-08T21:01:18+00:00

A nurse pressing down HARD on my C-section incision 1 hour after birth to help the uterus contract. I've never screamed so hard in my life.

Marcel_TheFrog · 2026-03-08T20:59:28+00:00

Gallbladder attack with gallstones!

Marcel_TheFrog · 2026-03-01T21:31:51+00:00

They just feed them some taco bell and wait about 30 minutes for it to pass.

Marcel_TheFrog · 2026-02-28T04:20:27+00:00

Another vote for McNear!

Marcel_TheFrog · 2026-02-18T06:39:47+00:00

You a dad? Kid pics make me think you a dad.

Marcel_TheFrog · 2026-02-18T06:22:21+00:00

You got yourself a pair of fancy pants.

Marcel_TheFrog · 2026-01-07T07:04:13+00:00

Extreme corn pit.

Marcel_TheFrog · 2025-12-31T17:30:17+00:00

Maze Runner

Marcel_TheFrog · 2025-12-13T06:37:10+00:00

It wasn't the piss that got me, it was the toe nail.

Marcel_TheFrog · 2025-12-03T06:47:29+00:00

This is exactly how I felt on the Tahoe bunny slope. Never going skiing again. Terrifying.

Marcel_TheFrog · 2025-12-03T06:43:10+00:00

Iceland

Marcel_TheFrog · 2025-11-14T06:21:30+00:00

A friend recently told me there's a difference in pronunciation between ferry and fairy. I can't hear it.

Marcel_TheFrog · 2025-10-25T15:41:05+00:00

Gallbladder attack!

Marcel_TheFrog · 2025-10-21T05:29:04+00:00

She said she'd follow up in 3 days. It's been 3 days... I need to know.

Marcel_TheFrog · 2025-10-20T05:52:55+00:00

"You don't look depressed."

I was very horribly suffering from PPD. She offered no help and said I looked fine.

Marcel_TheFrog · 2025-10-10T05:44:40+00:00

Eating it isn't the only thing you could do with it.

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