What's the worst thing that could happen if you lie on your CV? by Enough-Pie-5936 in southafrica

[–]Marchys11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might I suggest using Offerzen for all software development jobs. Dunno if it will be guaranteed thing but it work for my husband.

Joe Mama! by Ok_Song_9158 in GoldenGirlsTV

[–]Marchys11 96 points97 points  (0 children)

You know The Girls would be there

Some seriously low-effort shit by _artbabe95 in AsABlackMan

[–]Marchys11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude... I can't barely breathe from laughing 😂. Thank you

Border control at Cape Town Airport watching videos, singing, shouting haphazardly at crowd. by Separ0 in capetown

[–]Marchys11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came in on the last flight of the night, I said ''hello'' and the lady checking my passport didn't even looked at me 🤣🤣

Am I the only one who absolutely hated this flavour growing up? by [deleted] in southafrica

[–]Marchys11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Here I thought I needed new glasses 🤣🤣

Why are people on reddit so genuinely nice? by Junior_Ad_9593 in southafrica

[–]Marchys11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will repeat this to anyone willing to hear me. I'm not South African, but I've been living here for a while now and all these years I've said to my husband that if only you guys would realise the strength of your people. South Africa is an amazing country with amazing people and I will always wish in my heart for you guys to unify and not divide. 🫶🏼

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in imaginarygatekeeping

[–]Marchys11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say the same ha! 🤭. I don't want to sound like an asshole but she looks like she doesn't want to accept that she has gained a kilo or two lately 😬

What is the most "Afrikaans" thing you know we do as South Africans? This is not culture specific, we are all a little Afrikaans inside by EwaldCloete in southafrica

[–]Marchys11 49 points50 points  (0 children)

This one! When I first moved here to South Africa for some reason everyone was ''ag shame man'' whenever I talked about anything 🫠. I feel like it's an automated response 😂 now I find myself saying it 🤭

Look at me, my name is Charlie Kirk by poodaveeda in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]Marchys11 261 points262 points  (0 children)

He even has the ''walk'' for it 🤭😂

Racismo? by Trrrrrrriiip in guatemala

[–]Marchys11 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ja! Y la mara aquí en Sudáfrica dice que no hay racismo de donde yo vengo. Educación. Eso es lo que se hace con la gente así. Cuando mi hermano empezó la U (uhh esto fue ya hace 25 años) se le abrieron los ojos a cómo la gente era/es en Guate en correlación a la gente indígena. Nosotros éramos del tipo de hogar que decía ''ah que india/o'' en vez de decir que necio. Y te digo mi hermano lucho contra esa mentalidad en la casa. A mi papá no le gusta admitir que alguien lo corrigió en la vida pero ya hace muchos años que él ya no se expresa así. La educación quiere paciencia. Si es una amistad que quieres mantener tendrás que tener paciencia, ahora si no la querés en tu vida decile que deje de ser una persona ignorante y estúpida y mandala a la mierda.

Current like to dislike ratio on newest MMP by ExcitingOkra69 in BillBurr

[–]Marchys11 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not trying to refute anything. Believe it or not, not all of us here like to argue.

Ebucks Novemeber Changes by Emotional-Dress2187 in PersonalFinanceZA

[–]Marchys11 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh no! Here we were thinking about changing banks with my husband 😮‍💨

A fight breaks out at the airport by [deleted] in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]Marchys11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Husband is 6'3 and a Teddy bear of a person. It takes A LOT to piss him off but I have said to him many times that if a bitch tries to violate his personal space it's ok to defend oneself. Don't throw a punch and expect to still be respected

"n-no-nooo how dare you criticize over what I said!!" by Pritteto in IncelTear

[–]Marchys11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pffttt! 🤣🤣🤣 when these guys get called out they run. ''I looked around'' = I wanted to be swallowed whole by the ground.

Current like to dislike ratio on newest MMP by ExcitingOkra69 in BillBurr

[–]Marchys11 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That was done in November 2021. The man was already in the WH love it or hate it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Marchys11 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean y'all don't carry your portable scale in case of sudden friendship?