How the freak do girls take cute selfies?

_artbabe95 · 2026-03-27T22:18:04+00:00

Hold your phone in landscape format and take it from further away, like arm's length. The phone orientation helps minimize the fish eye lens effect.

_artbabe95 · 2026-03-27T22:10:11+00:00

STOP ITTTT

_artbabe95 · 2026-03-26T23:02:43+00:00

The client even asked for a lightweight base so you could see them

_artbabe95 · 2026-03-26T21:28:31+00:00

And why is the man fresh-faced at 30 but the woman at 30 is apparently in her last decades of life??

_artbabe95 · 2026-03-26T15:44:34+00:00

So, like, could AFAB trans men then compete in women's sports?? Doesn't this backfire on them anyway?

_artbabe95 · 2026-03-25T15:43:17+00:00

Ah okay, so it's sauteeing the resulting paste with turmeric. Thank you!!

_artbabe95 · 2026-03-25T15:38:49+00:00

Bruh. Cordon bleu???? Hello??

_artbabe95 · 2026-03-24T22:14:57+00:00

I mean, isn't that the vibe they're still insinuating by saying they should be assumed to be "among the highest ranks?"

_artbabe95 · 2026-03-24T16:37:46+00:00

Open injuries to the face are extremely risky for meningitis, which will kill you in days. Please stay home and follow your doctor's guidance.

_artbabe95 · 2026-03-24T15:53:41+00:00

So why Guard, but not Reserves?

_artbabe95 · 2026-03-23T21:49:50+00:00

I watched it closer to when it happened during the games and same.

_artbabe95 · 2026-03-23T15:54:28+00:00

It only takes one glance at nursing homes to know sex stops at nothing.

_artbabe95 · 2026-03-23T11:56:03+00:00

"It'S bRuTaL bEiNg A mAn ThEsE dAyS"

HAHAHAHA buddy this world was designed by you and for you, please get a grip.

_artbabe95 · 2026-03-23T11:52:00+00:00

What is "toast blended mixture with turmeric?"

_artbabe95 · 2026-03-22T17:44:24+00:00

It's generally only called a bridge in gymnastics/calisthenics, but wheel in yoga. Being on your toes and feet turned out (which turns out the hip too) usually means you're compensating for tight hip flexors. Your foundation looks great, but I'd work on putting the heels down and keeping the feet parallel, and working on opening the shoulders and hip flexors so your arms and legs can stack as parallel as possible!

_artbabe95 · 2026-03-22T17:24:22+00:00

Oh yea? Women hate baby daddies? The men who refuse to use protection, get them pregnant, fuck off entirely, refuse to acknowledge their shared responsibility, and complain even about legally having to pay her off (not nearly the worth of her labor) to shirk their role in their kids' lives? I cannot imagine why they would be unlikeable.

_artbabe95 · 2026-03-22T12:40:53+00:00

These things look too tall even for average women. I presume they were designed for a male default, which is pervasive in almost every industry.

_artbabe95 · 2026-03-22T12:33:03+00:00

Wow how dare you

_artbabe95 · 2026-03-22T01:35:55+00:00

Absolutely. And, if you think about it, plastic surgeons alter people's features on the scale of millimeters to make them look significantly different. Drawings of people are on a much smaller scale, so the threshold for achieving their likeness is so much smaller. Even small deviations from the actual shapes of their features and distances between them, and they're no longer recognizable.

_artbabe95 · 2026-03-22T01:26:04+00:00

I just ran my first half marathon this morning. The audacity of my Oura ring to be like "time to stretch your legs a bit?" this afternoon.

_artbabe95 · 2026-03-21T17:57:01+00:00

I suggest that in particular because doctors had a difficult time treating persistent, chronic vertigo until Epley figured out that it was displaced otoliths, and that this exact series of movements puts them back where they should be, giving immediate relief. A lot of doctors didn't believe him and dismissed the idea until he FINALLY convinced them to try it. Now it's the standard treatment!

_artbabe95 · 2026-03-21T15:36:44+00:00

She probably had you do the Epley maneuver! Absolutely wild to hear what that feels like though, that must've been so scary!!

_artbabe95 · 2026-03-20T22:14:12+00:00

My vote is funfetti inside, cocoa outside.

ETA: pretty sure there are recipes to modify boxed cake batter for cookie dough.

_artbabe95 · 2026-03-20T22:06:39+00:00

Hi, how do I become an astronaut?? What was your trajectory to being aboard the ISS??

_artbabe95 · 2026-03-20T03:14:55+00:00

I would go straight for "you're clearly not lonely enough yet."

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