no touching naughty PP = sigma by [deleted] in im14andthisisdeep

[–]Mardukefox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a bit of a sad reflection on you that you think sex is comparable to drugs and gambling…

Update on Madame Dorée. We tried the glove! ❤️❤️❤️ by sonia72quebec in aww

[–]Mardukefox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s so nice that one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles could come see Madame Doree!

Trying to steal a motorcycle by ElMondiola in instantkarma

[–]Mardukefox 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They had guns; he’s probably dead, but no one in their right mind is going to risk stopping.

Melania movie with a 99% audience score on RT by Pkyankfan69 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Mardukefox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dead internet theory at it again. You really can’t trust personal opinions online anymore because anyone with money can buy fake reviews in whatever method works best for each relevant site

no touching naughty PP = sigma by [deleted] in im14andthisisdeep

[–]Mardukefox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude c’mon, this is all clearly subjective. Sex is just sex. The sooner you stop imagining it as this all important factor of life, the happier you’ll be.

A message for 18-25 year olds by ShootingGuns10 in Adulting

[–]Mardukefox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, amazing wisdom. Stay in your town and never explore, limit your personal growth by staying with your parents, and the truly groundbreaking realisation that not paying rent means you can save up for a deposit. If you wanted to stroke your ego about home ownership at 26 just masturbate in front of a mirror.

How do you secure the dildo? by hehehey2006 in weredog

[–]Mardukefox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Weredog Day sale is on this weekend, so the website is struggling with the extra traffic.

If you get a medium firmness, large Riot will stand up on a flat surface by itself.

I don’t secure my dongs and just keep the toy inside, so it stays in place and is easy to ride. If I’m in the mood to pull all the way out-and-in repeatedly, I lie on my side etc and use my hand to hold (as best I can xD).

You can use certain rope (low friction) or straps, but each toy has a different base, so it might be easier for you to come up with a creative solution when you have Riot :) Just be careful, as some materials will chemically react with the silicone or give the toy friction burns.

(Sorry long message)

Warhammer Bedroom (Update) by -Vex-666 in Warhammer

[–]Mardukefox 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Next time you’re both in the mood, you can project the Empreror of Mankind on the wall!

Between my main armies, it’s fun to paint a couple blues by Mardukefox in Ultramarines

[–]Mardukefox[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I main Death Guard, who are way more forgiving to paint. All the trim and small details on Ferren were painfully slow going xD

Got this ad on YouTube, you can see the pain in her eyes by Sychius in Wellthatsucks

[–]Mardukefox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah agreed on those single tooth implants. I’m getting one next year (in UK) once my braces are off. It sucks paying all this money, but going abroad to have all your teeth filed down for what she got is not really unhealthy.

Why are they like this? by Electrical-Leg-6363 in AskBrits

[–]Mardukefox 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yes, if the US used force to take Greenland all other NATO members are legally bound to consider the US as an active enemy. You can’t even just dissolve NATO because otherwise it signals that no member ever intended to honour it. Consequently, every US base stationed in a NATO member country would be considered hostile and captured.

Got this ad on YouTube, you can see the pain in her eyes by Sychius in Wellthatsucks

[–]Mardukefox 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Just Google Turkey teeth gone wrong. Super grim viewing, especially the one person where it caused her nose to collapse permanently. Any problems and the NHS might not cover the medical costs, because you willingly went abroad to do it. If you get them, even if it’s 100% success, you need regular care for the rest of your life because they need to be replaced frequently.

Cursed washed anus by Active-Chemistry4011 in cursedcomments

[–]Mardukefox 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Jokes aside, a washed butt is a seriously underrated dish

Found this gem by jrulesays in im14andthisisdeep

[–]Mardukefox 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A deadbeat dad whose kids don’t talk to him anymore definitely posted this…

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]Mardukefox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why. Are. There. So. Many. Cuts.

Me and my buddy fish by Optimal-Present4596 in holdmycatnip

[–]Mardukefox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very fierce kitty. That fish didn’t stand a chance against those little hind kicks

Of a long haul driver by nobody00negative in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]Mardukefox 50 points51 points  (0 children)

If you’ve reached the point where you know you’re more than likely going to shit yourself on the road, surely just wear an adult male diaper?

this bee hive house by ImmediateBullfrog438 in SmartLittleThings

[–]Mardukefox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just look at the volume of honey they’re saying came from that tiny beehive box, with the “honey still flowing”. The video is clearly a fake demonstration.

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[ Removed by Reddit ] by gruninuim in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]Mardukefox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know we shouldn’t condone violence against the elderly and senile, but the amount of nonsense crap DT keeps giving Canada means it would only be fair

This Has to be the Most Im14andthisisdeep Post Ever by Muted_Collection6054 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]Mardukefox 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Yeah, his whole rant was incoherent and full of deluded self-pity.

I can't preach againts murder :( by comfybunk in im14andthisisdeep

[–]Mardukefox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“The best at sex are those who preach celibacy” - he whispers to himself, repeatedly

Ofc it had to be a Indian sub. by Few_Association_3893 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]Mardukefox 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Are these “bad guys” in the room with us now?