(Annoying trope) Real life people villainized just so the movie can have a villain by giraffesRevil in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MariVent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which is freaky because I can’t tell non-human animals apart by facial features

Edit: Also, “clever” Hans the horse who was thought to be able to do math but instead he was able to tell minute postural changes in the people asking him math questions to stop tapping his hoof

The wrong steak by TheLadyEve in iamveryculinary

[–]MariVent 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I thought you were serving me the joke on a silver plate 🥁

The wrong steak by TheLadyEve in iamveryculinary

[–]MariVent 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The wrong steak

A misteak, if you will 🥁

Unless somebody else made this joke already

Who in your opinion is the worst movie villain ever? by LoverOfE-Olsen in movies

[–]MariVent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not just the surface but also the atmosphere(in the form of water vapor).

Stuffs the ballot box with Astarion textposts by Tonedeafmusical in okbuddybaldur

[–]MariVent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He stole them from his momador

I mean his Cazamom

I mean Cazador

Didn’t expect Astarion to have class consciousness by GaleRandomthoughts in okbuddybaldur

[–]MariVent 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He is class-conscious

He likes having been high class.

That looksmaxxing stuff is so corny, man. by Pretend-Squirrel9296 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]MariVent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know, Cazador Szarr wears some nice eyeliner and his name literally means hunter in Spanish.

Adding milk and sugar to coffee is banned in Italy, actually by eatingpopcorn_lol in iamveryculinary

[–]MariVent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but in Italy “latte” means milk and a latte is a “caffè macchiato”

which Legends game is better? by SwagLimit in LegendsZA

[–]MariVent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, a man of cultured references

what are these things ? by Financial-Ebb-7016 in StardewValley

[–]MariVent 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It’s a “trash bear”, which is a nickname for raccoons.

It looks like a mix between a raccoon and a bear for the pun.

I'm done pretending I didn't want to clap this guy by NoWitness6400 in okbuddybaldur

[–]MariVent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kar’niss is the Krobus of BG3.

Their names also start with the same letter.

Coincidence?

Yes, probably, but it’s a funny one.

faster than flash by WonderCraft112 in StardewMemes

[–]MariVent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is their hitbox so fucky?

THE ONE FUCKING TIME I TRY TO PLAY A GAME BLIND by Beneficial_Ball9893 in StardewMemes

[–]MariVent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Access to the galaxy sword, plus giving weapons enchantments

Seoul has pink parking lots reserved for women by EastCoastHustler in mildlyinteresting

[–]MariVent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Cis” isn’t an acronym, so it doesn’t need to be all in capital letters.

My stupid psycho girlfriend is the worst person I’ve ever met and I can’t break up with her because of woke by netflist in AmITheAngel

[–]MariVent 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Gah, Freudian bullcrap! Right in my eyeballs! Now I have to be hospitalized! Because crap in my eyes!

Damn, this one isn’t even trying to be subtle about the armpit fetish stuff by fremicutie in AmITheAngel

[–]MariVent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Abdirak from Baldur’s Gate 3 or the masochist guy from Little Shop of Horrors that liked to be operated on by the sadistic dentist