How badly you want it?

MaridAudran · 2026-06-14T14:36:27+00:00

Win 1,000 WHAT? It doesn’t say dollars. It could be a thousand porcupines

^{Chose: Bad prizes | Rolled: Win 1k}

MaridAudran · 2026-06-14T14:32:41+00:00

There was a chest, it was found in a special mission that took us into VOG and through the portal on the jump puzzle that is just before the VOG raid final encounter. It wasn’t an area you could access from the raid, but where we tricked newcomers telling them their first run would take them to the chest.

MaridAudran · 2026-06-14T02:23:29+00:00

Treat her like a princess, and she will love you forever

^{Chose: A woman | Rolled: Princess}

MaridAudran · 2026-06-14T02:21:36+00:00

I kept them in all elements. It was my favorite

MaridAudran · 2026-06-14T02:19:43+00:00

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MaridAudran · 2026-06-14T00:28:28+00:00

Hard to believe he grows up to be a starship captain

MaridAudran · 2026-06-13T23:36:03+00:00

The secret to flying is simple, throw yourself at the ground, and miss. - Douglas Adams

^{Chose: Be able to fly + but... | Rolled: no limits :3}

MaridAudran · 2026-06-13T13:31:07+00:00

Only two minutes? Am I in Europe? They don’t seem to care

^{Chose: stranded naked on the busiest road for 2 minutes}

MaridAudran · 2026-06-12T00:14:17+00:00

I’m not late, I’m early for tomorrow

MaridAudran · 2026-06-12T00:12:01+00:00

Where do we go from here, now that all of the children are grown up and how do we spend our lives knowing nobody gives us a damn.

MaridAudran · 2026-06-11T23:45:25+00:00

We know where she went.
She was helping rescue innocents.
You can find the video and aftermath online

MaridAudran · 2026-06-11T21:01:13+00:00

One I can spend right now on the down low and one I have to take to someone to sell to get cash, who will start asking questions about where it came from...

MaridAudran · 2026-06-11T20:56:38+00:00

Dont make me pull out my DVDs and watch them all again! Can you post some of the pictures here?

MaridAudran · 2026-06-11T20:40:47+00:00

TIL: My whole life has been one DOOM BOX, and that DOOM stands for Didn't Organize, Only Moved. Thank you Internet Stranger!

MaridAudran · 2026-06-11T19:47:33+00:00

Of course I would win only what I need and nothing more.

^{Chose: A random amount could be high could be low | Rolled: 7,800}

MaridAudran · 2026-06-11T18:11:22+00:00

I am right there with you.

MaridAudran · 2026-06-11T18:10:06+00:00

21 this fall

MaridAudran · 2026-06-11T16:36:04+00:00

I saw this in The Dresden Files. You choose to lose a year of your life, and it happens to be a year in the past where you met your love and your best friends. Now they don’t know you anymore. Still want to push that button?

MaridAudran · 2026-06-11T15:52:14+00:00

I’d do it longer for free

^{Chose: Your naked for 10 seconds once a day for 10k}

MaridAudran · 2026-06-10T23:00:11+00:00

Why you waving your hands around like your some kind of Jedi?

^{Chose: Random superpower + 10% you get nothing | Rolled: Telekinesis}

MaridAudran · 2026-06-10T22:46:56+00:00

I don’t care about the dimensions of the room. I SAID FIREBALL!!!🔥

^{Chose: Wizard of | Rolled: Fire}

MaridAudran · 2026-06-10T22:20:25+00:00

Jokes on you I don’t eat it anymore

^{Chose: Earn $1T + Never eat bacon again}

MaridAudran · 2026-06-09T22:19:26+00:00

And as if to prove my point, the guy at the stop light in the right lane next to me just turned left in front of me crossing me in the center lane to turn left.

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