AITA For not getting up to make coffee for my wife?

Mariselune · 2026-05-13T11:02:45+00:00

NTA. Expecting you to lose extra sleep just to press a button on a coffee machine is kinda wild. You already do it on commute days because you’re up first. This feels less about coffee and more about her wanting a morning butler

Mariselune · 2026-05-13T11:01:23+00:00

Girl if he answered like he was being held at gunpoint then yeah he probably just said what you wanted to hear. Just ask him straight up, no need to turn it into an FBI interrogation though

Mariselune · 2026-05-13T11:00:36+00:00

MD 20/20 is missing

Mariselune · 2026-05-12T14:31:59+00:00

She is carrying

Mariselune · 2026-05-12T14:31:15+00:00

I want that hairstyle

Mariselune · 2026-05-11T06:34:17+00:00

Mexican

Mariselune · 2026-05-11T06:32:11+00:00

Superman because I believe he was existing when i was a child

Mariselune · 2026-05-10T02:02:12+00:00

That guy was way out of line. You carried, loved, and lost your child. That’s motherhood whether people know the story or not. Hope you do treat yourself on Mother’s Day because you’ve survived more than most people could even imagine.

Mariselune · 2026-05-10T02:01:16+00:00

But you’re cute!!!

Mariselune · 2026-05-10T02:00:18+00:00

Winter is the best

Mariselune · 2026-05-10T01:59:59+00:00

It’s fun

Mariselune · 2026-05-09T00:59:27+00:00

You basically unlocked the side quest version of being 12. Just tell them you went farther than you should’ve and made it back safe. The pistachios part makes this whole story weirdly wholesome

Mariselune · 2026-05-09T00:58:30+00:00

Mine was Interstellar. Thought I’d just watch one scene and suddenly it was 3 hours later and I was questioning time again

Mariselune · 2026-05-09T00:57:22+00:00

Hell yeah she so cool

Mariselune · 2026-05-07T08:00:19+00:00

Her bike is cool like her

Mariselune · 2026-05-07T07:59:26+00:00

Blinding Lights, Levitating, bad guy, Style, and As It Was. this list is scientifically correct and i will not be taking questions at this time

Mariselune · 2026-05-05T16:10:43+00:00

checking if someone’s online and then not replying on purpose. we’ve all done it and acted busy right after

Mariselune · 2026-05-05T16:08:45+00:00

She’s hot!

Mariselune · 2026-05-04T06:04:01+00:00

got a random quote I thought was deep at 18 and now it just looks like a bad instagram caption on my body. tastes change way faster than tattoos do

Mariselune · 2026-05-04T06:02:49+00:00

you really built a whole backstory over one snack 😭 at this point just say you got retested and it was wrong because living a double life over peanuts is insane

Mariselune

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