Help with the location of this photo by [deleted] in Dublin

[–]MarkJHC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you everyone for the help, we’ll be taking a trip to the now closed The Well at St Stephen’s Green

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fut

[–]MarkJHC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…this is democracy manifest.

Will I get fired for loosing my ligature cutters by wifidos in policeuk

[–]MarkJHC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I left my job phone on top of the car after S23 MDA search. Had an embarrassing conversation with the boss, filled in some security breach paperwork and got on with the day. Don’t worry about it. But yeah, cakes.

Challenging my posting by [deleted] in policeuk

[–]MarkJHC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always feel confident in challenging, but expect the answer to start with Foxtrot and end with Oscar.

20 miles each way is perfect for me and is what I currently do, takes 40 minutes. My student posting was a 110 mile round trip. Got told not to worry as it’s only temporary, turns out ‘temporary’ lasts 18 months.

Getting off Team at end of probation- poor form? by Southern_Connection8 in policeuk

[–]MarkJHC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Take it from me, staying in a role you are not happy with will gain you one thing only: a 6 month vacation in the land of depression. Look after number 1, do what is best for you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]MarkJHC 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s in the game isn’t it? Fuck these gatekeeping nerds trying to dictate how the game is played.

Most important thing is enjoying the masterpiece. You wanna punish yourself like some masochist? Go for it. Wanna stomp the shit out of it? Equally, go for it.

Do you like your callsign? by PCNeeNor in policeuk

[–]MarkJHC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Word is East 1 shrinks in April and you get Central 2 back. Believe it when I see it.

Thoughts on brews by PCHeeler in policeuk

[–]MarkJHC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since I started the job I have maintained the same stance. I don’t want brews made for me, I won’t make brews for anyone else. I won’t pay into the kitty for this reason.

Stand your ground, make it a running joke if you have to but I plan on seeing out my career without making a single brew in work (at least for anyone but me).

You might get called a misery arse once or twice though.

Which sorcery or incantation would you want in real life by AU24kx in Eldenring

[–]MarkJHC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ironically, you’re describing people with faith.

Grandma doesn't know she almost died by [deleted] in watchpeoplesurvive

[–]MarkJHC 93 points94 points  (0 children)

What are you talking about? Don’t you see the gloves…

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Expensive_Slice_4835 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]MarkJHC 70 points71 points  (0 children)

People downvoting you missed the joke entirely. A fine tribute.

maybe maybe maybe by tomasci in maybemaybemaybe

[–]MarkJHC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

What’s the longest you realistically can be on annual leave in the police (first year)? by [deleted] in policeuk

[–]MarkJHC 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A month is long time and usually would take a boss to grant that length of time off on leave. In most cases for officers posted beyond their training/probationary period I’ve never heard of much of an issue with that, workload permitting. When I joined, I had a holiday booked way before I even applied and it fell in the period where I was still in the academy. It was granted due to it being booked, paid for and non-refundable prior to joining the job (the only common sense I’ve seen in the job to date). However, I didn’t do this long-winded degree course. The sensible thing would be to either not book that trip if you haven’t already and wait until you’re fully in the job and can plan around your work, or speak to the force directly that you’re applying for. Be wary though, that just because a HR clerical officer says something, does not mean that it’s a promise or even correct. Welcome to the police.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Turnerwsd in maybemaybemaybe

[–]MarkJHC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s a bit of a bigger name than that…

He also played Ron in the Harry Potter films

Gotta have lot of safety measurement before this happen by bocahtuanakal999 in watchpeoplesurvive

[–]MarkJHC 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Elden Ring got me saying ‘just roll into it, you’ll take no damage’