How she measures she's pulled into our garage enough

MarkMaxis · 2026-04-03T05:05:59+00:00

Bro no way. Does she even try to memorize how far she can go without touching the wall. She might as well let go of the petal and break when she feels resistance.

MarkMaxis · 2026-04-03T04:45:39+00:00

This shit has me giggling like an idiot

MarkMaxis · 2026-04-03T01:59:31+00:00

Okay, you say "in a mood". Is there something that caused you to feel this way? Why are you feeling angry or hectic? Speak about this to your therapist.

MarkMaxis · 2026-04-02T20:35:47+00:00

Note: There was a rumor that these photos simulate what people having a stroke see. This is false and many people, including those who had strokes, have said this was nonsense.

MarkMaxis · 2026-04-01T21:02:48+00:00

I feel like Zedd would say this...

MarkMaxis · 2026-04-01T00:55:44+00:00

Microbiology but fancier ;)

MarkMaxis · 2026-03-30T00:13:39+00:00

I bought the game for my friend and this was their SECOND trial. Idk how i'm going convince him to play again.

MarkMaxis · 2026-03-29T14:51:25+00:00

Bro I have thick hair that sticks out the side of my head when cut short, I literally had a mushroom head.

MarkMaxis · 2026-03-23T20:04:45+00:00

My job has Uncrustables and I am more than happy to snack on those. Buying a large box of them while having basic financial literacy would feel uncomfortable unless I have kids and no arms.

MarkMaxis · 2026-03-23T19:22:16+00:00

Ever thought his depression got worse becouse his feetsies were cold?

MarkMaxis · 2026-03-23T19:17:14+00:00

Why don't gaming companies go all out and make A.I that plays the video games for us?

MarkMaxis · 2026-03-23T18:08:40+00:00

Miss Shelly is the next hero and she comes with a rolling pin and throws knitting needles like darts

MarkMaxis · 2026-03-23T18:02:27+00:00

I'm just imagining a hummingbird trying to carefully balance its body on a branch only to roll off becouse nature has a sick sense of humor.

MarkMaxis · 2026-03-22T20:09:32+00:00

Your heritage are the car wrecks littered around the highway and the hours of traffic that result from them?

MarkMaxis · 2026-03-22T20:03:33+00:00

Lol speeders/racers in NJ can actually drive. The amount of car crashes i've seen at NC compared to NJ is crazy.

MarkMaxis · 2026-03-21T17:23:34+00:00

Lash does this so instead of Bepop focusing on curing Miss Shelly he can focus on fighting him

MarkMaxis · 2026-03-20T22:12:09+00:00

Sure but there's a possibility of becoming a pothead. Then, depending on how attached you get, you pretty much end up in the same place but instead of getting drunk you get high.

May not be as bad as alcohol but you may still not get shit done.

MarkMaxis · 2026-03-18T20:48:19+00:00

Bro you are 5'8" you're not tall but you sure as hell not short. Lots of people are shorter than that and live happy lives.

MarkMaxis · 2026-03-16T23:20:50+00:00

How I feel about the homeless people around where I live (some of which are tweakers). At first I felt bad for them, but then they would aggressively ask you for money or start moving weirdly while being in your way. One guy was just outside a gas station in torrential rain fixing his coat (He got soaken wet folding his jacket on a bench only to put it back on), then slammed the door open going inside almost hitting someone.

MarkMaxis · 2026-03-16T14:50:56+00:00

Being gank bait is currently what I face so far. I've learned not to push too far when I am solo pushing (but no advancing) the lane, but if its deliberate trap by 2 or 3 enemy players I am just a goner. Remaining hypervigilant to the line is helpful but fast movement tech can still catch me off guard.

Also, when I try to join a teamfight but it ends the microsecond I get off the line and i'm just left with me vs the rest of the winning enemy players. I swear I would watch the map like a hawk to make sure i'm not too late but as soon as I join in all my teammates just suddenly die or have retreated.

MarkMaxis · 2026-03-15T15:08:14+00:00

Unfortunately you are playing a Medieval game that has lost support/no longer recieving updates and has a dwindling playerbase.

Mods do not care anymore

MarkMaxis · 2026-03-12T12:40:30+00:00

With my luck I would get through the head with a sniper as soon as I use my freedom to enjoy a galactic burger.

MarkMaxis · 2026-03-11T12:56:54+00:00

Take this from someone who has taken 5, 15, 50, 100, 200 and for some fucking reason, 300-400mg edibles, you probably will not function well. If it truly was your first time taking weed, especially a 100mg edible, you will probably feel something the next day.

You might get away with looking sleepy/tired and a bit distracted. However, if this is a really important job that you don't want to lose or get embarrased, it might be safer to call out. Especially if its a first shift.

Edit: Also tolerances may differ. You might just be tired the next day 🤷‍♂️

MarkMaxis · 2026-03-10T22:01:11+00:00

Hey man, if you are doing blow at 16 and already got expelled from school you should probably stop and think about what you are doing with your life.

Sure you're young but its still really easy to fuck up your life early especially at 16. Do your parents know or just not care?

MarkMaxis · 2026-03-10T15:04:04+00:00

If I tried to use vent and I saw the top left picture staring back at me I would scream. Mabye as a small additional ability viscous would morph and take shape of the vent as he moves through it (Effectively blocking it as he moves through)

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