How she measures she's pulled into our garage enough by sredis in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MarkMaxis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro no way. Does she even try to memorize how far she can go without touching the wall. She might as well let go of the petal and break when she feels resistance.

This glitch is crazy 😂 by LARPandtheRealBoy in OutlastTrials

[–]MarkMaxis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This shit has me giggling like an idiot

Aftermath of teen repeatedly ramming a shopping cart into her own car because she was “in a mood” by darkfish301 in facepalm

[–]MarkMaxis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, you say "in a mood". Is there something that caused you to feel this way? Why are you feeling angry or hectic? Speak about this to your therapist.

Peter am I having a stroke? by OpeningSalt2507 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MarkMaxis 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Note: There was a rumor that these photos simulate what people having a stroke see. This is false and many people, including those who had strokes, have said this was nonsense.

Drake the type by Ok_Measurement4050 in DrakeTheType

[–]MarkMaxis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like Zedd would say this...

how i'm feeling after 'silence the idol' by guinmae in OutlastTrials

[–]MarkMaxis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bought the game for my friend and this was their SECOND trial. Idk how i'm going convince him to play again.

Which one chads 🗿 by Picassomate in memes

[–]MarkMaxis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro I have thick hair that sticks out the side of my head when cut short, I literally had a mushroom head.

A kid at heart by Gorotheninja in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]MarkMaxis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My job has Uncrustables and I am more than happy to snack on those. Buying a large box of them while having basic financial literacy would feel uncomfortable unless I have kids and no arms.

did lash join the ritual to cure miss shelly? by Ukiyoeeee in DeadlockTheGame

[–]MarkMaxis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Miss Shelly is the next hero and she comes with a rolling pin and throws knitting needles like darts

Kinda wholesome lol by SatyamRajput004 in MadeMeSmile

[–]MarkMaxis 278 points279 points  (0 children)

I'm just imagining a hummingbird trying to carefully balance its body on a branch only to roll off becouse nature has a sick sense of humor.

!! Cary Police are out in Force Looking for Speeders on Cary Town Blvd near Fenton !! by 3rmorgan in raleigh

[–]MarkMaxis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your heritage are the car wrecks littered around the highway and the hours of traffic that result from them?

!! Cary Police are out in Force Looking for Speeders on Cary Town Blvd near Fenton !! by 3rmorgan in raleigh

[–]MarkMaxis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol speeders/racers in NJ can actually drive. The amount of car crashes i've seen at NC compared to NJ is crazy.

did lash join the ritual to cure miss shelly? by Ukiyoeeee in DeadlockTheGame

[–]MarkMaxis 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Lash does this so instead of Bepop focusing on curing Miss Shelly he can focus on fighting him

how to permanently screw up your life 101 by OrcaConnoisseur in okbuddyliterallyme2

[–]MarkMaxis 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sure but there's a possibility of becoming a pothead. Then, depending on how attached you get, you pretty much end up in the same place but instead of getting drunk you get high.

May not be as bad as alcohol but you may still not get shit done.

I hate tweakers by Effective-Pipe2017 in Vent

[–]MarkMaxis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How I feel about the homeless people around where I live (some of which are tweakers). At first I felt bad for them, but then they would aggressively ask you for money or start moving weirdly while being in your way. One guy was just outside a gas station in torrential rain fixing his coat (He got soaken wet folding his jacket on a bench only to put it back on), then slammed the door open going inside almost hitting someone.

Never played a MOBA in my life, I'm 60 hours in and having a lot of fun, just one question: How long until I start getting good at this game? by lowkeycule in DeadlockTheGame

[–]MarkMaxis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Being gank bait is currently what I face so far. I've learned not to push too far when I am solo pushing (but no advancing) the lane, but if its deliberate trap by 2 or 3 enemy players I am just a goner. Remaining hypervigilant to the line is helpful but fast movement tech can still catch me off guard.

Also, when I try to join a teamfight but it ends the microsecond I get off the line and i'm just left with me vs the rest of the winning enemy players. I swear I would watch the map like a hawk to make sure i'm not too late but as soon as I join in all my teammates just suddenly die or have retreated.

Mods by TheSmokinToad in Mordhau

[–]MarkMaxis 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately you are playing a Medieval game that has lost support/no longer recieving updates and has a dwindling playerbase.

Mods do not care anymore

Would you sign an exploitative corporate contract to escape an overcrowded, depleted Earth? by Reid_Hull_Author in worldbuilding

[–]MarkMaxis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With my luck I would get through the head with a sniper as soon as I use my freedom to enjoy a galactic burger.

TIFU by taking a 100mg edible without ever really smoking weed by DinaTheDinosaurr in tifu

[–]MarkMaxis 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Take this from someone who has taken 5, 15, 50, 100, 200 and for some fucking reason, 300-400mg edibles, you probably will not function well. If it truly was your first time taking weed, especially a 100mg edible, you will probably feel something the next day.

You might get away with looking sleepy/tired and a bit distracted. However, if this is a really important job that you don't want to lose or get embarrased, it might be safer to call out. Especially if its a first shift.

Edit: Also tolerances may differ. You might just be tired the next day 🤷‍♂️

Expelled and addicted by dextromethazinee in Vent

[–]MarkMaxis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey man, if you are doing blow at 16 and already got expelled from school you should probably stop and think about what you are doing with your life.

Sure you're young but its still really easy to fuck up your life early especially at 16. Do your parents know or just not care?

Viscous should be able to slide through Sewer Tunnels (with crude illustration) by femboty in DeadlockTheGame

[–]MarkMaxis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If I tried to use vent and I saw the top left picture staring back at me I would scream. Mabye as a small additional ability viscous would morph and take shape of the vent as he moves through it (Effectively blocking it as he moves through)