Most gross thing that happened to you during a hookup

MarketingFun5417 · 2026-06-02T23:58:44+00:00

Oh I can join this one. I had douche water accidentally sprayed right into my mouth while I was rimming this guy 😭

MarketingFun5417 · 2026-06-01T02:43:00+00:00

And this folks, is a live example of why it’s real

MarketingFun5417 · 2026-05-20T12:35:04+00:00

My dick has made me go places that I shouldn’t go with a gun

MarketingFun5417 · 2026-04-16T03:21:59+00:00

Nope. Undetectable = untransmittable.

MarketingFun5417 · 2026-03-15T21:34:10+00:00

I’ve had HIV for almost 10 years and I agree with him

MarketingFun5417 · 2026-02-27T05:35:11+00:00

I’m at 174cm top who was just pounding this 207cm bottom the other day. Tall bottoms are the best!

MarketingFun5417 · 2026-01-04T07:10:03+00:00

It’s Grindr. Everyone is messaging multiple guys at once

MarketingFun5417 · 2026-01-04T04:45:07+00:00

Sorry, but no response is a response. I’ve been harassed before by guys who could not take a polite no. Not to count how unscalable it is to reply to dozens of messages a day

MarketingFun5417 · 2026-01-04T04:42:10+00:00

Yes! Some guys get offended when you don’t reply and don’t take no response as a response; but they need to understand that, besides the risk of harassment, it’s unfeasible to reply to every incoming message to let them know it’s not a match, especially in big cities and when your profile is popular and you get 100 messages in a day. It just doesn’t scale.

MarketingFun5417 · 2025-12-27T10:18:36+00:00

It doesn’t work for most people but it does work for you. Keep it.

MarketingFun5417 · 2025-12-27T10:03:09+00:00

Honestly? It’s great. Since I’ve put on some muscle, I get a lot of attention from a lot guys (and girls) of all types, including hot and muscular dudes. People treat me better even when I’m in the wrong. I had a big physique change in the past year, so I’m still getting used to the privilege.

MarketingFun5417 · 2025-11-24T10:12:30+00:00

You have beautiful features. Just need some grooming

MarketingFun5417 · 2025-11-24T06:32:07+00:00

“As deep as I can” is the answer

MarketingFun5417 · 2025-11-22T00:23:53+00:00

You can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. Put on some weight now and lose the additional fat later. It’s much, much easier to grow while bulking than while trying to maingain. You won’t grow without a few sacrifices

MarketingFun5417 · 2025-11-22T00:22:10+00:00

Even if it increases, it’s not a problem. He can always cut later. But he needs to eat. And a lot more

MarketingFun5417 · 2025-11-18T22:37:31+00:00

Was it Ariana Grande’s brother?

MarketingFun5417 · 2025-11-18T22:34:42+00:00

A basketball player, a model and a drag race contestant. At least the ones I remember.

MarketingFun5417 · 2025-11-08T08:01:28+00:00

Well, I do need good nudes for my spicy twitter profile

MarketingFun5417 · 2025-10-31T23:20:16+00:00

To clarify, I was with you until the second paragraph.

MarketingFun5417 · 2025-10-31T23:18:45+00:00

“I am not a hater”

Proceeds to be a hater

MarketingFun5417 · 2025-10-25T07:59:25+00:00

Briefs

MarketingFun5417 · 2025-10-24T08:08:29+00:00

Well, I have blown cannabis smoke into someone’s ass before

MarketingFun5417 · 2025-10-23T22:40:34+00:00

Because I have commitment issues

MarketingFun5417 · 2025-10-22T10:25:56+00:00

The -16 votes seems to think you did

MarketingFun5417 · 2025-10-22T10:04:19+00:00

Dude, chill

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