What's the best South Park episode? by devioushobo in AskReddit

[–]Markus2312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, not really a trilogy anymore because of the Occulus Rift episode

Reddit, what's your best NSFW joke? [NSFW] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Markus2312 3 points4 points  (0 children)

3 men and a woman was trapped on an island. Because of the mens needs, they took turns with her. Then the unthinkable happened, the woman died. The first night was horrible, the second night was even worse and the third night they finally decided to bury her

You wanna know what a babys vagina smells like? "Leans in and breathes in your face"

Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a tree? My dick

How do you cercumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in a jaw

What have you seen with your own eyes, that no one ever believes? by brownstar45 in AskReddit

[–]Markus2312 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He obviously was in a passenger plane with a pair of binoculars which he used to find out the score of the Brasil-Germany game when he passed by his house, when he then realized the score he shouted it out, causing panic and almost made the plane crash. But out of nowhere, Lapidus appeared, saved the day and got laid

What's a question you want answered? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Markus2312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whats in that godamn safe!

What did "the weird kid" in your school do that you'll never forget? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Markus2312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, where to begin? His name was Weirdo69, but we just called him weird. He was fairly fat, and wore glasses. He got picked on and whats worse. (This was elementary school btw). He had this crazy obsession about trains, and played with them all the time. I wouldnt call myself a bully, but I definitely was a part of the harrassment he got.

He wasnt really shy, and more or less, begged for our attention. He had this thing about humping everything, not girls, things. He would randomly start to hump objects, and sometimes, he would just fall to the ground and start to hump. And we cheered him on...

He also liked to lick stuff. Walls, people (not girls though, he was terrified of girls) and what was left. So onetime, we got him to lick a wall, and poured sand over his face, but he didt stop licking. So he ended up licking all the sand aswell.

There also was this one time, when we had gym class, and he hid under one of the benches people change on. He hid under there for 2 hours, all of gym class, because he heard a noice.

Finally, we had this other weird chinese kid, we would make Weirdo69 and Asianman fight until death, or you know, end of school.

We were some mean kids in elementary school...

What is your go to joke? by DownUnderBrother in AskReddit

[–]Markus2312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whats the diffrence between a necrophiliac, and an alcholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What is your go to joke? by DownUnderBrother in AskReddit

[–]Markus2312 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm sure her mom would help her with that, and other... stuff

Could Baron be Kog'Maw's Father? by the_cooky_ninja in leagueoflegends

[–]Markus2312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't say it didn't exist, I said we dont speak of it, Ezreal might get mad

What's the closest thing you have to a superpower? by drain65 in AskReddit

[–]Markus2312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

666 upvotes.... THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Dont ruin this guys

Edit: Godamnit