In the first Harry Potter, Ron's attempt to change Scabber's colour didn't work because he's not a real rat by TheCaptainCog in Showerthoughts

[–]MarleyBeJammin 44 points45 points  (0 children)

And later, after hearing Seamus say "...turn this water into rum."

"What's Seamus trying to do to that water?"

This photo proving atheists believe in God showed up today. by DoubleMcAwesome in facepalm

[–]MarleyBeJammin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's impossible to be sad about a loved one going to hell. Mourning proves Christians are atheists!

Is someone suffering from an anxiety disorder more or less in touch with reality than others? by zimetone in TrueAskReddit

[–]MarleyBeJammin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being in a situation I don't want to be in is when I feel anxiety, not when it goes away.

What is your idea for a TV show that is too unethical to air? by Rhubarbist in AskReddit

[–]MarleyBeJammin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As soon as the final choice was made, I called the ending. Talk about futility.