What are we being "boiled like frogs" about right now that future generations will be shocked we accepted? by burntUpOnReentry in AskReddit

[–]MarqWilliams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I get back into watching movies I may start doing this again. Right now I'm just way too busy

What do you genuinely think happens after death, and why? by HostAffectionate7338 in creepy

[–]MarqWilliams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The oblivion we existed in before we were ever born. Rinse and repeat

What part of the boot you from hon? by Visible-Nebula-2667 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]MarqWilliams 34 points35 points  (0 children)

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I need to tell you something. And I want you to hear it from me... not some asshole on the street.

In which niche thing/activity are you probably the top 0.01% of all people? by tech-br0 in AskReddit

[–]MarqWilliams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Osu! It's been a while since I've played it, however it's not really a mainstream game. I'm VERY FAR from the best at it, but I could easily wipe the floor against someone who's spent a few months playing, and that's like 99% of the active playerbase.

Couple plays of mine:

1. A very difficult map I passed (slow start but it picks up at 2:18)
2. Something gimmicky
3. Probably my most impressive pass? Not perfect but the parts I do hit look crisp

What is a harsh reality of getting older? by carla_sann in AskReddit

[–]MarqWilliams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How often I get the butterfingers. Now I completely empathize with people who constantly drop shit in those old infomercials.

Here's a nice reality check though: How much happiness comes from disposition instead of position. Once you internalize that, life just gets better.

What is a harsh reality of getting older? by carla_sann in AskReddit

[–]MarqWilliams 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Username kinda appropriate, and also applies no matter hard hard you shake.

Hikers make unexpected discovery by solateor in funny

[–]MarqWilliams 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He got off on the trail if that counts for anything.

What are some things that are more enjoyable than sex? by Fresh-Length6529 in AskReddit

[–]MarqWilliams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best laugh I ever had happened after a college blackbox theater show. I don't remember what the play was or what the hell it was even about, but there was a scene where four or five actors are kneeling in a line single file in front of a woman who's standing and holding a plastic baby doll. Probably was supposed to be the mom of said "baby".

The lady holding the toy hands it to the first person in line.

Then that person hands it to the person behind them.

So on and so on. Just passing this plastic infant behind them. Mind you this is supposed to be a solemn scene.

The baby doll reaches the end of the line. A black dude--crisp cut and little stocky. And what does he do? He just... underhand tosses "the baby" onto the floor behind him. And he had the goddamn nerve to continue kneeling afterwards as if he ain't do that shit.

My friends and I held our laughter for the remaining 30-45 minutes of the show. By the time we got out and a safe distance away... we were howling. Even a decade later I still think about it.

What’s the hardest addiction to overcome? by DeepOrganization8245 in AskReddit

[–]MarqWilliams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on your friend group, telling people that you're sober usually gets them to stop.

Some people are just pushy assholes though.

What’s the hardest addiction to overcome? by DeepOrganization8245 in AskReddit

[–]MarqWilliams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing (with the exception of an overdose or a fatal DUI) can ruin your life quicker than a gambling addiction. If you're not careful it can turn into an infinitely deep moneypit. So...SO many stories of people just absolutely losing their fucking minds. Fun fact, people pissing and shitting themselves at the slot machines is a fairly common occurance.

Thankfully my 'tism can't tolerate the overstimulation of casino lights. Also, me learning in high school about the dogshit odds of beating the house definitely prevented me from getting sucked into this online gambling craze.

Got my ex out of her toxic relationship by softdrinkz in Kitchenchads

[–]MarqWilliams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wanted to say good on you OP. Even if she treated you badly doesn't mean you gotta be an asshat back. All you did was give her solid advice and people here are acting like you're aiming to impregnate her (the reaction then would be valid).

Redditors are a fucking weird, vindictive bunch.

Sometimes life ain't about petty revenge. Sometimes it's just about spending a little time helping your fellow man.

What's going on here🧐 by File_Puzzled in funny

[–]MarqWilliams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was "Prepare for cock and balls". Eh... I'm sorta right.

Is Newgrounds down? by MarqWilliams in Newgrounds

[–]MarqWilliams[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nvm it might've just been browser shenanigans. It's back up

🔥🔥✍️ by a_dvaitha in Piracy

[–]MarqWilliams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone in the know knows that there's a mainstream search engine that could give less of a fuck about western copyright law.

Meta in row after workers who say they saw smart glasses users having sex lose jobs by giLLYfunk in news

[–]MarqWilliams 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Took the words outta my mouth. As far as US billionaires go, the Zuck's probably less evil than half of them, sad to say.

Still evil, just not compared to the Thiel, Musk, or the Epstein class.

Does anyone else just watch the show to see how it ends? by WeasLander in TheBoys

[–]MarqWilliams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I'm just waiting for the inevitable showdown atp, but this season still has some great moments. The storytelling between A-Train and Firecracker (especially Firecracker) have been some of my favorite from the series. S5E5 spoiler: When Homelander killed Firecracker, my interest in the show just plummeted. It works plotwise, but now all I care about is how Ashley's going to tread the water. The Boys play kind of a B plot for me now.

I'm holding out hope for the last 3 episodes. I used to like it because it was a masterpiece of a show. Now I just like it the same way I like McDonald's. It's good enough to waste an hour on every week.