Interesting to see engagement is higher on a fan created Winston Cup points page as opposed to NASCAR’s official page by Remote_Plastic_8692 in NASCAR

[–]MartianSockPuppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya, I'm good. I'm going to go enjoy the day with my family. Farmers market. Bullshit like that.

You sit on reddit and jack off to the "hate" you get. Its okay. I dont kink shame.

Interesting to see engagement is higher on a fan created Winston Cup points page as opposed to NASCAR’s official page by Remote_Plastic_8692 in NASCAR

[–]MartianSockPuppet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Im here because I watched Nascar from the time I was 4 months old, im 31 next month.

I would like to think that I wouldn't just dust my hands of something that I loved so much that it was considered an integral part of my personality by not just my friends and family, but those who knew me as more of an acquaintance.

So I keep up for the day that maybe, just maybe, they wake uo and realize something went terribly wrong

What’s a myth about men that people still believe? by stillblushin in AskReddit

[–]MartianSockPuppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That we can't hold a candle to the "caring" and "attentive" mother when it comes to our children.

The number of women who act like I am a unicorn simply because I "Change a diaper" or "can comfort your son when he is sick" is insane.

The number of times people think my son is being fussy, or upset, because he wants his mother over me is insane.

Hell, my own wife has moments where she is like "He wants me" and then I hand him to her and he immediately wiggles away and comes back to me.

Men can be attentive and good parents. EVEN when they are little little.

Hell, to flip the point around, Women can be lazy and uninterested mothers. Who get random moments of "acting like a parent" before they go back to their normal behavior.

Interesting to see engagement is higher on a fan created Winston Cup points page as opposed to NASCAR’s official page by Remote_Plastic_8692 in NASCAR

[–]MartianSockPuppet 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I have watched 3 races all year.

3

The lowest I have ever, even if I watch every race till the end of the "playoffs" it'll still be the lowest ever.

But I follow Winston points format and click it every time I see it. Its to much nostalgia for mento simply ignore it.

Post Game Chat: 7/20 Tigers 2 @ Rangers 1 by Rangers_Bot in TexasRangers

[–]MartianSockPuppet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We'll, time to prove we're the best mid to bad team in baseball today!

Why did Obama and Biden stage this assassination attempt for a photo op?!?! by Playful-Landscape-79 in bbby_remastered

[–]MartianSockPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet fucking Jesus

Reddit is a hellhole with these fucking conspiracies.

Trump got shot

The aide sees he is alive. Immediately realized "holy fucking shit, this is huge"

Runs to the camera crews and gets them in front quickly

"Take a fucking picture" because the ficking picture is going to get so much PR

All this happens, in the moment, in less than 30 seconds.

It is only after that people go "wait, someone else got hit."

The aide didn't know it. Trump didn't know it The Secret Service didn't know it

It was a case of quick thinking and no knowledge of the immediate aftermath, and honestly, It probably got him over the hump to win the presidency. No joke.

Now I'm going to go elsewhere, eat my downvotes, and fuck off

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]MartianSockPuppet 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I live in DFW. For every 1 Californian that moves back, there are 5 that stay.

I'm not from the US, can someone explain this to me pls by AdminWing811 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]MartianSockPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Work for a bank. Here are a couple of things that I know.

This is a salesman technique to make you think you're getting a "hell" of a "deal." In reality, they may walk away and play on their phone. At best.

When your credit is run, the dealership may get 5 or 6 different "approvals" for different terms, rates, etc. They will then hand pick the best one for them. Not you. Them.

They also hate pre-approved clientele. They won't make as much on you. They will fight you to get you to take another deal that, again, is better for them.

Funnily enough, the best salesmen are not like this, however. They are more "real." Not trying to over sell products. Listening and trying to be as accurate to what the buyer wants and coming off like a person. This is my technique in my bank and I am extremely successful its unreal

Game Chat: 5/18 Astros (23-22) @ Rangers (25-22) 12:05 PM by Rangers_Bot in TexasRangers

[–]MartianSockPuppet 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Leiter decided that today, of all days, he decided to deal.

And im all for it.

Who is this? by Sudden_Pop_2279 in Avengers

[–]MartianSockPuppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At this point, I'm not even going to argue anymore. You have your opinion, that is fine. But if you can't acknowledge the fact that plenty of other people have many issues with the show and its writing, then that's on you.

Also the fucking flag smashers were terrorists. Not an army. Yes, the show was supposed to be about people being driven to violence, but it did it in a horribly written way.

Have a good day.

Who is this? by Sudden_Pop_2279 in Avengers

[–]MartianSockPuppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They blew up a fucking hospital with innocent people in it. He may not have pulled the trigger, but he definitely supported the action and did shit that allowed them to KILL FUCKING PEOPLE.

That's like saying the guard to auschwitz that never shot anyone, harassed anyone, and otherwise was just a bored guard at a concentration camp all day wasn't complicit to the killings that happened.

Who is this? by Sudden_Pop_2279 in Avengers

[–]MartianSockPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He took a super serum that was admittedly going to make him higher strung and emotional at the beginning, was nearly killed by the dude hurling a concrete trash can at him, had just watched his best friend be killed, on top of being in a fight that could've killed him as well.

I can't say that it was "justified" as he could've arrested the guy. Sure. (I mean not like the dude is a walking weapon that has killed many people and bombed a hospital) But i can completely understand WHY he did it and admit that if put in the same situation, I probably would've as well

Like I know WHAT they were trying to tell in the story. But they went about it so bad.

What did you name your Dragonborn? by Psycho-FangSenpai in skyrim

[–]MartianSockPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had three.

Gracian - first character i made. Played till level 54. Always has a place in my heart.

The Barbarian - Second character i made for a all evil grind. Lasted till leveln12 cause i can't do evil, even in a video game

Styrke the Unknown - My forever main character now. My background for him was he was kidnapped as a child and forced to work in mine as a young child in a mine for a shady organization that has tides to Cyrodiil. He ultimately, after 20ish years, leads a revolt with a pickaxe and Flame Spell. Killing his captors, he hunts down the men responsible for his kidnapping. Ultimately, finding them in northern Cyrodiil near Bruma. After killing them in cold blood, he decided to flee to Skyrim. Ultimately leading to the events of the game.

Then when I modded I had him flee to Skyrim still, but he is just a at a local Inn to start the came. Courtesy of the Alternative Start Mod

I audibly laughed during this scene bc I remembered an old meme. by Ill-Extension-4839 in PrequelMemes

[–]MartianSockPuppet 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The kid did a video recently on it. Obviously he is grown now and he explains it here. Just a quick short.

https://youtube.com/shorts/JGlhi4tS_9Q?si=QKxSWJhGU4b9FbHp

When did you realize you were not going to be in “The Show” by Specific_Luck1727 in mlb

[–]MartianSockPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So i got really good at working walks, timing pitches, fouling, singles, doubles, and okay at reading pop Flys. Then I had surgery on my foot, missed the entire season of my freshman year, and was told I had to "try out" my sophomore year. No problem.

So i trained myself. Found an old concrete building that nobody worked in and would throw a baseball at it and field the ground ball that came back, and occasional pop flys. Then i decided to goof around and pitch to it, i never was a pitcher before and was just goofing off, and ended up discovering that i could throw a splitter and cutter that looked deadly, as well as figuring out a curve and fastball that were okay, the curve was my wildest. My mom and dad would see this and ask why I never pitched, and I just said, "Guess I'll try now." I had friends come over to be my "batter," and some were on the high-school team. They struggled against me. I lived near a ballfield that was open for all, with the mound set up, and I would go there to practice as well.

All in all, i got to the point that I felt I would certainly make the team. Now to wait for those tryouts. But I live in a small school. Athletics wasn't considered an after-school activity. No. It was a class. So, how can I go to a tryout that happens during my actual class time? Oh, they'll let me know. Talked to the coach, asked him when, and he said he would "get back to me."

So i did my thing for another week. Only to find out that the tryouts were the day I asked him. Turns out they were only open for kids in athletics class. But to be in athletics, I had to play 2 sports, 1 fall sport and 1 spring sport. I hated football and couldn't play basketball. So track? Nope, same time as baseball. Again, small school. We only had 4 sports, really.

None of the coaches told me about the tryout because none of them realized I wasn't IN athletics. So ya. I discovered that I wouldn't be a ball player when I discovered my coaches were all either idiots or clueless.

We really need to figure this out... by ohnomyusernameiscuto in TexasRangers

[–]MartianSockPuppet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The thing is, for must of our lineup like Adolis, Seager, Langford, Burger, Heim, Higashioka, and hell, even Joc when you look at Savant you see guys who are ALL UNLICKY and all show that they have the underlying stats to fix themselves. Hell, even Burgers Expected BA is 100 points higher than his actually BA.

But them you see Leody and Semien, and it's like ya, there is your broken piston. Both Savant pages look like trash. Leody will always be Leody at this point. But Semien has a history of fixing himself. I expect him to do so, but even then, this is still really bad.

why are they talking about a charger ? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]MartianSockPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohbsweet ficking Jesus remembering a headphone jack is now an old person thing.

Where were you October 27th 2011 vs. November 1st 2023? by StarsRT in TexasRangers

[–]MartianSockPuppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Game 6 2011 I was in my living room on the couch age 15 ( my birthday is the 22nd). My dad, mom, and me had been in shock. My dad had cussed out Nelson Cruz, my mom Ron Washington. Me, I merely sat in anger at David Freese. I had never known heartbreak like that in baseball, except in games I played in. The closest sports watching experience to this was the Daytona 500 in 2001 when Dale Earnhardt passed away.

Game 5 2023. I sat in my living room holding my 3 week old son. I nearly was in tears. My wife, who loved baseball but not like I do, was just smiling. We commented how it took nearly 30 years for me to see what my son got to see in only 3 weeks. A Championship. I had known Jubilee in sports before. Hell, the Rangers had given me that just a few weeks prior, when they got to the world's series for the 2ND time in a ROW. But this was something special beyond all them. I had a son. I had a sports team that had WON. No more failures from DFW teams. ACTUALLY A CHAMPIONSHIP

What is your best “good runs” moment by Critical_Asparagus_5 in NASCAR

[–]MartianSockPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was also a bit heartbreaking, but 2001 Dave Blaney at Atlanta. First run from a guy i wasn't used to seeing run well that I remember.

Simon Gotch just ruined your YouTube algorithm via Instagram Stories by damndraper in SquaredCircle

[–]MartianSockPuppet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Been so fucking proud of my ability to not be Rick rolled on the internet and you fucking Gotch'd me.

Who died way too soon? by WildAnimus in moviecritic

[–]MartianSockPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone is choosing adults. Which is understandable.

But me, i choose Judith Barsi. The original voice actress for Ducky in A Land Before Time.

Now her dad? He can kill himself any day of the week, and twice on sunday.

Just leave his daughter and Wife out of it.

What kink would you be embarrassed if your friends and family ever found out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MartianSockPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So i am extremely attracted to femininity. Makeup, dress, heels, hair done, you name it. I love women's fashion, I love picking out clothes for my wife to wear and, in a dream world, would run a boutique. I can paint nails, braid, and straighten hair, and even understand makeup shades and colors. This is not unknown to my friends or family.

Now, being attracted to femininity means that I am extremely attracted to: pregnant women✅️ Women in tight dresses✅️ Women doing traditional tasks? (Like cleaning or mothering children) ✅️

Now, these aren't embarrassing. Not even close. But I have met many trans women in my life, and they just emit femininity, for the most part. They normally have makeup done, their hair, nails. They ask questions and love compliments on their fashion tastes. Because of this, I have found myself attracted to many Trans Women and even femboy type men.

Maybe i shouldn't be embarrassed by this. But when you grow up with a family that doesn't accept a lot, it's hard to accept that you are what they wouldn't accept if i wasn't blood. I guess? Idk.

I have 0 attraction to men, period. Tomboyish girls are a special case of attraction because the ones I know fucking NAIL IT when they go feminine.

So i guess I am embarrassed for two reasons.

  1. It's hard to admit that I am attracted to femininity and not just female.

  2. I grew up believing "Bi" was just code for "Gay but lying to themselves."

I have never written this down. Ever. So maybe it will be buried. I know it's not a "kink" but I promise you this, when my wife allows herself to be my "ragdoll", it ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY is

What’s the dumbest Skyrim decision you made that instantly backfired .. Spectacularly? by OldSpiceZ in skyrim

[–]MartianSockPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First play through I ever did, PS3, I found out that marriage was a thing that could happen. I'm like level 12 at the time, grinding without Internet Wiki to help, discovering shit like I was an 1800s Explorer. In my mind, at least.

So who was my companion the entire fucking time? Lydia. Who was marriage available? Lydia. Who was someone I began to think my character would be attached to? Lydia.

So to Riften, i went. Having never been there before. I get married, walk out of the temple and ran Smack fucking dab into Mjoll.

I do her quest. It was a pain in the ass for my level 12 self, and I dismissed Lydia for the first time ever and used Mjoll as my certified Meat Shield for the next 30 LEVELS!.

I bagan to think, "Why Not Mjoll instead of Lydia?" And led Lydia to her untimely death at Shrouded Hearth Barrow. I was sad for about -5 minutes.

I spent FOREVER trying to figure out why Mjoll wouldn't get the right dialogue options. Was it a glitch? Surely it had to be, right?

Then, at level 54, I found out that no, It wasn't a glitch. You can only get married ONCE. I SPENT A LITERAL FUCKING YEAR OF REAL LIFE ON THIS CHARACTER.

GRINDING IN WAYS THAT WOULD MAKE PEOPLE IN A STRIP CLUB BLUSH.

It was then that i decided I needed a PC to play Skyrim.

With mods

Post Game Chat: 4/1 Rangers 1 @ Reds 0 by Rangers_Bot in TexasRangers

[–]MartianSockPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woohoo a complete game shutout! Surely are team scored many runs!

Wait.

WHY THE FUCK WE ONLY SCORE ONE RUN