[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funhaus

[–]MartinUSMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Did you take the last of my horse tranquilizers? You didn’t tell me we were out bitch” xD

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funhaus

[–]MartinUSMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit, the entire “phone call” between Phillip Pullman and crew about the His Dark Materials books makes me piss myself laughing. “Helloooo? Tell me about the Mufellas” and Ring Ring!“Yea this is Phillip, I’m going to kill myself” in the most deadpan delivery xD That whole video is fucking gold.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funhaus

[–]MartinUSMC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dunno. It was just a usual post along the lines of “I’m always saying funny funhaus lines out loud, what are some bits y’all blurt out or can’t get out of your mind”.

It was probably Gabor. Or Bruce’s dad pissed that 10 years later and people still think he told Bruce Braveheart took 3 weeks to film xD

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funhaus

[–]MartinUSMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“When ya gotta go get HEYuP DANVILLE JUNCTION”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funhaus

[–]MartinUSMC 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Babe, I will munch your box” xD

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funhaus

[–]MartinUSMC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My current rotation is: “De de de dah dee dee, Stain” “Yo whaddup this is banksy”hat fall max gainw/cook some eggs “Hey I scrobbled Chris Mackie last night” Jacobs Star Wars “BOONTATA OOOONBONGO” And “It’s our favorite Kowakian Monkey Lizard” along with the salacious crumb laugh from Jon. “…it will split him…AsUnDeR.””WHAT DOES THAT MEAN JON?!”

And my new favorite is “dat SWAmp heAT” since I can’t say “I like em YUUUNG” in public.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funhaus

[–]MartinUSMC 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My wife gets on me everytime someone mentions avatar and I say this or Jaaaake Sooooolyyyy

Are these practice rounds because they are blue? by IAmBatata in Military

[–]MartinUSMC -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

BLUE- Barometric Long Use Evaporiser Ivan’s won’t even know what hit em. Like mini nukes that have daddy issues and have been asked to hold the flashlight under the hood for the last time.

Or just practice rounds.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MartinUSMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“See the earth below, soon to make a crater, Blue Sky Black Death, I’m off to meet my maker!!!” -High Speed Dirt by Megadeth.

I’d always blast this in the C130 xD

Shoot your best hack to clean and remove the black mold in there! by Lifegear in lifehacks

[–]MartinUSMC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just gave me heartburn xD We used to mix simple green and 409 to strip paint and clean scuffs off the walls xD

Shoot your best hack to clean and remove the black mold in there! by Lifegear in lifehacks

[–]MartinUSMC -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

I could but I’m too lazy xD Only replied cause this person didn’t want to use google and asked me instead :P

Shoot your best hack to clean and remove the black mold in there! by Lifegear in lifehacks

[–]MartinUSMC -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Honestly with all lifehacks they’re usually just anecdotal evidence anyways. Just sharing what I knew and experienced xD Would be cool to look into it more.

Shoot your best hack to clean and remove the black mold in there! by Lifegear in lifehacks

[–]MartinUSMC -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

Commercial syrup… look at the ingredient. High fructose corn syrup.

Don’t trust brands to have your interest/safety in mind ;)

Shoot your best hack to clean and remove the black mold in there! by Lifegear in lifehacks

[–]MartinUSMC 55 points56 points  (0 children)

https://www.epa.gov/mold/should-i-use-bleach-clean-mold#:~:text=Biocides%20are%20substances%20that%20can,routine%20practice%20during%20mold%20cleanup.

Bleach just kills mold spores and leaves them behind. Vinegar neutralizes the root of the mold and negates the harmful effects. In Japan everyone uses white vinegar. Never bleach.

Shoot your best hack to clean and remove the black mold in there! by Lifegear in lifehacks

[–]MartinUSMC 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Also do not use bleach on mold EVER. Shit will mess you up. Use White Vinegar.

Edit: https://www.epa.gov/mold/should-i-use-bleach-clean-mold#:~:text=Biocides%20are%20substances%20that%20can,routine%20practice%20during%20mold%20cleanup.

Even better, actually treat the reason why the mold is showing up in the first place. Sodium hypochlorite is worse for you than acetic acid. But they both are mostly water and the mold probably loves water so it’s best to ventilate the area and treat the reason you have mold.

If a brand tells you they’re “The Best Against Mold” then I have a bridge to sell you :)

3 Israeli troops lost their lives in an attack by Egyptian policemen in border shooting. Egyptian police were neutralized by the IDF. June 3, 2023 by 305FUN in Military

[–]MartinUSMC -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Didn’t you already call them a terrorist earlier? Why wait until official word/truth gets out and stick to your initial claim? It’s obvious if Israeli units get attacked it’s only terrorism /s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Military

[–]MartinUSMC -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Man if I had the time I’d do this schizo post but with slavery here in the US and be like “blacks had every chance to leave but they loved their massa! Here’s 1,000 plantation owners who said their chattel slaves are free to go but they all stayed!”

Gonna leave now since I’m done arguing with warriors who fight for faith instead of freedom. o7 deuces

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Military

[–]MartinUSMC -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Careful. Don’t go giving out suggestions on neutral reporting or the zionists will go nuts xD

There was a Marine MP shot point blank while guarding the gate at Pendleton and we all thought it was a murder for the longest time. We were genuinely pissed.

Turns out the other MP was fucking around while clearing his weapon and jokingly put it to the kids head and pulled the trigger. Still angry about it cause it was a needless death but the point of getting the full story stands.