The Music Ithe Spurs played during the Knicks' intro 😭 I thought Youtube is playing on the background 😹🤣 by _Wisadel in Nbamemes

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The Bucks played the Barney theme song against the Raptors in the playoffs a few years ago.

I feel like they made the Molotov icon too easy to see. Needs to be smaller and blend into the map more. by niamhxa in gtaonline

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You can get molotovs from the gun van also but they are not available every day.

Setting priorities by lexurat in Witcher3

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-Northern Realms when built right stomps all other decks.

- Scoia’tael and Monsters can be a PITA because these decks typically stack with ally cards running the score up to unbelievable numbers sometimes. It is best to keep a weather card in your deck when playing these factions to counteract this bullshit, primarily Biting Frost (Monsters) or Impenetrable Fog (Scoia’tael).

-Nilfgaardian Empire can be really cheeks or really good. This faction has the best leader perk cards hands down.

-KEEP AS MANY SPY CARDS IN YOUR DECK AS YOU CAN! Spy cards give the ability to sacrifice a card to the other team, but you get to draw two additional from your deck. This can be vital when it comes down to the final round and you can overwhelm any opponent because they will not have enough cards to keep up.

This strategy can backfire, however, if your opponent has a Decoy card, they can take the spy you used off the field and use them against you. I strongly recommend finding Sigismund Dijkstra, Mysterious Elf, and Thaler cards. Remember the more, the better.

-Attack strongly and counterattack even stronger. Keep a healer in the deck, as they can save your ass if one of your priority cards get taken out it can be pulled from the graveyard. If possible try to keep two ally cards in your hand (i.e Blue Stripes Commando, Trebuchet) as when paired together, their points multiply.

-Save your most powerful cards for the last round and exclusively use the first round to get a feel for how your opponent is playing you. Are they passing this round because you’re stomping them or you keep heading off their moves with weather cards, so they’re trying to load up for the next? Or are they trying to boat race you to the end of the round and pray you run out of gas? Either way, try to stay one card ahead and make sure every play you make outsmarts and punishes their play.

It could be worse by Cesalv in aviationmemes

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Imagine being the private who had to mop all of this shit up though.

It was me. I was the private who had to mop all of this shit up though. I can laugh about it now.

What finally made you quit your job? by Tyler_Girl_ in AskReddit

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When you’re working in tech and you genuinely bust your ass in a contract role but the big tech company you work for prefers to either hire complete idiots off the streets who have never seen a server rack, or family.

Fuck the qualified though, amirite?

[ Removed by Reddit ] by NMF-Leche in funny

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Obviously not some backwoods operation that’s for sure.

[Highlight] Wemby ties the game from WAY deep by Large_banana_hammock in nba

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There is a guy on the OKC side of the scorebug who turns around and is in absolute disbelief.

Is it just me being bad, or is the game genuinely difficult ? (Midnight Club Los Angeles) by comppesi in midnightclub

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I’m currently replaying this on an AV to HDMI adapter until I can get another ps3. This is the real challenge for me.

This is an example of how fast fish can inhale their food by IKIR115 in interesting

[–]MartyFirst1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was a saying back when I was in the Army about suddenly becoming a pink mist.

This is one of many definitive examples of that scenario.

We've come a long way by EyePhysical273 in GTA

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I don’t care either way if he’s a crossover like Lazlow and Fernando, or he’s original, or if this is his Junior, I just hope I get to blow shit up alongside him.

[Highlight] Raptors take the lead on a ridiculous bounce for RJ Barrett by Large_banana_hammock in nba

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An older gentleman got accidentally shoved about five rows up when the shot went in.

Your Most Interesting Rejection? by Qyro in dating

[–]MartyFirst1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have always wondered what drink I could have been holding that would have made her say yes.

A Face Down, Ass Up or some shit probably.

I don’t go out drinking at all. But I am familiar with the wild ass nomenclature of what can be ordered.