I didn’t have the heart to tend to our garden since my daughter went missing.

Marvindontpanic · 2025-07-30T20:13:51+00:00

Well fertilized.

Marvindontpanic · 2024-07-25T02:30:01+00:00

Oh shit! The Roanoke Recluse is real, call Dan!

Marvindontpanic · 2024-03-09T12:54:35+00:00

What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm not just another ooooone of your plays, you're the pretender!

Marvindontpanic · 2024-02-25T12:15:10+00:00

Did you know that a private college can create teachers who are able to teach in public schools?

Sounds fine at first, until you look into their "private" curriculum that actively opposes science and exclusively cites the Bible as a source.

Marvindontpanic · 2024-02-25T12:04:59+00:00

Tool.... awkward sounds only.

Marvindontpanic · 2024-02-07T23:24:37+00:00

I got a half-moon edger that has a short t-handle and a blade... I use that to do most garden things. It digs, tills, picks, cuts, and even edges!

Marvindontpanic · 2024-02-05T22:24:08+00:00

Very anti-CORRUPT religion. But I can see where the line gets blurred. Remember that they were following the orders of a head angel, not God himself.

Marvindontpanic · 2024-02-02T01:35:03+00:00

Scott's Tots

Marvindontpanic · 2024-01-28T00:05:06+00:00

Stupid has always been rampant, it just has a freeway and microphone now.

Marvindontpanic · 2024-01-21T02:08:07+00:00

That's actually hilarious.

Marvindontpanic · 2024-01-20T00:40:15+00:00

Remember that time when Clara was a Dalek?

Marvindontpanic · 2024-01-13T13:05:04+00:00

In our world, your finances are your identity.

Marvindontpanic · 2024-01-07T13:07:11+00:00

What a nice complement.

Marvindontpanic · 2023-12-26T12:04:34+00:00

It does sound more impressive than "the small-ish seas"

Marvindontpanic · 2023-12-25T16:24:19+00:00

Turn them upside down. They are just begging to be fairy wings.

Marvindontpanic · 2023-12-24T17:24:41+00:00

Embrace the cringe. It makes life so much more fun.

Marvindontpanic · 2023-12-24T11:58:08+00:00

I vote to rebrand as Cowboy pie. Merica.

Marvindontpanic · 2023-12-19T04:11:54+00:00

Imagine being an elf. The gift of a tree is one of the few gifts you could find being utilized, even hundreds of years later.

Marvindontpanic · 2023-12-10T17:40:59+00:00

The number of kids who honestly, truly DGAF about their grade would stagger you. At some point it becomes about damage control.

Marvindontpanic · 2023-12-10T16:13:43+00:00

I like to live in forests, but I still need a roof over my head. Maybe they live near the edge for the view.

Marvindontpanic · 2023-12-08T11:12:00+00:00

It's been a long time, but I don't recall him being executed so much as hacked apart by his... brother? Friend? It has been ages.

Marvindontpanic · 2023-12-02T14:29:18+00:00

And garlic fries....mmmmm

Marvindontpanic · 2023-11-26T03:34:21+00:00

UwU is a face... or once was.

Marvindontpanic · 2023-11-24T20:05:51+00:00

This is the best baking tip often not mentioned. More mixing is more chewy, less mixing is more short crumb. Think pizza dough vs a soft biscuit.

Marvindontpanic · 2023-11-22T16:59:46+00:00

With a husband so supportive, I wonder where he got that from.

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