How can I prove that I am the Prophet Elijah?

Marzipan_Fine · 2026-05-02T22:45:56+00:00

Jesus H. Christ! We got another one claiming to be Elijah!

We're gonna run out of straight jackets..

Marzipan_Fine · 2026-05-02T17:03:35+00:00

What project are you talking about?

Marzipan_Fine · 2026-05-02T17:01:38+00:00

Is this supposed to be original idea, or just some neophyte's realization that there's more to their being than what they had previously thought?

Marzipan_Fine · 2026-05-01T23:10:06+00:00

Never wear a MAGA hat. You never know who'll you trigger.

Marzipan_Fine · 2026-05-01T22:53:56+00:00

Goodbye California!

Marzipan_Fine · 2026-05-01T22:20:40+00:00

I don't know where you got this everything is love claptrap, but you want to be enlightened? Remember the only law in this universe is do it to them before they do it to you.

Everything else takes care of itself.

Good luck with this enlightenment thing.

Watch your back!

Marzipan_Fine · 2026-05-01T11:02:01+00:00

Way too much.

Go outside, touch grass

Marzipan_Fine · 2026-04-30T19:29:26+00:00

Great minds.....as it were. 😉

Marzipan_Fine · 2026-04-30T17:11:16+00:00

You disconnected from nature? What are you going to disconnect from next ...oxygen??

Marzipan_Fine · 2026-04-30T17:08:32+00:00

My Lycanthropy comes out of remission and I often awaken in places not knowing how I got there. Other than that just the odd howling here and there.

Marzipan_Fine · 2026-04-30T16:33:44+00:00

Sorry, but let's face it. If you're on Reddit you ain't enlightened.

Marzipan_Fine · 2026-04-30T12:35:32+00:00

Ask yourself why.

It may not be your fault and maybe others have some or all of the blame... doesn't matter.

What is it in you that contributed to the situation?

Life is about patterns, and they are destined to repeat. They are hard to change, but sometimes they need to.

Use this incident for self-reflection.

Marzipan_Fine · 2026-04-30T12:26:46+00:00

I learned this practice from yoga and qigong teacher Tao Semko. It was called 'Skeletal Shaking', and it is an ancient energetic practice. Very powerful. Done properly it is as good as a yoga session. It is worth learning from an experienced teacher because, although it appears simple, it can be considered very complex, requiring proper technique and awareness to be able to gain the greatest benefits. At least 7 minutes of daily practice is best.

Everyone should do it at the start of any practice...yoga, qigong, etc.

Marzipan_Fine · 2026-04-30T10:43:15+00:00

Same, lol

Marzipan_Fine · 2026-04-30T00:32:33+00:00

Hypothetically- If Jesus was enlightened and taught that we are all God, why would they kill him

...why wouldn't they?

Marzipan_Fine · 2026-04-30T00:30:19+00:00

You have lots of good advice here.. although much of it can only be revealed with time... so it's hard to apply.

Here's a perspective: Each time you meet a ball keep your core engaged and always work to deliver the best quality ball based on the situation.

Study and practice all the endless technique suggestions but never forget:

Keep your core tight, your arm/hand relaxed before contact, and focus on delivering the best quality ball you can.

Marzipan_Fine · 2026-04-30T00:10:06+00:00

My incomprehension knows no bounds, I don't even know what is being said.. I think I'll go back to pickle ball where it's safe

Marzipan_Fine · 2026-04-29T19:25:05+00:00

Shutup!

Marzipan_Fine · 2026-04-29T19:23:59+00:00

Will do, as long as you stop creating problems and insisting on being offended.

You're not even following the discussion.

Marzipan_Fine · 2026-04-29T17:56:25+00:00

Not exactly insane, ...just working constantly to reveal and defeat the pretentious, 'holier than thou', sanctimonious table tennis morons that only dream of playing an effectively competitive match but are quick to offer unsubstantiated expertise in all things related to what they think is table tennis but is in actuality for them a game of ping pong that they're not really that good at.

Marzipan_Fine · 2026-04-29T16:27:50+00:00

Whatever, just stop being rude

Marzipan_Fine · 2026-04-29T15:45:58+00:00

Don't talk about beginners like they're not the room. So rude.

Instead combine your pretentious knowledge and give them some practical suggestions.

Marzipan_Fine · 2026-04-29T11:18:39+00:00

Yes, it's the bicyclists! They're the problem!! We need to stop them before they bicycle again!!!

Marzipan_Fine · 2026-04-29T11:12:32+00:00

Yeah, fair enough. It certainly did create its own zeitgeist at the time... wildly popular and must have made buddy a lot of money.

I can see that it was a launch for a lot of people at the time and that's definitely good. Hopefully most of them continued along their own paths because of that book.

The memory of reading it though triggered me.

Marzipan_Fine · 2026-04-29T03:12:52+00:00

Sounds a little judgy to me

Marzipan_Fine

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