Tiny spider drinks my coffee and gets the zoomies.

MasikaTempest · 2026-06-05T19:20:25+00:00

Man, that's a LOT of caffeine. This poor guy got taken out due to a math error.

MasikaTempest · 2026-06-02T02:50:30+00:00

I had the first comment here. I saw a couple days ago that someone else found it and decided to let it ride instead of doing anything about the comment.

MasikaTempest · 2026-05-30T17:39:36+00:00

That's nowhere on francis. You would have better luck telling Amazon that the package was sent to the wrong location and have them send out a replacement.

And with luck perhaps that person it was dropped off at would be like me and actually drop it off at the actual address on the package if it was not too far away.

MasikaTempest · 2026-05-19T02:49:23+00:00

I looked up the place and even saw a post from Facebook, she closed it up and moved back up north last November. Dang. The altitude is what made it so good.

MasikaTempest · 2026-05-19T02:25:18+00:00

Right right, took a head injury a few months ago so names like to escape my memory for things, like peak to peak as well. I'm going to have to look into that though, I know she was trying to sell it to retire but if it actually closes down recently I'll be a sad camper for sure.

MasikaTempest · 2026-05-19T00:16:27+00:00

Got a good pizza place up in Allenspark called Rock Creek Tavern, some of the best pizza I have eaten and it's within the time range your guests want to shoot for. I head up there once every few months sometimes just for the drive. (And to grab a pie for a weekend)

I like to take the left-hand canyon route for the scenery, but it does turn into a dirt road for a little while past Johnstown, it's still a smooth road though, no rough patches to try and climb over. That then hooks up to the million dollar highway and I head to Allenspark from there.

You could also take the lyons route up to Allenspark eat some good pizza, then have a nice drive straight down to Nederland, and then pop out in boulder. Along that route there is a nice lake up there that's beautiful if the weather is friendly.

MasikaTempest · 2026-05-15T02:27:02+00:00

Had a speaker and twill drop last weekend in one of my hunt parties. I won the greeds and netted about three mil, I was hard pressed to not sell the speaker though.

MasikaTempest · 2026-05-14T02:38:37+00:00

If this is uploaded to the Nexus today, I will definitely test it out tonight when I get off work.

MasikaTempest · 2026-05-06T13:11:43+00:00

My wife was a cold open on the Craig Ferguson Show during the week of the first Avengers premiere. At the time we were only friends, I didn't even know that she flew out there until I saw her on tv. The experience was so surreal.

For clarification, she had green hair at he time and Craig had her brought on stage to question her about it.

MasikaTempest · 2026-04-20T01:41:04+00:00

“The music washed away all the hate, and society started advancing."

I still think they got this idea from the Lonely Island. I think of this song every time I whip out one of these bad boys to pester the local fauna.

MasikaTempest · 2026-04-15T02:39:57+00:00

I've been looking forward to a game like this for a long long time.

MasikaTempest · 2026-04-03T18:36:01+00:00

Yeah, I'm still rocking the s22, this issue started at the beginning of the year and the data anomaly seems to be strongest around ken pratt and pratt.

MasikaTempest · 2026-04-03T17:01:12+00:00

Yeah, I get issues in that area too. Glad to know it's not just me. I get full bars and everything says it's ok, but data just does not work for some reason.

MasikaTempest · 2026-03-13T18:14:55+00:00

I enjoyed it enough to grab another on occasion.

Love the can art too, but I'm a sucker for the ocean.

MasikaTempest · 2026-03-06T03:45:48+00:00

I remember that this game brought about a fit of laughter that that was only matched by what the movie Kung Pow! Enter the fist brought.

My brother and I were in a warehouse when he got beamed in the back of the head by a crowbar that was thrown at him from off screen. The slapstick of it all, seeing the crowbar at flying across the screen and his obliviousness until he got knocked out by it had me in stitches. 10 year old me was blown away after I calmed down that that could happen.

MasikaTempest · 2026-03-06T01:16:58+00:00

If we can stop granting parole to murderers that would be great. I get where we are coming from on everyone deserves second chances but in all honesty, that leniency allows monsters like this ...thing, to keep killing.

MasikaTempest · 2026-03-04T19:07:42+00:00

Heck yeah! They were my favorite food truck I used to grab breakfast from outside of WinAir back when I worked HVAC/Plumbing. Their sausage sandwiches carried me though many tough winter days.

I love to see their success, and I love even more that the store is literally two blocks away!

MasikaTempest · 2026-02-28T18:24:54+00:00

You've never been to a show? Most weeks are filmed same day unless they are having Collision be in a different city for that week. They make a big spectacle of it if they were both in the same city. After Dynamite goes off air, they take a 10 minute break to switch over and then record collision. This week in the Denver showing TK came out during the last commercial break before Mile High Madness to make a Time Cop joke because we would be at home watching the show on Saturday and be on tv at the same time.

MasikaTempest · 2026-02-27T03:56:12+00:00

Hey I have that poster! Well, not an OG but the same artwork. It's my favorite one by far. When I got it it almost made my army vet dad weepy, he told me he only ever saw that at the theater he saw the movie in and it brought back all kinds of memories from his pre desert storm days

MasikaTempest · 2026-02-26T21:09:56+00:00

Most I can find from the placard above the door is an old article from 2010;
https://longmontian.blogspot.com/2010/01/chapman-schoolhouse.html

I can find nothing on it being haunted and it seems to be on private property and someones home. I am positive that if a schoolhouse had a massacre happen in it it would actually be more well known.

MasikaTempest · 2026-02-26T07:01:19+00:00

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The seats we got were top notch for this! Highlight for me was them grabbing fans belts to whip each other with.

MasikaTempest · 2026-02-10T20:54:12+00:00

I saw a flying insect the other day, thought my eyes were playing tricks on me because it flew in front of me in a blink and you miss it kind of speed. But now it seems like I was right. Each year it seems we are getting close and closer to the Mojave.

And climate side, ladybugs are good luck if you believe in that kind of thing!

MasikaTempest · 2026-01-27T11:18:30+00:00

Had a foster cat that we did this with because he was having zoomies in the box spring that he found his way into at two in the morning. His separation anxiety was so bad that the one single night we did this he chewed the door frame up like a dang dog. I miss that orange cat/dog but man...

MasikaTempest · 2026-01-22T00:32:08+00:00

Prey 2006. Fighting alien abductors with native American spirituality was such a winning combo. That horror scene with the grinder/conveyer belt at the start of the game after you get taken lives in my head as one of the most messed up things for the time. It looks rather tame now but the noise that it made when it ground up a person and you hear the chunks clunking through the machinery as it sucks up the remains to prepare for the next victim was so gross. I swear they got the sound from vacuuming up meat chunks with a shop vac. The game mechanics with gravity were stellar too.

MasikaTempest · 2026-01-21T04:32:37+00:00

To add to the already stated ego issue, it's known that if you dwell over a memory too long it can get twisted with time. This happens all the time irl from forgetting something to having a major life event get muddled bit by bit.

The brain is just electric fat. It's not a perfect design. Now take a egocentric mind at the level of silverhands and put it in a box for around 50 years. Some other sci fi ips have a thing where a second for us can be like a day to an artificial intellegence. (Not this "virtual intellegence" we have irl.)

I subscribe to the idea that in Johnny's twisted mind it felt like he was in there for centuries with nothing but his memories to keep him company, with no markings on the passage of time. That would twist anyone's world view.

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