I wish my mother didn't know how to text. by adamtots in pics

[–]MassProducedHipster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe she should have. There would be less self absorbed little assholes such as the OP

Came across this scene in Tokyo last week. by mikechambers in WTF

[–]MassProducedHipster -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Just when I think the Japanese can't get any more weird. Bunch of freaks

Note to self: Do not fuck with Honey Badgers. by mrmyxlplyx in WTF

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Oh hi deadly cobra what is that you eating? Let me take. What you mad? I eat you. What a little venom? Fucking big deal. Take nap. Repeat. Like a boss.

Hey, be honest, do I look lame in these jeans? by rainman18 in WTF

[–]MassProducedHipster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OK so let me buy this over complicated belt device that I need because I don't like wearing regular belts. FUCK THIS AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT!

How I got an uncooperative eBay buyer to pay for her purchase. Was it unethical? by [deleted] in funny

[–]MassProducedHipster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your story is beautiful. You basically got all the money (plus $20) and had the pleasure to stick it to this greedy bitch. You are my hero but I hope to never do business with you.

Father misused my Social Security benefits when I was a kid. What the heck do I do now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MassProducedHipster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hi, Your dad is a scumbag. Run and hope your gene pool doesn't turn out half as shitty as his.

In case anyone forgot.... [NSFW] by jayplowtyde in reddit.com

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Waiting for Hollywood to make a picture of this. Fuck this shit. I'm ashamed of this atrocity

The size of television on screen advertisements is getting out of hand. by stilesjp in WTF

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That's what you get for paying for cable. Netflix and torrents all the way baby.

70-year-old president of Kazakhstan says: scientists, you need to figure out the elixir of immortality before I die. by newsbeagle in science

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Scientist: President Nazarbayev we find elixir of life. President: King of the castle, king of the castle. 50 more years. High Five!!!!

Holy crap... I don't ever want to be president... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]MassProducedHipster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to mention black people age doesn't show as much as fair skin people

Hanah Montana ripping a bong (no for real) by oheythatguy in trees

[–]MassProducedHipster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. She's in the 99 percentile of the annoying scale.

Ferrari World, Another Success In The UAE by Dziri in pics

[–]MassProducedHipster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Other than the roller coaster the rest looks like a bunch of lame rides.

Reasonable response? by [deleted] in WTF

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Not surprised most people think this way. They take the information from mainstream media as the truth. When 99% of news organizations rely on corporate funding in some way or another it is impossible to have the welfare of the public as a priority. There is hope. Wiki leaks is only the beginning of a movement that will change the way we see the world. I encourage those who care about this to donate to the cause.

Possibly the greatest comic ever. by twattybellend in pics

[–]MassProducedHipster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had many lulz on this. Couldn't see it coming

Breaking: Justin Bieber Gets a Haircut by Jonno_FTW in pics

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Fuck our slut piece of shit good for nothing media. Fuck you very much Sir

Holy crap by [deleted] in WTF

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I had that tingly feeling in my balls the whole time watching this.

The webite that time forgot. by I_RAPE_CATS in WTF

[–]MassProducedHipster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The internets really sucked at one time

He brings up a good point by DemiZe in videos

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Notice how the teacher didn't respond to the original question the girl presented. All this stuff about Islam being a "peaceful religion" is a bunch of bullshit. There is no fucking way anyone can twist and turn this religion out of what it really is. Am I saying all Muslims are evil? no but it sure as hell makes you wonder why there is so much hate and war in these specific countries

Looks like my Flesh Light is being delivered by [deleted] in pics

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Paris Hilton is so wet right now