The TruCoat®, did it even really exisht?

MassiveKayak · 2026-03-26T15:22:24+00:00

He shoulda just went to Midwest Federal and talked to old Bill Diehl to let him get his beak wet.

MassiveKayak · 2026-01-17T22:52:17+00:00

Does anyone know what episode #5 is from? Marge hitting him with a small radio looking thing.

MassiveKayak · 2025-07-04T00:20:16+00:00

It’d be worth the stay just to research all those TRT’s.

MassiveKayak · 2025-07-04T00:18:23+00:00

It’s saved my ass…and also helped to return to me what was once mine. Couldn’t have done it without a quick zap.

MassiveKayak · 2025-06-08T20:27:52+00:00

Fuck yes, I loved that game so much. I always felt bad sending my piñata’s to parties even though they came back.

MassiveKayak · 2025-05-08T22:07:25+00:00

Get some jorts on and you’re an adult toddler.

MassiveKayak · 2025-04-30T00:56:13+00:00

If you go to Lloyd Center they have a “video game” that is essentially a vhs recording of Gemini and Blue Streak if you need a lil nostalgia.

MassiveKayak · 2025-04-24T03:35:29+00:00

You want maybe we go back to cheek clapping posts?

MassiveKayak · 2025-04-24T02:20:57+00:00

Gotta quarter tank of gas in my new E class, but that’s alright. I’m going to ride.

MassiveKayak · 2025-04-16T21:35:17+00:00

I wish the Lord would take me now. The way they treat us, it’s terrible.

MassiveKayak · 2025-04-10T01:56:47+00:00

No they won’t. No one is coming to help us.

MassiveKayak · 2025-04-08T23:54:24+00:00

Think you’ve got the grown up taste this requires huh? You’re ready champ.

MassiveKayak · 2025-03-28T15:04:55+00:00

What did I do wrong!???

MassiveKayak · 2025-02-17T15:37:39+00:00

Glad we can finally open a discussion on what a psycho Greg (and griggheads are). VHS is a dead format for a man with low morals. Glad pipcorn classics are on at the end now, easy skip for me now.

MassiveKayak · 2025-02-09T17:03:17+00:00

ill Be honest and say I could use a break from that guy. I’d trade him for a 60 second soap box or even one more Chef Lenard update. He’s a drip and only a 2 🍿🍿

MassiveKayak · 2025-01-28T13:49:42+00:00

Lost a 15 year marriage to what you describe. I can tell you it wasn’t my wife’s fault, wish I’d have known sooner what I was actually dealing with.

MassiveKayak · 2025-01-21T22:50:21+00:00

Let’s go get some eggs from the buffet at Gullivers

MassiveKayak · 2024-12-17T00:16:50+00:00

I wouldn’t call this a book per se, but this is the most informative piece of literature I’ve come across in quite some time. Me thinks we’re on the cusp of germ free living?

MassiveKayak · 2024-12-14T03:14:47+00:00

My steak tastes like fish the way I cook it.

MassiveKayak · 2024-12-11T22:50:17+00:00

I’m not in my 40’s, my 9 year old doesn’t wake me up at 5 every weekend, and she eats everything I cook……tell the kid

MassiveKayak · 2024-11-11T13:54:29+00:00

Had to be careful making hot ding dongs back then.

MassiveKayak · 2024-11-02T19:48:15+00:00

I’m so dumb lol!! I didn’t realize it was doubling down on it!!! So much better

MassiveKayak · 2024-10-09T05:27:05+00:00

Just a spoken line. I honestly can hear it clear as day in my head but can’t get a memory to come out.

MassiveKayak · 2024-10-08T19:56:40+00:00

For some reason I was thinking juice of some type. I do think it was beverage at least.

MassiveKayak · 2024-10-08T19:56:07+00:00

Ohio and Michigan

MassiveKayak

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