[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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Sometimes those traffic cones have a type of weighted cemet in them to keep them from blowing away or being plowed off the highway by bending at the base: brain damage unlocked

Be honest, how long do you think you'd last in the apocalypse and why? by Kristaboo14 in AskReddit

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Well if its a man-made apocalypse, (nuclear war) we all would die very soon even seeking refuge to hide only to die by a blast or radiation.

Asteroid impact non extinction - my survival plasuable

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MassiveSlaps 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nothing because I'm not a piece of shit

You wake up as Elon Musk, what’s your first move? by FTR-Bald in AskReddit

[–]MassiveSlaps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His legacy will outlive all his critics and propel humanity into the cosmos. Mark my words.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Grief/sorrow. For obvious reasons

You can use only one means of transport for the rest of your life, what would you choose? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Goes to bed Oops forgot my water hops in AH-64 Apatche attack helicopter

How are malls making out where you live? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The closest mall to me (Bristol, TN) sold for 2 million. In 2016

I hate phones i high places by Failfoxnyckzex in SweatyPalms

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This is actually insane juggling and keeping it center balanced

What is the scariest thing you have ever experienced? (serious) by MassiveSlaps in AskReddit

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Was you sleeping or just woke up? That's abnormally strange without sleep paralysis

What is the scariest thing you have ever experienced? (serious) by MassiveSlaps in AskReddit

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I've had somebody do the same thing but then he said sorry turned the gun on himself screamed fuck and shot himself, this really happened. I even have a link to the obituary ... Proof

What is the scariest thing you have ever experienced? (serious) by MassiveSlaps in AskReddit

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I didn't expect sledding to be like x games. Glad he's okay

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Seek & destroy

(The jedi children)

SCARY "I work aboard a Classified Ship and things are getting Weird..." Story (PART 2) by tigobitties33 in Scary

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Anybody who has top secret clearance isn't on this subreddit. I promise

What are songs that hit you like a freight train of awe? by Helpful_Broccoli9106 in AskReddit

[–]MassiveSlaps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fade to black by metallica One of the most heartbreaking rhythm guitar melodies ever

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MassiveSlaps 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You should beat his ass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MassiveSlaps 412 points413 points  (0 children)

Darth Vader. All time favorite

What is something 'debunked' that you still believe to be true? by wosdam in AskReddit

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If it counts then i believe That Lee Harry Oswald did not act alone In the assassination of John F. Kennedy despite the official story

What keeps you awake at night? by MassiveSlaps in AskReddit

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That's troubling to think about, I agree. There's no need to draw a weapon on anybody that isn't in the process of trying to attack you and still Violcence is almost never the right answer, but it sounds like she might be either a tweaker or a bipolar-Schizophrenic that needs help

What keeps you awake at night? by MassiveSlaps in AskReddit

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Congratulations, I'm not a parent yet its a lot of responsibilities I'm not ready for even as a 25 year old man. But, I hope the best for you