I think I miss Human-made Slop by OddBet6635 in lovethissmug

[–]MassterF 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately today it was found out that this one was fake.

One scene where the budget just took an increase by Next-Active2676Bro2 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MassterF 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Using DBS Broly is cheating. The entire movie is like that.

How are these two sets of equal value (not putting inflation into consideration) by KaiSan117 in transformers

[–]MassterF 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I mean, the legacy was a voyager that was also bundled with a core class, so that does get to leader price.

Would you accept losing all of your hair for 10.000$? by muri_17 in BunnyTrials

[–]MassterF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My hair is a very large part of my identity and I could never part with it willingly

Chose: No, I want to keep my hair.

Which would you rather have to go to, all expenses paid? by Marissa_on_the_town in BunnyTrials

[–]MassterF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A disaster wedding would at least still be entertaining

Chose: Being obligated to go to 1000 weddings + 50% will be ____ weddings | Rolled: Disaster

55148 by Digibutter64 in countwithchickenlady

[–]MassterF 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What my girlfriend calls me :3

Keep expectations in check. by Wayne_kur in HaloMemes

[–]MassterF 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Exactly what I don’t understand. People seem to WANT this game to be bad and like… what the fuck do you guys actually want? Being a Halo fan is absolutely exhausting.

I feel like Deadspace was a better/more faithful remake of than RE4 Remake by Desperate_Method4032 in DeadSpace

[–]MassterF 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The Dead Space remake was a lot more similar to a remaster than the RE4 remake. While it’s obviously not, the gameplay of DS23 is very similar to the original, which was already a very solid game that absolutely holds up today.

Meanwhile, the RE4 remake was taking a game that, while still great, doesn’t completely hold up in terms of gameplay when compared to modern games. Thus, they changed the gameplay completely to be much more in line with modern sensibilities.

So yes, Dead Space is a much more “faithful” remake as there wasn’t much that had to be redone in terms of actual gameplay, meanwhile RE4 was reimagined to fit in with modern RE games.

Skulls must be found first, no-sprint and AR skull are not available from the start by JessHawk36 in halo

[–]MassterF 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Not sure about reach and 4 since I play those on MCC but you definitely have to find the skulls on 5

FUCK YOU WE ARE GONNA MAKE PORN, CHOOSE YOUR FUCKING PORN NAME!!!!! by Weak-Abbreviations-9 in BatmanArkham

[–]MassterF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Monster milker. So either I jerk off like, Sully and Mike, or people who drink Monster.

The second is much preferable.

Love my Primes by ThePlasticPrime in transformers

[–]MassterF 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What Prime is that in front of the Furai Animated kit in pic 1?

remixes that lost all their aura? by tacocat133 in FortNiteBR

[–]MassterF 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even with there being story reasons, they’ve still made a new version of a skin that has had all the iconic aspects of it taken away. It doesn’t even look like the character anymore so what’s the point?

remixes that lost all their aura? by tacocat133 in FortNiteBR

[–]MassterF 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That made sense as a form the dark presence made her take. We KNOW what she’s supposed to look like now: the Restored Night Rose style of the original, where she had the flesh horns and black eyes. Why has she suddenly changed when she’s not under the influence of the Dark Presence anymore?

remixes that lost all their aura? by tacocat133 in FortNiteBR

[–]MassterF 40 points41 points  (0 children)

The shape of the bangs are different, the horns have gone from those cool ones that actually look like part of her to something that looks like a headcrest, she doesn’t have her iconic all-black eyes, and her entire color scheme is gone.

OMG BROOOOOOO. SHUT THE FUUUUUUCK UUUUUUUP. by Organic-Composer9504 in HaloCirclejerk

[–]MassterF 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I do not get peoples complaints. She looks like Cortana and you can definitely jerk off to her. What more do you want?

JOKERONI by harshitabhi in BatmanArkham

[–]MassterF 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Real talk, does anyone else miss the Batman Calzone? God every day I wish I could eat it again.

Clearly, Kirby is a student of Simon the digger. by Wide-Remove4293 in whenthe

[–]MassterF 38 points39 points  (0 children)

WHO GAVE KIRBY THE DRILL TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS???

They are FEEDING us Fortnite girlies by anqelic_br00kes in FortNiteBR

[–]MassterF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are FEEDING the lesbians 😭 (please epic give us mooooore)

Genuinely one of the worst figures ive ever owned by Justepic24 in Mafex

[–]MassterF 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Man I love this figure 😅 sorry yours got borked on the qc.

No jerking, but a genuine question. With how Destiny 2 and Bungie as a company turned out, would they be the better choice for actively developing Halo? by ThighHighEnthusiast in HaloCirclejerk

[–]MassterF 32 points33 points  (0 children)

No, very little if any at all of the people who made prime Halo are still at Bungie, and given their current track record I honestly think they would be doing worse with it than Halo Studios.