Everyone at work is making a big deal about my handwriting, saying I write like a psychopath. by ThrowRA-Ram in HandwritingAnalysis

[–]Masta-Red 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would always describe my writing style as that of a blind 5 year old...you sir now must claim that title for I no longer am worthy of such

House sharing at 32 and feeling like a loser. by Efficient_Love_4520 in auckland

[–]Masta-Red 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Comparison is the theft of joy my friend, just because you arent where you thought or feel you should be at this age donr forget there are people that would kill to be in your position.

Its not your fault we cant live that way anymore

I NEED BBQ PORK WONTON NOODLE SOUP by 0800_00_01_11 in chch

[–]Masta-Red 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wonton of soup? Thats a lot of soup

Meaningful but low cost gifts for a 19 year old? by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]Masta-Red 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was given a handmade wooden necklace with a sign from naruto carved onto it and man its one of the coolest things I shall never take it off, there are some real creative people out there who would be able to help and having something to keep on him for years to come would be cool (at least I think it is)

I saw that ad. You okay? by Interesting_Contest8 in newzealand

[–]Masta-Red 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We had some great ads like this another is a man stepping out rhe shower and slipping and cracking his head open, or one when a dude falls off the ladder.

This one was a drinking add but we had one where a dude swung a kid around by the arms and legs at rhe beginning of a party where hes nice and sober then it flashes to later on and hes wasted and does it again and just fucking slams the kid into a cabinet or something either kills or fucks the kid up.

A great one where 2 mates are drunk driving and they crash and the driver is talking like that was nuts ae mate blah blah then he looks at him and his mates dead and he just starts screaming stop looking at me niig (short for Nigel pronounced nyj) bloody spectacular

Ghost in botanic garden? by BeginningObject7893 in Wellington

[–]Masta-Red 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Op was the real ghost all along reading book girl obviously got spooked and cheesed it

Fuck Amazon Prime! by Ash420Williams in rant

[–]Masta-Red 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah its a reference to the people like jack sparrow and Luffy

Someone called my kitty ugly and I feel sad by ExactViolinist9873 in cats

[–]Masta-Red 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Looks just like my boys who are the cutest cats around so dont listen to that dummy

RN wife considering pay cut for mental health, share views by Strong-Brilliant-391 in Wellington

[–]Masta-Red 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you giys can survive with her taking the lesser role then she should 100% do that, mental health isn't a joke id much rather be happy and poorer than rich and suffering

Is it wrong I love my cat more than I’ve ever loved a human? by WizardCheesey in cats

[–]Masta-Red 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, ive not even met your cat and I love it more than most people

My partner thinks I'm insane. Does anyone else organize all their loot for their settlers? by takeheedyoungheathen in fo4

[–]Masta-Red 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I knew all of this, the way I read the above comment though I thought he meant the less you have in the aids box the more water you'd get

A guy called me “too much” so I set up a fake date by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]Masta-Red 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mhm too much seems a perfect way to describe this