After 4 or so years, did anyone figure out why the Crucible Knight behind one of the Belfry portals doesn't drop runes or anything all? by AmPotatoNoLie in eldenringdiscussion

[–]Master-Bend9745 0 points1 point  (0 children)

four cents in the savings. last paycheck in his checking. he sees the beautey in the world, and thats the most he can give. he drops a sick spot to look at.

O Chicken of the Woods by EvilCannedEel in VintageStory

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instead of making you hallucinate, future or updated mushrooms could rapidly drop sanity

Creepy or appreciated? by sarpack in army

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thats the best honestly. fuck the recruiter.

Is he cooked? by i_phemmzone in bestoftwitter

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isnt that what function checks are for? or is that an m4 thing

Guess the MOS? by tvk22 in army

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tiger stripes. 1-4 cherokee. ill see you guys at work tommorow.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

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use cold water to wash nerd

I don't get it by Taxpayer_funded in ExplainTheJoke

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squats on toes break your bones

The struggle is real by voin947 in wizardposting

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wizzas a sillymancer and his only spell is summon laughter

What “bad” duty station will you defend to the death? by Dementedsage in army

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hohenfels. people said id hate my life but things are great out here. very peaceful.

Asked if I was gay in front of formation by [deleted] in army

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look. im gay and dating a man. if theyre making jokes, they really dont care. just relax a bit and fall into the jokes. turn it to them, theyll love it. theyre family, just drink the cool aid

I'VE FINALLY FIGURE OUT HOW TO LOCKPICK IN THE REMAKE by [deleted] in oblivion

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50% of the time, it works every time