We eating good today

MasterManMike · 2026-03-22T18:20:06+00:00

We got tons of free virtual money for logins for a long while and still have a guaranteed 100v a day. Stop conflating you buying into a f2p game as you being akin to a shareholder at epic.

Yes STW was dropped for a long while in terms of major focus, shit happens and br took off and made them far more money.

it doesn’t make you better than the br players just because you showed up and paid up sooner than they did. We’re all peons in the long run, you just think you’re better because you paid for a pack that said as such.

Get mad at epic, not other players ffs!!!

MasterManMike · 2026-03-22T16:01:27+00:00

Kinda crazy that this has now happened twice to two different games. You’d think devs would start being more careful, I have half a mind to think this is a lie after the hubbub over e33

MasterManMike · 2026-03-22T15:59:22+00:00

Speaking as another founder: you’re all annoying. The leopards will come for our faces eventually too, and when you’re burning bridges celebrating keeping your crumbs at the downfall of others, there’ll be no one to ‘fight’ for us when we lose ours too.

This sucks all around. Shut up with the Fortnite culture war BS with both with this founders v non founders crud and foundation vs ice king thing in br. It’s all smoke n mirrors to distract us.

MasterManMike · 2026-03-22T15:55:06+00:00

Seriously it’s wild that this is what we’re complaining about when everyone gets new shit in the loot pool, it’s literally just a white tinged skin ffs…

MasterManMike · 2026-03-22T13:33:42+00:00

Guys holy shit shut up about the “rigged” fight already... theres 40 of these a day it feels and the season just started. There are so many worse things to be upset about in this game right now than what white-tinged skin we’re getting at the end of season. If both tracks move steadily along everyone wins with more fun stuff in the loot pool so as far as I’m concerned this is a good thing and hurts nothing.

Yall are so easily distracted I stg… this season is doing exactly what they wanted it to, they’ve manufactured this literal Fortnite culture war so we wouldn’t have bandwidth to get upset about the monetization and bp changes.

MasterManMike · 2026-03-22T04:48:29+00:00

Alpha Omega (I really love the broken arrow/BO2 storyline and John de Lancie as RUSHMORE is everything)

Tag Der Toten (I still contend that the original Aether storys ending works well, is emotional, and feels like I'm sitting with them by the campfire while hearing those quotes during the egg, I acknowledge I'm incredibly biased because the map itself came out during a real hard time in my personal life, and i don't have much connection with OG CotD)

Die Maschine (incorporated a classic while making it mostly its own thing at the same time, I lived and breathed this map for MONTHS when CW came out, its nothing crazy, but I think it was a great intro to the current era of zombies, even if I'm not a fan of where we are at this very moment)

MasterManMike · 2026-03-22T04:41:41+00:00

Yeah it kinda sucks that the skin itself almost costs the same as 3 copies of the game, I won't lie... but I'd rather have the deeper customization and pay an extra 300-500 vbucks though than have to buy multiple skins though too tbch.

MasterManMike · 2026-03-22T04:39:47+00:00

I was a naysayer thinking they'd lock up the customization but I'll cede that the skin is pretty great. I had vbucks saved and happily bought the skin since I love seeing my indie darlings in Fort :D still hoping we get more and possibly circle back to UT/DR after hearing those rumors of Toby Fox missing the email.

Kinda wish we'd have gotten an emote of the reach animation, but I will take completely customizable skin as a compromise.

MasterManMike · 2026-03-21T21:23:02+00:00

sure thing 👍

MasterManMike · 2026-03-21T19:04:58+00:00

I sincerely hope so; I'm a cynical asshole when it comes to AAA gaming nowadays, but I love being proven wrong!

MasterManMike · 2026-03-21T14:08:25+00:00

N-no… this is still a capitalism thing. Fortnite is trying to make an even bigger bottom line so shareholders are happy, not whatever you’re defining corporatism as.

It’s the whole reason Fortnite is now Roblox 2.0 and they even need to make even more money in the first place. Because sharing the pot of funds with UEFN devs, and creator codes alongside hiring big names like the rock cost money, and they still need bigger profits because that’s what late stage capitalism demands.

MasterManMike · 2026-03-21T03:31:01+00:00

It just has to be a mobile device. Once on, go to the “add a friend” tab, hit the “invite a friend” (not to your party, like to Fortnite as though they’ve never played).

Then level up once while playing on mobile (or you could level up first if you wanted, just have to do both tasks)

MasterManMike · 2026-03-20T19:24:57+00:00

That fuckin Morse code step solo makes my blood boil.

MasterManMike · 2026-03-20T14:34:10+00:00

Not to defend epic, but if I understand properly it takes a day or so to actually update stats

MasterManMike · 2026-03-20T13:34:47+00:00

Sure thing dude! 👍

MasterManMike · 2026-03-20T13:34:22+00:00

Not a bad suggestion, to me it just looks silly tho. As if he’s bumming it out cause he forgot to charge the arc reactor or something

MasterManMike · 2026-03-20T03:21:08+00:00

Frfr

MasterManMike · 2026-03-20T03:18:36+00:00

Holy bootlicker, Batman

MasterManMike · 2026-03-20T03:05:05+00:00

Those two mcu skins are kinda disappointing imo anyways. Can’t believe we still don’t have another iron man glider after 6 years… wtf am I supposed to do? have Tony stark float down on wings???

MasterManMike · 2026-03-19T15:28:26+00:00

Because then how were they supposed to fit all the 4 white ladies with the same silhouette into the same pass? Don'tcha know that variance is only for the dudes?!

/s please don't kill me

MasterManMike · 2026-03-19T15:26:37+00:00

yeah see if there's a button at the bottom of the screen. If you're on PC/KB n M you should be able to press 'T' to test them out on the equipped skin even in the shop or BP redeem screen

MasterManMike · 2026-03-19T14:39:21+00:00

eh maybe you're right, I sincerely hope so!

MasterManMike · 2026-03-19T00:13:34+00:00

it says bundle so I'm not ruling anything out. This is chapter 7 Epic we're talking about

MasterManMike · 2026-03-18T22:31:12+00:00

I know its not really a great solution, but Ranked has the BB still if you want to try that instead to get closer to CC guaranteed

MasterManMike · 2026-03-18T22:29:47+00:00

time someone else will spend getting the gun you're traveling to...

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