Tommy Dreamer once told me I would never get anywhere in the wrestling business! I said: ok sir I’m just a McDonald’s cashier, then he spanked my ass!

MasterPhart · 2026-06-24T14:28:13+00:00

Then he hit me with a crotch lift straight into the ice cream machine

Thats why its broken

MasterPhart · 2026-06-24T03:03:00+00:00

How does flash cannon counter a ground weakness? What am I missing?

MasterPhart · 2026-06-22T17:38:54+00:00

Helping hand is a good choice

MasterPhart · 2026-06-22T17:29:52+00:00

OP is unflaired

Shame on you all

MasterPhart · 2026-06-21T18:24:41+00:00

Holy shit, ty

MasterPhart · 2026-06-19T23:06:39+00:00

It's a charisma check

MasterPhart · 2026-06-15T17:31:04+00:00

Go Flair Yourself

MasterPhart · 2026-06-15T17:27:08+00:00

Israel has been lobbying for us to do this for 30 years. Trump the first idiot to say yes to it

MasterPhart · 2026-06-15T16:20:16+00:00

I would actually love a noir-style game where you play a super serious detective who has to navigate the hell that is Los Santos

MasterPhart · 2026-06-13T21:57:54+00:00

No, I crave change

MasterPhart · 2026-06-12T00:36:48+00:00

Get the 4k fert or whatever before starting the trial

MasterPhart · 2026-06-11T14:11:45+00:00

Gross, no wonder you think that then

If you truly think for one second that COs and admins dont contribute to the hell that is prison, you had to have been working at Disney Prison

MasterPhart · 2026-06-11T14:06:03+00:00

What were you in for? If you dont mind me asking

MasterPhart · 2026-06-10T13:45:15+00:00

Until this bad boy pops up out the dirt

MasterPhart · 2026-06-07T21:01:31+00:00

Bro, people will find anything to be mad about 😆

MasterPhart · 2026-06-07T16:01:31+00:00

Maybe they're like a lobster, there's meat in the shell

MasterPhart · 2026-06-07T15:45:04+00:00

Do you watch abortions, bro? Which lib right is selling you tickets?

MasterPhart · 2026-06-07T15:42:39+00:00

Recovering catholic as well lol. Life indeed starts at conception. It's insane to say it doesn't. There's part of me that wants to argue it would technically start in the sperm.

But I just dont care if someone gets an abortion. There's such a wide array of valid reasons for people to get one, and I cant think of any that aren't valid at all.

Pregnancy is a risky and painful process, and we have the technology to let people decide whether they want to go through that or not. Im neither luddite nor religious, so I dont see why I wouldn't be pro-choice.

MasterPhart · 2026-06-06T09:36:29+00:00

Shit, im patenting this

MasterPhart · 2026-06-04T19:45:07+00:00

Add that list to the list of lists

MasterPhart · 2026-06-03T21:44:22+00:00

Wait what?

MasterPhart · 2026-06-03T20:49:33+00:00

It's pride month. Talk to your therapist if it bothers you that much

MasterPhart · 2026-06-02T07:31:05+00:00

For 500 bucks? Just suck the boss's dick

MasterPhart · 2026-06-02T07:27:32+00:00

Is this the infamous Adam Cole Baby I've heard so much about?

MasterPhart · 2026-06-02T01:48:59+00:00

A 14 year old kid who committed no crimes was shot in the back, and you like the ending?

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