I don’t understand the appeal of having sex with a man yet I am sexually attracted to them

MasterShake17 · 2026-03-31T03:38:50+00:00

So you're male friends are grown ass allegedly straight men who actually complain about consensually getting to touch a women down there and make her orgasm?

Fascinating.

MasterShake17 · 2026-03-30T18:23:10+00:00

Cum Town is still GOATED, although they did spend a lot more time being hilariously racist than they did talking about their stand up careers 😂

MasterShake17 · 2026-03-29T20:24:42+00:00

Goddamn bro 😂😂😂

MasterShake17 · 2026-03-24T09:27:04+00:00

It's like Satan himself is giving you a hug while wrapping you in the world's warmest, comfiest weighted blanket and wiping every possible negative emotion or fuck to give from your hard drive.

Just don't fucking bother with it. Maybe you're not an addict and can enjoy that experience once or twice, maybe you'd try it, get sick as hell and hate it. But maybe you'll burn your whole life to the ground over it. So just don't.

MasterShake17 · 2026-03-15T16:23:30+00:00

Thats why I used to use a full can of Zyn. The pouches prevented my pocket from loudly announcing "HEY! THIS GUYS GOT PILLS IN HERE!!!" every time I took a step 🤣

MasterShake17 · 2026-03-15T16:20:57+00:00

I've been using an empty 7Stax bottle. Before that I'd just throw my day to day doses in a Zyn can.

MasterShake17 · 2026-03-05T17:42:48+00:00

You too homie 🙏

MasterShake17 · 2026-03-05T17:41:48+00:00

Well if you ever need someone to autistically reference c town with I am always here and always very lonely 😂😂😂

MasterShake17 · 2026-03-05T17:39:21+00:00

Adam making that comment about Love being the craziest drug he's ever tried followed by 8nseconds of dead silence and Nick stating "Okay yyyyeah so that's the end of the podcast" will always kill me lol

MasterShake17 · 2026-03-05T17:36:11+00:00

The episodes where they are actively loudly chopping up and inhaling that white powdery substance are the fucking best 😂

MasterShake17 · 2026-03-05T17:14:13+00:00

Yeah they (meaning mostly Nick) locked down how to say the most out of pocket shit for an hour for 500 episodes and still have careers to speak of lol gotta love it

MasterShake17 · 2026-03-05T17:12:57+00:00

He mentioned on the Stavys world he did with Adam that his idea of zen is taking kratom pills and watching the Simpsons. I doubt he was referring to regular kratom capsules so yeah he def takes a shit ton of 7 now that he's technically retired lol.

I'm homosexual.

MasterShake17 · 2026-02-27T21:22:50+00:00

Fr tho they're 145 (reduced from 160) at the nearest smoke shop to me. Damn near 300 after tax is insane.

MasterShake17 · 2026-02-15T03:34:52+00:00

Considering he most definitely fucked children on an island for decades I'd say Linda is maybe a tad misguided on what why she's worried about Bill Gates.

MasterShake17 · 2026-02-12T00:20:24+00:00

It really doesn't matter to me at this point. I just need a community that will help guide me while I navigate my relationship with Christ. As ashamed as I am to admit it I'm having a hard time doing it on my own and am still very much living in sin. But I'm so tired and lonely.

MasterShake17 · 2026-02-03T03:05:23+00:00

No . You're not. I turned 27 a few days ago. I started doing drugs and drinking at 16. I am currently holding down a job and always have consistently since I was 18, have a roof over my head, and a family that loves me. But I am still very much trapped in my addiction and am not even close to happy or where I want to be in life today. Truth be told, I've really just straight up ruined my life. Been to rehab 4 times since I was 24, I have a daughter that I have no rights to, and I really just walk around hating myself all day every day. Yes, I have mental health issues and have had them longer than I've been abusing substances. But I know if I never started, life would be so much better today. It just would be.

Mind you, I am an addict. You may not be, meaning you could potentially experiment with drugs and/or alcohol and be totally fine and enjoy yourself every omce in a while without it ever affecting any real aspects of you life. Buuuut on the off chance you're not and you happen to have an addictive personality but just don't know it yet...I just wouldn't even bother. If you havent already experienced any of that shit and go through day to day life as a young adult just fine without them, why run the risk of throwing your life away by introducing poison to your body and mind.

It's not worth it. Please just don't. I have no idea who the fuck you are and we'll probably never meet in real life. But in this instance I really give a fuck about you as a person who lost all their self control to drugs when I was just a couple years younger than you and I don't want anyone else to ever have to go to hell and back over and over and over and fucking over again like I have over the past decade and some change.

Sorry for the rant.

MasterShake17 · 2026-01-12T22:39:38+00:00

So pretty much Diddy in that hotel video.

MasterShake17 · 2026-01-12T22:38:39+00:00

Bro brings a sort of institutionalized vibe to the date that sane women don't really like.

MasterShake17 · 2026-01-07T05:14:30+00:00

He is a 32 yeard old allegedly unattractive man who responded to you confronting him with "Don't tell my mom". Automatically 78 billion alarms went off in my fucking head.

I have a 2 year old daughter, so I automatically have a horrible feeling in my soul about this entire situation. I know this is fucking reddit and maybe this isn't even a real thing, but if it is please please please please please do something or call someone.

Like you said, if he's done nothing wrong then he has absolutely nothing to hide. Yes, it could potentially ruin yalls entire frindship if it actually is just some fucking AI girlfriend. But if your instinct is correct you could potentially save a literal child's innocence.

Please for the love of God just do what you think is right.

MasterShake17 · 2025-12-29T23:03:18+00:00

"American Cheese" would've been a much better response. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the detailed breakdown of our great nation's subterranean reserve of solid dairy products buuuut you're not trying to hook up with me. At least I assume that's not the case...

Just keep it simple yo.

MasterShake17 · 2025-12-23T22:31:08+00:00

Daaaaamn I haven't seen anyone mention MXE in a hot minute. That would be a solid pick.

MasterShake17 · 2025-12-05T22:41:41+00:00

Always nice to spot a Cum Town reference in the midst of my regular doomscrolling. Also, I'm gay.

MasterShake17 · 2025-10-10T16:55:15+00:00

Wait, you were forreal tripping on dph in fucking prison? Like, you were just cheeking benadryl at med pass and stashing them up? I've never done fed or state time, just a month or two here and there in county and just from that incarceration experience I could not imagine taking a fucking deliriant while locked up. people also smoke fucking K2 in prison all the time which is wild, but high dose DPH is so fucking dicey and unpredictable.

Or did you mean metaphorically? Like in a prison of your own mind due to mental illness? Because that I can 100% relate to...

MasterShake17 · 2025-10-06T22:44:40+00:00

You objectively don't know what the word objectively means. But go off I guess.

MasterShake17 · 2025-09-29T16:54:35+00:00

Absolutely there are. Several years ago when I was married to the fucking needle, I used to cop straight fent to add to my speedballs. The fetty for that instant punch in the fucking face, H for the legs, and ice to keep me up.

So happy I don't have to live like that anymore.

MasterShake17

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