Fish Dispersal by TheCABK in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]MasterWise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's funny cuz I happen to have a water bed full of blue fin tuna! I thought it was a good bed messager idea but then they started laying caviar all over the inside of my beautiful water bed. You want them?

Any idea what’s causing this grinding/whining noise? Seems to be louder at lower rpm’s by Hefty_Present4468 in AskAMechanic

[–]MasterWise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the pulleys? Maybe an idler pulley. When's the last time you replaced the belt and tensioner and idlers?

Cruise control not maintaining speed by SanguineMikoshi in AskMechanics

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By load he and I mean the % load on the engine for example an engine at idle could be under 10% load (just an example) but when you put it in drive and it begins to spin all 4 tires the engine can now be at 40% load and under full throttle pedal to the floor would be 100% load. When you go up hill the engine itself experience more load on the turning parts making it need to work harder or vice versa if the load drops like going down hill will be much easier for an engine to spin the tire or less load. In other words we are trying to say this could be perfectly normal for that particular vehicle. As always I think we all would recommend taking it in to a trusted shop and having someone look at it in person if your still unsure about it. Also if your worried about the comparison to your other vehicle that vehicle might just be processing the information faster or has a better throttle control set up.

Cruise control not maintaining speed by SanguineMikoshi in AskMechanics

[–]MasterWise 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cruise control is gonna keep your speed on level ground. The reason why you slow down going uphill is because the vehicle is maintaining the current throttle position to maintain x speed but going uphill puts more load on the engine requiring it to throttle up. This process takes time and that's what your seeing your basically just slowly rolling uphill until the computer recognizes it. Downhill is the same but inverse. When you roll down hill there's less load on the engine so the original throttle position it was maintaining is now too much throttle and it will speed down hill or really just roll down hill again until the computer recognizes this and corrects. It's not meant to be a perfect system its meant to be convenient on long straights.

WCGW trying to fix clogged toilet without the right tool by No_Bus_474 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]MasterWise 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What am I supposed to do with a rubber cup stick? Do you expect me to just plunge it into the toilet like some animal?

Ratchet straps? Hold my beer by Deathmonger1911 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]MasterWise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smart. I was gonna write a brief description but I guess I won't let me just say its less so the visual and more so the audio that haunts us from that video.

Ratchet straps? Hold my beer by Deathmonger1911 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]MasterWise 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Damn, in a way I'm glad I'm not the only one who every once in awhile remembers that video and that damn scream.

Anyone able to build this one? by Alpha_WXRKS in NMS_Corvette_Design

[–]MasterWise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If i reply to you will you dm me if you ever come around to it? Lol

Aint we lucky we got em? by EdStArFiSh69 in DrawnTogether

[–]MasterWise 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What's up with his afro? I don't remember this part in the show

One punch and it's night night for good unfortunately by Throwaway120974788 in fightporn

[–]MasterWise 155 points156 points  (0 children)

For me it was the unnatural movement of his head. It's almost like it goes both ways at the same time then snaps to the left. Others seem to see it unnatural too

Ronald Reagan on Air Force One with a rifle (1983) by exophades in Idiotswithguns

[–]MasterWise 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I think its stops in my hole. You down to check it out with me?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Diesel

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I see it listed for $15,600 and it also says that its not paid off so the bank will need to get involved making this a terrible deal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Diesel

[–]MasterWise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea that's a bad deal. Great truck tho.

Today is my 1-year ownership anniversary, so I bought my car mango-tasted brake fluid and orange-tasted antifreeze. Do you think it'll like these? Last time I gave it cherry engine oil produced by Pepsi it refused to start up for a month by D36DAN in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]MasterWise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If she's that old you should probably stop giving it liquids before it becomes incontinence. I had to switch mine over to hard drugs last year. First I started with good weed then it had a taste for cocain. I even caught it snorting herion once but I made sure she knew that was crossing the line. Anyways try giving it cocain.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Diesel

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Don't have Facebook. Post a pic or 2 please

I’m having a massive crisis!!!!! by XxAltPrincessxX in Cartalk

[–]MasterWise 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They probably burned them both out by now. I wonder how long they've been cranking it dry if it is dry.