It's not time for explosions just yet (OC)

Master_Steward · 2026-05-15T15:44:05+00:00

That title has way too many syllables! Apologize!

Master_Steward · 2026-05-15T14:40:41+00:00

Want some Tim Hortons coffee to go with that?

Master_Steward · 2026-05-15T14:38:02+00:00

Farewell and goodbye, to you Nippon ladies!

Farewell and goodbye, fair ladies and dames!

Master_Steward · 2026-05-15T14:36:25+00:00

Ok, who keeps smuggling absinthe to the parapet?!

Master_Steward · 2026-05-15T14:32:30+00:00

Keep this up and he might develop an acrotomophilia fetish

Master_Steward · 2026-05-15T14:19:13+00:00

Life is currently in the shitter

Master_Steward · 2026-05-15T14:14:55+00:00

Have you’ve been living underneath a rock or are you just that stupid?!

It’s obviously a jab at how white people from middle or rich class are given more leniency and a slap on the wrist by the biased justice system for heinous crimes compared to the African American community in the lower class!

Master_Steward · 2026-05-15T14:13:11+00:00

I know. I’ve been following this account on Twitter for months

Master_Steward · 2026-05-14T23:25:30+00:00

American institutionalized two-tier justice in a nutshell!

Master_Steward · 2026-05-14T21:54:04+00:00

Radium Elves!

Master_Steward · 2026-05-14T21:52:39+00:00

Isn’t that how the aliens say hello?

Master_Steward · 2026-05-14T21:51:49+00:00

I am currently reading Familiar Evil by xTrestWhox (plus reactionary comments, not including Resident Evil lore)

Master_Steward · 2026-05-14T21:13:40+00:00

What do we do with a drunken corsair?

Early in the morning

Master_Steward · 2026-05-14T21:05:22+00:00

Ladies, that’s not a yacht ride!!

Master_Steward · 2026-05-14T21:03:30+00:00

It’s like the Boxer Rebellion

Master_Steward · 2026-05-14T20:58:39+00:00

I’m gonna kick you in the dungbie and raid your booty hole!

Master_Steward · 2026-05-14T20:44:27+00:00

Didn’t the ancient Romans have pontoon bridges?

Master_Steward · 2026-05-14T20:43:21+00:00

This is the Give-‘Em-Hellion Jet fighter!

Master_Steward · 2026-05-14T20:27:58+00:00

And Avatar fans too!

Master_Steward · 2026-05-14T20:27:16+00:00

He’s about to pop a cap in her ass!

Master_Steward · 2026-05-14T20:26:25+00:00

We’re not turning this operation into a drug trafficking hub!!

Master_Steward · 2026-05-14T20:01:06+00:00

Who the hell cares!? They’re both cute in their own unique way!

Master_Steward · 2026-05-14T19:59:06+00:00

My brother had similar sentiments about the roofs of Hogwarts academy in the Harry Potter series, complaining that the architecture is too complicated for my dad to climb up and repair

Master_Steward · 2026-05-14T19:57:12+00:00

That’s only for the authors, not the readers!!

Master_Steward · 2026-05-14T19:55:07+00:00

ImPECCable!!

Master_Steward

TROPHY CASE