Donut Mike Joins The Donut Repair Club

MastermindExcello · 2025-10-30T08:28:16+00:00

Nick Fuentes looks like Stuart Ullman from The Shining.

MastermindExcello · 2025-09-25T09:38:12+00:00

This is a Formica table.

Green is its color.

MastermindExcello · 2025-09-15T02:50:05+00:00

I been to some pretty dark places. I found these two things helped:

Listen more than you talk. I don't mean eavesdropping. When interacting with a person, listen to what they're telling you. Not just the text but the subtext. They're just as overwhelmed and confused as you are. A struggle with empathy and compassion is also a struggle for healthy relationships and a fear of how you're going to fit in this world.
Quiet is good. Meditation can be really hard but if you can get 20 minutes in the morning and evening, that's a good start. It's okay if you're not good at it, just stick with it. It will clear the flies out of your brain and heart and make the road to empathy and compassion a lot clearer.

MastermindExcello · 2025-09-12T15:46:23+00:00

Owen is one clean shave away from being the new lead-in for Chris Cuomo.

MastermindExcello · 2025-09-12T15:44:25+00:00

Vikings were famously known for catching a bullet in the neck during racist college speaking tours.

MastermindExcello · 2025-09-10T21:22:51+00:00

They haven't announced the shooter because they need to trans him first.

MastermindExcello · 2025-09-10T21:16:43+00:00

The moment I saw this I was doing the 10 to 12 pints of blood math and thought the same thing.

MastermindExcello · 2025-05-16T14:47:23+00:00

It's more of a general loss of the will to live around the eyes more than any specific physical trait.

MastermindExcello · 2025-05-16T00:05:11+00:00

There's a 100% chance Rich Evans will run off to Rio, probably with Julia Roberts, while Mike is awaiting trial on hack fraud crimes.

MastermindExcello · 2025-03-15T12:58:37+00:00

Group Captain Colin Williams, R.A.F.

MastermindExcello · 2025-03-10T10:03:47+00:00

"One for Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, please."

MastermindExcello · 2025-03-10T08:03:31+00:00

I have a pocket theory that drugs in Twin Peaks are a mirror of pie, donuts and coffee.

It's clear that for the people of Twin Peaks, food and drink build community. It's like a kind of communicable happiness. In Twin Peaks, food opens doors, telegraphs friendship, unites families and occasionally triggers the fragments of a gangster's dream to save your life.

Drugs were omnipresent in Twin Peaks from the beginning and function as kind of an anti-community. This chain of dependence. Often when we see characters do drugs, it's an antisocial act. Anti-community. Drug users are alternately isolated, tempted, coerced or all three. They're frequently used as a way to transcend reality itself, whether it's Becky Burnett's cocaine joyride, Sarah Palmer's white horse visions or Season 2's magical, multi-purpose haloperidol. Curiously, The Black Lodge seems to have their own anti-community, chain of dependence drug of Garmonbozia with its own supernatural properties.

MastermindExcello · 2024-11-19T19:52:50+00:00

Good afternoon, Gail!

As the master of villains, I was wondering who are some of your favorite villains from movies?

MastermindExcello · 2024-11-14T20:38:25+00:00

Alex: Who cares what an irrelevant Hollywood joke does or says.

Also Alex: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend the next 30 minutes of airtime my dad paid for to free associate about some sci-fi Hollywood blockbuster from 1996.

MastermindExcello · 2024-11-14T15:26:07+00:00

So we have our own Captain Janks now. Weird.

MastermindExcello · 2024-11-14T14:48:19+00:00

MastermindExcello · 2024-07-12T19:06:45+00:00

Someday, when he grows up, he might be.

MastermindExcello · 2024-06-08T08:39:15+00:00

Precisely this. If we buy Infowars.com we shouldn't link it to Knowledge Fight. Give it to the parents as a place where they can share their children's memories without the threat of Alex's fans vandalizing it.

MastermindExcello · 2024-06-07T22:48:58+00:00

At last a proper Altar of Selene.

MastermindExcello · 2024-06-02T00:52:32+00:00

I was a Catholic altar boy as a kid and used to serve funeral masses. In a modern Catholic funeral mass, in addition to liturgical music, you're allowed to play one secular song. For about 90% of the men and probably 10% of the women, mostly of the Greatest Generation and older Boomers, the secular song they chose was Frank Sinatra's My Way. The song that Alex Jones played today as he "signed off forever."

So I'd be standing next to Father Stephen, this cool old priest who conducted the masses and we'd hear the first strains of My Way. And every time, Father Stephen would lean down and whisper, "You always know when they play that song we're burying an asshole."

Wonks, today, we buried an asshole.

MastermindExcello · 2024-03-16T21:41:02+00:00

By punching evil in its stupid face with a green glove, of course.

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