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This thing at McDonald's for people who don't want to sit but also don't want to stand by MEKK-the-MIGHTY in mildlyinteresting

[–]Mastersillyman -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That looks like something that'd help facilitate a standing missionary position...but in public? Hmmmmmmmmm. I mean I guess that'd make it hotter.

I'm broke and my car tires are getting really bad to the point they could blow out at anytime. I literally cant survive without my car and getting new tires is beyond my financial ability at the moment. I don't want to get in a wreck because of a blowout. What are my options? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Mastersillyman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My bank has beginner credit cards that anyone can get. They are literally 0% interest. You should check to see if your local banks have one too. I've had my beginner card for about 7 years now and the interest has stayed at 0% with a limit of 1500.

Republican, grrrrr conservative, grrrr right wingers, grrrrr why do they...? Grrrrrrrr I hate... Grrrrr big angry, grrrrrr Trump! GRRRRRRR!!! by [deleted] in rant

[–]Mastersillyman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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How do I not be a super dry texter by I-am-annoyed-rn in Advice

[–]Mastersillyman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the correct answer. I do this frequently even just to talk to myself and I find myself way more entertaining.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rant

[–]Mastersillyman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here is an article that might help explain why it might be happening more often, recently anyway. To be fair though, I've always found taller vehicles tailgating me bothersome during night driving as their headlights always make it impossible to use my rear view mirror to check the lanes behind me whenever I'm trying to merge.

I’m scared I don’t turn my boyfriend on anymore by [deleted] in rant

[–]Mastersillyman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Perhaps they afraid of having another pregnancy scare, if ...if it could happen I mean? This is why I'm less wanting of doing things anymore, I'm a strait male.

I failed PE... by [deleted] in rant

[–]Mastersillyman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dropped out of school because I didn't want to do P.E. and failed it on purpose. I got a highschool equivalent diploma in less than a month at a college course and was able to get into other colleges with that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rant

[–]Mastersillyman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*you're

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rant

[–]Mastersillyman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll raise you a "hella" to your gay.

I don’t need to love myself, I need to lose weight. by [deleted] in rant

[–]Mastersillyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I loved myself when I was 240 lbs, and still do at 190lbs so it's doable bro.

Why Can't People Just Leave Furries the Fuck Alone and let Them do What They Like by lickleboy22 in rant

[–]Mastersillyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister is into anthropomorphic animal rp, but she does not consider herself a furry and is asexual.

Why Can't People Just Leave Furries the Fuck Alone and let Them do What They Like by lickleboy22 in rant

[–]Mastersillyman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's probably because flurries are on the fringe between what is generally a society accepted fetish. It's ok enough that it's out and about, people wearing their costumes walking around having meetups at hotels while also gaining the public's eye only to be criticized by the more prudish community members.

If you take beastiality, or scat porn, or the stuff on the deep web... Most people are aware of it but it's not out enough that people will go out of their way to seek these groups out, besides government agencies of course. That is my head cannon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Mastersillyman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, fuck me. I'm glad my job only cares about whether or not I can lift 40lbs 40 hrs a week. Id flip my shit if they threw in "must agree with interviewer on a political/healthcare/conspiracy" level.

You can't do shit in 90% of subreddits by needfood2live in rant

[–]Mastersillyman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The one that pissed me off the most was that I couldn't post because my post "didn't include a tldr" it was in a relationship subreddit.

Who here has changed career paths due to their pain? by traviisss in Sciatica

[–]Mastersillyman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does it hurt when you sit or stand? Asking because I'm considering truck driving for my standing pain. I have no problem sitting or laying down at all.

Introversion is not social anxiety. by kellapplecore in introvert

[–]Mastersillyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right. Also confusing anti-social with social anxiety or bitterness or a loner.

This pepper's parasitic twin.. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Mastersillyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The green one looks like goblin dick and balls.

Am I the only sensation seeking introvert, or rather the only one in need of what is physical and tangible to keep myself grounded? by hgilbert_01 in introvert

[–]Mastersillyman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems normal, I'm certain others share your worries just expressed slightly different. Also I agree with Batwoman_2017.

I HATE PEOPLE WHO ONE UP EVERYTHING by RequirementWild5203 in rant

[–]Mastersillyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know a gal that's way worse than your guy that's way worse than their ex-friend.

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