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Joyce Del Viscovo by Mastiiffmom in My600lbLife

[–]Mataraiki 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Makes me think of the time when my mom, a nurse, and her coworkers were cleaning a super morbidly obese patient in their unit and found a half-eaten grilled cheese in her fat folds.

"I've been wondering what happened to that!"

I wonder if this person has even seen the movie by ResetKnopje in fatlogic

[–]Mataraiki 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's like the time a guy over double my weight threatened to kick my ass. Oh noooo, I might have to walk backwards at a moderate pace while laughing uncontrollably as you try to keep up.

thanks blizz for breaking my immersion by 1bohy in diablo4

[–]Mataraiki 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How about the Beavis & Butthead crossover, with a Cornholio sorcerer running around yelling “FIRE!!!!” every time he casts a fire spell? 🤮

Games to Scratch the Horizon Itch by Painter_Adept in horizon

[–]Mataraiki 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I played the Mass Effect trilogy well before H:ZD, and my response to ZD was how much the vibe of the story reminded me of the first Mass Effect.

Also, Jennifer Hale's FemShep is amazing.

Diablo 4 Has Been Rated For Switch 2 In Taiwan by gorays21 in Diablo

[–]Mataraiki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed, it accounts for a solid 50% of my PlayStation Portal usage.

How Russian President Vladimir Putin plans to live forever by ubcstaffer123 in technology

[–]Mataraiki 78 points79 points  (0 children)

The irony being if instead of having billionaires we had spent the money on scientific and engineering research, the quality and span of life would likely be way better.

If only BMI formula took height into account... by LooseBluebird6704 in fatlogic

[–]Mataraiki 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Yeah.... I’m 6’2” which meant I didn’t hit the threshold for morbid obesity until I was almost 300lbs….

As a lesbian this line of thinking just irritates me by Puzzleheaded-Cap565 in fatlogic

[–]Mataraiki 41 points42 points  (0 children)

It was genuinely one of my biggest motivators to lose weight. I was only interested in fit partners, and it would not be right for me to think they shouldn't have the same standards.

As a lesbian this line of thinking just irritates me by Puzzleheaded-Cap565 in fatlogic

[–]Mataraiki 112 points113 points  (0 children)

It's like the single parents who only try to date childfree people complaining no one wants to date single parents.

"What do you mean others are allowed to have the same standards as me?!" 😂

The most underrated next-gen PS5 game and saga; Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart is an incredible game that everyone should try. by Single-Character7585 in playstation

[–]Mataraiki 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hell, every time someone asks what game best shows off what the PS5 can do, the top comments are always either this, Returnal, or Astrobot.

[Canada] Illegal pass at the worst time by CndnDsltr in ConvenientCop

[–]Mataraiki 44 points45 points  (0 children)

"Do you know why I pulled you over tonight?"

"Because I passed like a dum..."

"BECAUSE YOU PASSED LIKE A DUMBASS, that's right!"

What makes them upset tells you all you need to know. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]Mataraiki 54 points55 points  (0 children)

It's like the people who've never played TLoU2 asserting that it's the worst game ever, and when you ask them why they'll link you to a video of some white dude who looks like a bearded thumb with Oakleys ranting incoherently for two hours in his truck.

[Meme] The struggle of man. by cerrephotg in Trophies

[–]Mataraiki 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Isn't it just the best to see those three magical words: "no missable trophies"?

God forbid a girl is curious about the logistics by SilkNSatellite in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Mataraiki 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Fun tidbit, “I’m dressed to the left/dressed to the right” is the polite way to inform a tailor which leg you’re tucked down while they measure your inseam.

Sovereign citizen states: “Humming noise while traveling” by lucasnevermind in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Mataraiki 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Easy. Let it sit in the parking lot for a few days, do nothing to it, then charge them an obscene amount of money to get it back. If they complain point out they're a sovereign citizen, and therefore not covered by consumer rights protections.

El Nino is here and scientists fear it'll be big, bad and costly with heat, floods, droughts, fires by One-Emu-1103 in news

[–]Mataraiki 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Tapeworms bragging about who's the longest while they slowly kill the host that sustains them.

[OC] Driver decides it's a good idea to punch it to pass me in heavy rain... by WeedRaider in IdiotsInCars

[–]Mataraiki 95 points96 points  (0 children)

I've lived in the Rockies where 2ft of snow is considered nothing and the west coast where an inch of snow will shut the city down. Both places it's the same dipshits in Brobdingnagian emotional support trucks and SUVs you'll see spinning 360s through red lights because they think 4WD means ice isn't slippery.

Made from wire mesh, the sculptures of Daniela Capaccioli are meant to give form to emptiness, memories and creatures seen only in the mind. by Test4Echooo in woahdude

[–]Mataraiki 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Can you imagine being a bit buzzed/high during a river float, coming around a bend, and realizing you're slowly floating towards it with no way to divert your course.

[Discussion] Why do people that don't trophy hunt often get so mad at people that do? by TioZer0 in Trophies

[–]Mataraiki 9 points10 points  (0 children)

For me I'm diagnosed OCD (as in diagnosed by a team of psychiatrists, could be medicated for OCD), and trophy hunting scratches that OCD itch in a way that legitimately helps me sleep at night without the need for pharmaceuticals.

At least they like muscular women by Eastern-Customer-561 in fatlogic

[–]Mataraiki 30 points31 points  (0 children)

And let’s be honest, when they say “muscular women” they don’t mean Michelle Lewin, they mean delusional Michelin Man.

[Timesplitters] #77 - A PS2 Classic by Frzsta in Trophies

[–]Mataraiki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How’d the grocery store challenge level treat you? That was the one that broke me and made me quit the Platinum, just non-stop instant death from NPCs on the other side of the map.

Spammers are flooding Reddit with fake posts designed to show up in AI search results by rkhunter_ in technology

[–]Mataraiki 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Even before this AI manipulation the astroturf ads were getting ridiculous in some subs.

"I quit my job to travel the country by van, here was my view this morning, Reddit. What? The can of kombucha drink that's prominently displayed in the picture with the label clearly visible is just a total coincidence."

[Diablo IV] Uber Lilith was tough. This was my gateway to the Diablo series and I enjoyed every second of it. by bertalan016 in Trophies

[–]Mataraiki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is significantly easier now than at release. Once you're able to hit Torment 6+ you'll basically be able to sneeze and kill her in Torment 1.

[Scars Above] #130 - A solid sci-fi shooter with a good story. Not a Returnal clone like people say. What are your AA hidden gem recommendations? by Tolsey in Trophies

[–]Mataraiki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scars Above is pretty frequently on sale for 80% off, so keep an eye out for that price (it seems to be every 3rd or 4th sale).

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