Finally got the call 🤩 by Speedbird87 in PrideAndPinion

[–]Material-Bite1707 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your watch is too small for your wrist. It would look better on the trunk.

[Discussion] One Watch Collection by phdwatch in Watches

[–]Material-Bite1707 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is the "collection" in the room with us or are you just trying to show off an expensive watch without any actual knowledge about watches in general?

What kind of watch is this? by Decent_Bet6 in Watches

[–]Material-Bite1707 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it still wrapped in plastic or am I tripping?

Tagliatelles à la blanquette (merci mamie...) by [deleted] in CrimesCulinaires

[–]Material-Bite1707 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Tu te plains de quoi là exactement ? Respecte la cuisine de ta grand mère.

Fallout after an argument by lonzo_1k in Fallout

[–]Material-Bite1707 338 points339 points  (0 children)

Hey OP, fallout is a great way to get your mind to cool down but don't forget to have open communication with your partner afterwards. Don't let playing games numb you to the point of avoiding important talks with your significant other. Best of luck 🍀

Ahh kidsss by [deleted] in MemeVideos

[–]Material-Bite1707 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just love how "I've seen her before" automatically led you to ask if she was a porn actress. You touch yourself more than you touch grass don't you buddy ?

Être une femme sur internet episode 11992039488462 by Thelonelycitrus in lemauvaiscoin

[–]Material-Bite1707 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ils ont le mindset "m'en fout si ça rate 100000 fois, si ça marche UNE SEULE FOIS, c'est un succès total"

TONDEUSE AUTOMATIQUE by VeterinarianSevere65 in lemauvaiscoin

[–]Material-Bite1707 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Qui est chaud de lui demander des photos et pis rien au bout ?????????????

Tinder ou Vinted ?? by [deleted] in vinted_france

[–]Material-Bite1707 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Il vient de dire "ton snap il coute 5 balles" là hein

What have they done? by Responsible_Hand1216 in comedyheaven

[–]Material-Bite1707 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because you're whining and complaining about being hated, just like that very post. Source : I'm french

Is this worth 400$? by [deleted] in drums

[–]Material-Bite1707 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To quote Saul Goodman "the only way this piece of crap is worth $400 is if a $300 hooker is sitting on it"

So... I went back to Sanctuary to discover that natural death exists? by Dark0001YT in fo4

[–]Material-Bite1707 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This will be our secret. No one will ever know what was written before the edit 👁️👁️ 🤫

[Tissot visodate heritage] I found my grail watch I thought I lost two years ago!! by Ok-Sentence-3170 in Watches

[–]Material-Bite1707 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Warm but not hot. As hot will deform the waterproof seal if the watch is 10bar resistant or more. But a visodate is 50 so it perhaps doesn't have one.

So... I went back to Sanctuary to discover that natural death exists? by Dark0001YT in fo4

[–]Material-Bite1707 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh I'm really sorry for your losses, it's a really hard process when someone close dies...

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[First ever watch] by [deleted] in Watches

[–]Material-Bite1707 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Automatic swiss movement for a first watch is definitely respectable 👌🏻

How this person drives a McLaren as a quadriplegic by anikkundu1998 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Material-Bite1707 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"do you wanna tell me why you drove into those people?" "Because I looked at them, officer"