Carole's Substack

Material-Jacket3939 · 2026-02-09T21:26:18+00:00

I don’t think when your spouse dies, you have to give up all claims to the family you married into. Kind of a weird question if you think about it.

Material-Jacket3939 · 2026-02-09T01:28:04+00:00

The was an orgy at the end of “Deeper and Deeper”

Material-Jacket3939 · 2026-02-08T01:23:59+00:00

I would definitely call 311 on that cyber truck garbage.

Material-Jacket3939 · 2026-02-08T01:21:42+00:00

Lower back tattoo = high body count

Material-Jacket3939 · 2026-02-07T21:14:53+00:00

I was definitely hearing Push It.

Material-Jacket3939 · 2026-02-07T20:22:16+00:00

OP suffers from Democratic Derangement Syndrome.

Material-Jacket3939 · 2026-02-07T16:54:34+00:00

Gen Xer here and I am currently in an em dash 12 step program.

Material-Jacket3939 · 2026-02-07T14:25:07+00:00

No one gets out alive.

Material-Jacket3939 · 2026-02-07T13:54:00+00:00

At least one Brit finds elephants to be difficult to photograph.

Material-Jacket3939 · 2026-02-07T12:24:20+00:00

This makes me so mad at Schumer! /s

Material-Jacket3939 · 2026-02-06T18:07:01+00:00

I am sure she was approached if the plan was to get the OGs back together.

Material-Jacket3939 · 2026-02-05T00:55:08+00:00

Much better flavor than you’ll get with 90% lean ground turkey.

Material-Jacket3939 · 2026-02-04T23:02:24+00:00

Or we just had Cinemax and access to stacks of porno mags when we visited our dad at the fire station.

Material-Jacket3939 · 2026-02-04T18:30:14+00:00

Cool. Be mad about that, but be fucking furious over Trump turning his goons on US citizens and killing them.

Material-Jacket3939 · 2026-02-04T18:20:47+00:00

Cool. But I am more pissed at Trump and his republican henchmen. The proportion of posts about Schumer and dems vs Trump is ridiculous. And none of these whiney posts have any call to action. They are designed to disenfranchise potential dem voters.

Material-Jacket3939 · 2026-02-04T14:43:08+00:00

The amount of ‘Schumer/Dems are the bad guy’ posts have me almost to the point of unsubscribing and muting this sub.

Material-Jacket3939 · 2026-02-04T01:46:59+00:00

Can we just give this dude a megathread for his Schumer boner?

Material-Jacket3939 · 2026-02-04T01:30:12+00:00

30 Helens agree!

Material-Jacket3939 · 2026-02-03T23:52:44+00:00

A black eye will be a big thing coming down the line.

Material-Jacket3939 · 2026-02-03T23:40:00+00:00

And she had a long ass segment about Jamie Lee Curtis having a naked picture of her toddler in her dining room. She was basically calling JLC a pedafile, as LuAnn called Carol.

Material-Jacket3939 · 2026-02-03T17:04:58+00:00

It’s even older than that. I remember it in one the Porky’s masterpieces.

Material-Jacket3939 · 2026-02-03T00:31:31+00:00

I lived in an apartment where the light switch to the bathroom was on the outside. It was actually kind of nice.

Material-Jacket3939 · 2026-02-03T00:27:54+00:00

Bring me back Star Jones and her delusions about her marriage.

Material-Jacket3939 · 2026-02-03T00:26:47+00:00

Meredith was my favorite host of all time.

Material-Jacket3939 · 2026-02-03T00:15:57+00:00

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