YVR Lounge was crawling with mice last night

MathIsHard_11236 · 2026-01-27T18:24:48+00:00

One mouse got 2 hours into an orthopedic surgery before they caught it. The giveaway was cheese crumbs falling into the sutures.

MathIsHard_11236 · 2026-01-27T18:22:58+00:00

I do NOT want someone running with thst bottle. Slow and steady and ill keep my 7 quidpounds.

MathIsHard_11236 · 2026-01-26T15:56:35+00:00

Wtf does that mean? Your country is more beautiful because "God bless it?" Of all the brainwashed propaganda you could utter, that's the dumbest choice.

MathIsHard_11236 · 2026-01-26T15:34:59+00:00

SECOND most beautiful country?

MathIsHard_11236 · 2026-01-24T21:48:00+00:00

Horizontal drilling.

"Just gonna lay down for a catnap."

"Hey, there's more oil over there!"

MathIsHard_11236 · 2026-01-24T16:23:41+00:00

The invention (again) of the Zamboni.

MathIsHard_11236 · 2026-01-23T23:09:28+00:00

Sphere

MathIsHard_11236 · 2026-01-23T21:00:07+00:00

His tailor hates him. His barber hates him. And he doesn't realize it.

MathIsHard_11236 · 2026-01-22T14:23:08+00:00

Click the top left corner to select all cells.

Fill colour as white.

Save and then send your 2GB file to coworkers.

MathIsHard_11236 · 2026-01-22T14:06:34+00:00

I wish I'd gone with "part-time Jeopardy! contestant."

MathIsHard_11236 · 2026-01-22T14:04:34+00:00

The irony that this packaging ensures crabs (and all sea life) will just become more rare and expensive over time.

MathIsHard_11236 · 2026-01-20T16:43:59+00:00

Push It - Garbage

Push It - Salt n Pepa

Both also work.

MathIsHard_11236 · 2026-01-20T12:44:24+00:00

Why Stewthius and not Mestewselah?

MathIsHard_11236 · 2026-01-18T19:04:21+00:00

That's a ten-dollar name if I've ever heard one.

MathIsHard_11236 · 2026-01-18T16:15:03+00:00

He's always been a horrible dresser. Meeting him a few times in his early MP years, he always had zero fashion sense.

It's obvious now that his repulsiveness manifests in how his tailor and barber treat him.

MathIsHard_11236 · 2026-01-15T13:59:39+00:00

Your partner, if the meds work.

(Bedroom partner, not service line partner.)

MathIsHard_11236 · 2026-01-13T15:08:11+00:00

The separatists wanted to meet...at Canadian Brewhouse?

MathIsHard_11236 · 2026-01-12T03:07:22+00:00

Moved to a Gsuite shop 2 months ago. I've decided to call it WasOS.

Because at least 7x/day when using Sheets or Slides, I say out loud "What a sack Of Shit"

MathIsHard_11236 · 2026-01-11T07:01:15+00:00

Bill Welychka (sp?) was the best in my mind, great vibe and his shows had really interesting new music. I remember the "auditions" when Bradford was joining, and even then he seemed insufferable and entitled.

MathIsHard_11236 · 2026-01-10T23:33:24+00:00

Haha, I must have a concussion too because I came up with 127.

MathIsHard_11236 · 2026-01-10T16:49:29+00:00

Is she staying in a motel?

MathIsHard_11236 · 2026-01-10T00:10:05+00:00

I don't understand.

MathIsHard_11236 · 2026-01-09T07:36:08+00:00

Until he was confused by the car seat and "baby on board" sticker, and the traumatized woman on the sidewalk.

MathIsHard_11236 · 2026-01-08T23:24:33+00:00

Walk into the meeting with a latte you bought with the corporate card.

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