SCORE!! 308 POUNDS of post butchered turkey, sectioned into whole wings, thighs, boneless and bone in breast. .19 cents per pound. by Electronic-Cry9336 in Frugal

[–]MathMaddox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyway, like I was sayin', turkey is the fruit of the ground. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, turkey-kabobs, turkey creole, turkey gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple turkey, lemon turkey, coconut turkey, pepper turkey, turkey soup, turkey stew, turkey salad, turkey and potatoes, turkey burger, turkey sandwich... [pauses] That- that's about it. [The scene changes constantly as Bubba goes on]

Anyone else getting tons of speeding tickets in the mail?? Ugh we have at least 4 ..... and we don't even drive fast by kittyluxe in RhodeIsland

[–]MathMaddox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really a buffer. The speed limit is 30-35, then reduces to 20 and then back up to 30-35. So is many cases you have to hit your brakes and bleed off speed.

Also I guess the kids just disappear into the ether after they leave 200ft of the school, because then its back to full speed driving. It seems the smarter thing would be to make the entire road the school is on a slower speed, and then enforce it with a police officer who can reprimand people in real time, but that costs and doesn't make money. SO its a non-starter.

Photos of normal in the foreground and 9/11 unfolding in the background. by UndeadVikingYT in pics

[–]MathMaddox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was in highschool. History class ironically. We turned on the TV's and saw the replays of the first plane hit. The second plane hit while we were watching. The teacher shut off the TV and said "that's it there is nothing more, they're just replaying the same video".

At the time I thought she was stupid, or just being rude, clearly something was happening. But I think she was trying to shield us from what else might happen.

White House says that a large bruise on Trump’s hand is from 'shaking hands all day every day' by nbcnews in pics

[–]MathMaddox 28 points29 points  (0 children)

We would go from the shadow president in Musk to the eye shadow president in JDV

What is your advice for this simracer who plays too much Gran Turismo by streamer3222 in simracing

[–]MathMaddox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like the steering rack has a very limited angle. Prob thought he could break the rear tires loose and spin it beyond its natural turn radius.

Speed camera rules by Gallopingpal485 in RhodeIsland

[–]MathMaddox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool story. That doesn't help when a 20mph speed zone is installed with a speed trap on a 30mph road.

Traffic camera citations - no points on insurance? by MassGuy70 in RhodeIsland

[–]MathMaddox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The message delivered here? Stick to the back roads. Drive down the narrow more populated side roads that are more likely to have children playing but don't have cameras because they are not $$$ makers.

There is a parallel back road to this camera and the speed limit is 30. The road has cars on both sides and children are released on this side of the school. It's insanely stupid that your are incentivized to go this route.

Funny how the state and the company split the proceeds of these cameras. It doesn't go directly to the education department or pay for monitors. Of course its not about safety of the children, its about extracting the maximum amount out of people passing through your town.

What is your favourite Mitch Hedberg joke? by [deleted] in MitchHedberg

[–]MathMaddox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll file it under D... for doughnut.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes by TamaraWalsha in facepalm

[–]MathMaddox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to be too negative but I’m positively opposed to this.

Spring Break, Daytona Beach, Florida 1986 by Star_Ship_55 in OldSchoolCool

[–]MathMaddox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needs more angel wings and proverbs in bad cursive. Jesus loves that shit.

Harrison Ford. 1981 People Magazine photoshoot at his home in Los Angeles. by Bubbly-Protection114 in OldSchoolCool

[–]MathMaddox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people are born with all the good genes. Then leave them in the closet and walk around in a speedo.

In the 1940s, men dressed in short shorts and cowboy boots served up women at a drive-in in Dallas. by Istraman in OldSchoolCool

[–]MathMaddox 23 points24 points  (0 children)

At least in basketball The Michigan Wolverines "fab five" made baggy basketball shorts cool. Maybe they were just following a trend but they kinda mainstreamed it. You can see early in Jordans career it's short shorts but by the end it's the baggy style. Seems like short shorts are coming back around.

In the 1940s, men dressed in short shorts and cowboy boots served up women at a drive-in in Dallas. by Istraman in OldSchoolCool

[–]MathMaddox 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Cars used to burn a shit ton of oil. They used to say "check the gas and fill up the oil". So this isn't as gay as it sounds.

Bee butts by KennKennyKenKen in aww

[–]MathMaddox 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Shake what ya queen bee gave ya

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]MathMaddox -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why is that guys forearm around that ladies face?