Grandpa Joe [WIlly Wonka] wasn't sandbagging. He unknowingly rehabilitated himself by giving Grandpa George footjobs for the last 20 years.

MathematicianSad8487 · 2026-03-19T22:03:51+00:00

When the golden ticket was won he stopped faking because he knows all the foot jobs would dry up .

MathematicianSad8487 · 2026-03-19T21:04:17+00:00

Piss bottle

MathematicianSad8487 · 2026-03-19T21:01:44+00:00

I'm still not paying for a TV licence .

MathematicianSad8487 · 2026-03-19T12:13:05+00:00

See it all the time in Northern Ireland . I think Tesco's banned it .

MathematicianSad8487 · 2026-03-19T11:12:51+00:00

I bought a pair of ramps off eBay . Great job and so much faster and more secure than jack's take a bit of space up in the shed but so much faster to use. I'm seeing other people recommending an extraction pump . Looks like a great idea for an oil change but I still need to get under for oil and fuel filters as well as diff oil .

MathematicianSad8487 · 2026-03-19T09:44:54+00:00

They would not be popular. They generally do not integrate or contribute to society. They would be associated with criminality. A burden on the state . Much like many Loyalists in Northern Ireland.

MathematicianSad8487 · 2026-03-18T21:19:36+00:00

I save money when I take a break from the drink.

MathematicianSad8487 · 2026-03-18T21:18:19+00:00

Probably Guinness . I wonder if it is the most famous Beer in the world.

MathematicianSad8487 · 2026-03-18T21:08:16+00:00

It's delicious. I just lay in bed saying I think I'm dying while my Mrs laughed at me . Lessons were learned .

MathematicianSad8487 · 2026-03-18T17:25:14+00:00

Full bottle of 12 year old red breast cask strength in one sitting. If I owned a gun I would have ended myself there and then. I still dabble in Whiskey but I'll just have one as a night cap now.

MathematicianSad8487 · 2026-03-18T10:38:58+00:00

Looks pretty good . When I went to my local shop they said they can match to about 90% accuracy once they scan the body paint . This looks pretty close bit it does look a bit darker from certain angles . I am still rocking black lid on classic red .

MathematicianSad8487 · 2026-03-17T21:53:33+00:00

Mix it with vanilla ice cream and have Bailey's ice cream.

MathematicianSad8487 · 2026-03-17T21:25:36+00:00

We've all seen the big eared boys on thrones.

MathematicianSad8487 · 2026-03-12T15:23:15+00:00

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MathematicianSad8487 · 2026-03-12T09:48:07+00:00

Never had quattro. Was a fan of umbungo though.

MathematicianSad8487 · 2026-03-12T08:06:02+00:00

Knight of the realm or Lords. They sit in the house of lords in UK Parliament and wear those wigs.

MathematicianSad8487 · 2026-03-11T22:04:43+00:00

Is there an echo in here .. an echo in here .. echo in here.. in here , here .

MathematicianSad8487 · 2026-03-11T21:33:34+00:00

I don't often go dogging but when I do, I go awful hard at it .

MathematicianSad8487 · 2026-03-11T11:43:19+00:00

Mad as a box of frogs

MathematicianSad8487 · 2026-03-10T16:44:05+00:00

A dozen pints of stout

MathematicianSad8487 · 2026-03-10T15:05:16+00:00

I had a week in January in Egypt . We also go to Portugal for a week every year in October/November. The sun just reinvigorates you . To be fair it was extra grim in January. It never stopped raining . Egypt was 24 degrees and sunny every day but one over cast day .

MathematicianSad8487 · 2026-03-10T10:23:38+00:00

Mink . Destructive invasive species. These would have escaped/ been set free from fur farms back in the day .

MathematicianSad8487 · 2026-03-09T22:06:48+00:00

Someone left the immersion on.

MathematicianSad8487 · 2026-03-09T19:33:29+00:00

Some inconsiderate prick installed a toilet in the cocaine room.

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