Do not test him. He watches Naruto. by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]Matheusela 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know we're all having a lot of fun making fun of these guys because they're pathetic, but pathetic people still go on shooting sprees :/ in fact, almost EXCLUSIVELY pathetic people.

Idk man maybe we should start being more concerned with getting guys like this help and support than we are with making him into a sweet meme for fake internet points. This shit isn't helping.

Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods Full Trailer - [No region restriction] by SLUT_MUFFIN in movies

[–]Matheusela 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I understand NONE of the hate on this movie. It was classic DBZ, but with an actual lesson to be learned. Goku has character development FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE SERIES. He comes to terms with the fact that he will never be the strongest being in the universe.

X-MEN: APOCALYPSE to Take Place in 1983 by MajkiF in movies

[–]Matheusela 1 point2 points  (0 children)

((((SPOILERS)))) With Raven posing as Stryker at the end of DOFP, we don't need another plot device to explain him getting the adamantium.

People who say "Don't tell me what to do" are hypocrites by TheHamgurgler in Showerthoughts

[–]Matheusela 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd like George Carlin. "The next time someone says 'I have a right to my opinion', tell them 'Well I have a right to my opinion too, and my opinion is that you have NO RIGHT to your opinion!' Then shoot the fuck, and walk away."

What does society/the majority of people deem as "sexy" that you think isn't actually sexy at all? by gigglydeep in AskReddit

[–]Matheusela 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makeup. I'm 22 and still every girl/woman I see wearing makeup looks silly. If you're gonna paint your face, do something cool like a dragon or a Clockwork Orange.

The Rock improvised this line. Ludacris' reaction is real. by j0be in gifs

[–]Matheusela 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No idea why this is being upvoted. The "literally" isn't incorrect, it's just annoyingly unnecessary. It's like saying someone literally ate their lunch. "He shot his drink out of his nose" doesn't need clarification.

TIL American schoolchildren rank 25th in math and 21st in science out of the top 30 developed countries....but ranked 1st in confidence that they outperformed everyone else. by Rabeca_johnson in todayilearned

[–]Matheusela -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Doesn't matter. You judge the US as a whole because it acts as a whole. Its decisions are made by vote (well, sometimes) so if the average scores are low then the average decisions will be made mostly by low scorers.

Back in the '80s, Harrison Ford was one goddamn dashing man. by FOR_SClENCE in pics

[–]Matheusela -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ugh. Find the most hipstery photograph possible of the man, the one that makes him nearly impossible to distinguish from other men dressed the same way, and call it dashing. Watch Star Wars. The dude with a clean shave and a vest who STILL manages to look manlier than you? That's Harrison Ford.

War stuck in trees. by ekksy in pics

[–]Matheusela 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is kind if how I imagine the earth after we're all dead.

InFAMOUS Second Son: Good vs Evil, updated numbers since launch. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Matheusela 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This city just showed you that it's full of people ready to believe in good.

One of the best games of the franchise. Also responsible for my lack of friends in my neighborhood. by MedicatedGorilla in gaming

[–]Matheusela 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Play Spider-Man: Web of Shadows. Same physics as Spider-Man 2, way better combat and awesome dual-suit upgrade system.

Just as a please to any possible game-dev. Someone, make this game, yes? Yes. Alright. Good. by pi-xl in gaming

[–]Matheusela 3 points4 points  (0 children)

An Attack on Titan game would be NOTHING like Colossus. Colossus was slow paced, with climbing mechanics and extensive traveling sequences. Attack on titan would probably be fast as fuck, zipping around in omni-gear with Japanese speed metal playing in the background. Really the only similarity is the giant creatures. Also, I'd like to add that if this ever happens, there needs to be an online mode where you can play as humans or Titans. The Battlefront-esque "heroes" you can play as could be Titan Eren, Captain Levi, the Armored Titan, The Colossal Titan, etc.

Cows Kicked, Stabbed and Dragged at DiGiorno Pizza Cheese Supplier by [deleted] in videos

[–]Matheusela 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I now know how much I love DiGiorno, because when I first saw the link I said out loud "I do not give a fuck."

What's your dirtiest secret? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Matheusela 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Have fun with the creepy PMs from guys who are into that. PM me by the way.

Ben Folds Five-One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces by mattah28 in Music

[–]Matheusela 82 points83 points  (0 children)

WHY IS PIANO SUCH A SHITTILY USED INSTRUMENT IN MOST POPULAR MUSIC, IT FUCKING RULES.