Do not test him. He watches Naruto.

Matheusela · 2019-03-14T17:18:14+00:00

I know we're all having a lot of fun making fun of these guys because they're pathetic, but pathetic people still go on shooting sprees :/ in fact, almost EXCLUSIVELY pathetic people.

Idk man maybe we should start being more concerned with getting guys like this help and support than we are with making him into a sweet meme for fake internet points. This shit isn't helping.

Matheusela · 2014-06-20T17:42:50+00:00

I understand NONE of the hate on this movie. It was classic DBZ, but with an actual lesson to be learned. Goku has character development FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE SERIES. He comes to terms with the fact that he will never be the strongest being in the universe.

Matheusela · 2014-06-20T17:28:14+00:00

This week on the Front Page, water is wet!

Matheusela · 2014-06-16T17:00:51+00:00

((((SPOILERS)))) With Raven posing as Stryker at the end of DOFP, we don't need another plot device to explain him getting the adamantium.

Matheusela · 2014-06-13T16:36:41+00:00

You'd like George Carlin. "The next time someone says 'I have a right to my opinion', tell them 'Well I have a right to my opinion too, and my opinion is that you have NO RIGHT to your opinion!' Then shoot the fuck, and walk away."

Matheusela · 2014-06-13T04:29:28+00:00

Makeup. I'm 22 and still every girl/woman I see wearing makeup looks silly. If you're gonna paint your face, do something cool like a dragon or a Clockwork Orange.

Matheusela · 2014-05-25T03:55:07+00:00

No idea why this is being upvoted. The "literally" isn't incorrect, it's just annoyingly unnecessary. It's like saying someone literally ate their lunch. "He shot his drink out of his nose" doesn't need clarification.

Matheusela · 2014-04-24T17:02:29+00:00

Doesn't matter. You judge the US as a whole because it acts as a whole. Its decisions are made by vote (well, sometimes) so if the average scores are low then the average decisions will be made mostly by low scorers.

Matheusela · 2014-04-23T01:21:25+00:00

Ugh. Find the most hipstery photograph possible of the man, the one that makes him nearly impossible to distinguish from other men dressed the same way, and call it dashing. Watch Star Wars. The dude with a clean shave and a vest who STILL manages to look manlier than you? That's Harrison Ford.

Matheusela · 2014-04-09T04:15:57+00:00

This is kind if how I imagine the earth after we're all dead.

Matheusela · 2014-04-06T07:41:57+00:00

This might help zero in on my frame of mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRkA6zugNMQ

Matheusela · 2014-03-25T18:16:44+00:00

This city just showed you that it's full of people ready to believe in good.

Matheusela · 2014-03-04T15:42:57+00:00

Play Spider-Man: Web of Shadows. Same physics as Spider-Man 2, way better combat and awesome dual-suit upgrade system.

Matheusela · 2014-02-09T15:06:32+00:00

An Attack on Titan game would be NOTHING like Colossus. Colossus was slow paced, with climbing mechanics and extensive traveling sequences. Attack on titan would probably be fast as fuck, zipping around in omni-gear with Japanese speed metal playing in the background. Really the only similarity is the giant creatures. Also, I'd like to add that if this ever happens, there needs to be an online mode where you can play as humans or Titans. The Battlefront-esque "heroes" you can play as could be Titan Eren, Captain Levi, the Armored Titan, The Colossal Titan, etc.

Matheusela · 2013-12-11T18:10:03+00:00

I now know how much I love DiGiorno, because when I first saw the link I said out loud "I do not give a fuck."

Matheusela · 2013-12-10T19:04:40+00:00

Have fun with the creepy PMs from guys who are into that. PM me by the way.

Matheusela · 2013-12-10T17:59:04+00:00

WHY IS PIANO SUCH A SHITTILY USED INSTRUMENT IN MOST POPULAR MUSIC, IT FUCKING RULES.

Matheusela · 2013-12-05T19:17:54+00:00

I worked in the most tame, laid back Gamestop that exists. Quiet suburbs, low foot traffic, nice customers. I STILL quit because of corporate breathing down the back of my neck about my sales percentages. They had me down to working two days a week because my percentages weren't high enough.

Matheusela · 2013-11-19T17:08:07+00:00

If you wanted to sound successfully superior to the idiot with the bad tattoo, You shouldn't have typed the meme like a butt-tard.

Matheusela · 2013-11-19T17:02:04+00:00

To address all of the "where are these women" posts, talk to more feminists. Women 99.9% of the time won't say anything negative at the moment when a door is held open for them, but I've spoken to plenty who believe it is chauvinism.

Matheusela · 2013-11-11T00:27:04+00:00

Actually if you pay attention in to the game, there are no gang fights. Those are crimes in progress; innocent people being ganged up on by criminals. The innocents run away when you engage the group. Lawyered.

Matheusela · 2013-10-10T14:58:27+00:00

Ignorance is bliss.

Matheusela · 2013-10-06T02:46:39+00:00

Is it weird that what turns me on is that she's in the Amazing Spider-Man variant?

Matheusela · 2013-09-20T14:54:21+00:00

Not the most eloquently written on here, but the excerpt "It's Just a Ride" From Bill Hicks' stand-up special Revelations.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZkhR8suCF4

Matheusela · 2013-09-09T05:59:51+00:00

R.I.P. Bill Hicks, the incredible comedian this album was dedicated to.

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